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  1. 01-29-2022, 08:37 PM #2251
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    Your lady is a treasure, and you are a generous man Mr Hefe.
    And looks like 30cm of badly needed refresh is forecast over tonight and tomorrow. I feel a snow flu coming on, might need to vaccinate Mon or Tues.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BCMtnHound View Post
    Your lady is a treasure, and you are a generous man Mr Hefe.
    And looks like 30cm of badly needed refresh is forecast over tonight and tomorrow. I feel a snow flu coming on, might need to vaccinate Mon or Tues.
    I got you covered.

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    thank you for the 2-+ cm in the bow valley

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    Hefe,
    Absolutely first rate all the way around.. sexy lady
    Please tell her the first thing my eye went to(after the boobies) was the lipstick.
    I fucking love that color..
    When I see that color anywhere I am a fan..Thanks
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    Thanks hefe, looks like a nice little storm for CO.
    My girl is up for some storm chasing and hot tub action. Hopefully some nice pics will be made.


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    I know it’s not the preferred homage for Ullr, but like a car wash, I hope tuning my skis will get some fresh snow to the Wasatch, and elsewhere, soon!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ski_the_fraulein View Post
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    I know it’s not the preferred homage for Ullr, but like a car wash, I hope tuning my skis will get some fresh snow to the Wasatch, and elsewhere, soon!!


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    There are tits hidden somewhere in that picture. Ullr says he'll make it snow if you can find them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ski_the_fraulein View Post
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    I know it’s not the preferred homage for Ullr, but like a car wash, I hope tuning my skis will get some fresh snow to the Wasatch, and elsewhere, soon!!


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    I call bullshit. No bong
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    What have we done to piss you off and how can we fix it?
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    Ullr may need a virgin sacrifice here……




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    East Coast getting a ton . Ullr must be a Yankee fan.
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    He loves them sweet jersey babes


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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    He loves them sweet jersey babes
    ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by AK47bp View Post
    Ullr may need a virgin sacrifice here……
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    I blame DanTheWashboard... and tgapp.

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    Too soon probably.

    Hey, come out and ski big midwinter corn on the volcanoes.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Norseman View Post
    I blame DanTheWashboard... and tgapp.

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    Too soon probably.

    Hey, come out and ski big midwinter corn on the volcanoes.
    Ahahaha I deserve it. I dun fucked up and earned Ullr's wrath. All of you can blame this high pressure on me.

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  22. 02-09-2022, 06:55 PM #2272
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgapp View Post
    Ahahaha I deserve it. I dun fucked up and earned Ullr's wrath. All of you can blame this high pressure on me.

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    I think you need to post an offering to sort this mess out...
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    Quote Originally Posted by tgapp View Post
    Ahahaha I deserve it. I dun fucked up and earned Ullr's wrath. All of you can blame this high pressure on me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiskiskiskiski View Post
    I think you need to post an offering to sort this mess out...
    How would that go?

    "Hey babe, I know we're struggling right now, but can I get a photo of your naked tits for my internet friends to ogle?"

    Sounds like a suicide mission to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    How would that go?

    "Hey babe, I know we're struggling right now, but can I get a photo of your naked tits for my internet friends to ogle?"

    Sounds like a suicide mission to me.
    Maybe I wasn't suggesting he post pictures of his wife.
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