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**Mustonen** · 10-08-2022, 09:32 PM

Originally Posted by Choss Jonger, Sr.

Yeah you should see what my attorneys have gone through, not to mention the special hell that opposition attorney is in for now that I fired my representation. If you think this is bad I must be a real jerk. It’s almost like I feel like someone is threatening the resource gathering I am doing for my child-to-be. Weird.

You fired your representation and that will put her attorney at a disadvantage?

Please keep us updated with full reports.

**MakersTeleMark** · 10-08-2022, 09:40 PM

Originally Posted by Mustonen

You fired your representation and that will put her attorney at a disadvantage?

Please keep us updated with full reports.

Magic 8 ball say all signs point to ...

**DBdude** · 10-09-2022, 03:03 AM

Originally Posted by Choss Jonger, Sr.

Yeah you should see what my attorneys have gone through, not to mention the special hell that opposition attorney is in for now that I fired my representation. If you think this is bad I must be a real jerk. It’s almost like I feel like someone is threatening the resource gathering I am doing for my child-to-be. Weird.

Fired your representation

That’s never good

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**Choss Jonger, Sr.** · 10-09-2022, 12:41 PM

The vengeful insane behavior started the night my wife assaulted me, a week after I printed and signed divorce papers in front of her and told her I wanted my money out of that home. Pretty sure she does not even know I am making a new person.

I’ve officially let it all go. It’s just some accounting in the background. Foreground are pregnancy breasts (!!!!), wild double digit orgasm hormonal lovemaking (call me Chossy Steed Senior if you please), sleeping beneath the golden trees on our two person sleeping pad in our double bag, feeding her all the funny things that she craves, and figuring out what family and home we want to make for our little-one-to-be.

Less out of concern for the species and more out of concern for Jeremy’s mom, I did this thing, started inseminating my oldest friend, the one lover with whom I had not ever consummated. I started doing it two months after I fled my home and my job and my friends and my backcountry. Given my aged swimmers and the prevalence of Rasta-caps among them we got pregnant fairly quick.

Life is better. So much better.

If you think that you might need a divorce, it may be the best thing you can do for your own quality of life.

**XXX-er** · 10-09-2022, 01:02 PM

A couple of guys i know who once had lotsa money are kibitzing at work and one sez

" Hey do you know why divorce is so expensive ?

Cuz its so good ! "

which is the part you are into right now, this could only be a troll but the writing is still entertaining

**Choss Jonger, Sr.** · 10-09-2022, 01:07 PM

If not for that failed marriage I’d never be where I am today, curling up for a nap with my arm wrapped over all that tiny little potential…that potential that may soon be racing home from the bus stop, backpack dragging behind, only for me to teach him a Deez Nuts joke to get his mother with. Life is weird, people are crazy, and I could not be happier with how I juked this divorce path.

**TahoeJ** · 10-10-2022, 03:00 PM

The correct punchline on divorce being so expensive is: "because it's worth it!"

CJS - You'd better buckle down and get ready, the actual reality of having a kid is not blowjobs and roses. (father of three, so I know)

**liv2ski** · 10-10-2022, 03:35 PM

Originally Posted by TahoeJ

CJS - You'd better buckle down and get ready, the actual reality of having a kid is not blowjobs and roses. (father of three, so I know)

Right? If you want to have lots of fun and sex DON'T get married and skip the kid for sure. You fucked up CJS and we will hear from you again in a few years.

**neufox47** · 10-10-2022, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by Choss Jonger, Sr.

The vengeful insane behavior started the night my wife assaulted me, a week after I printed and signed divorce papers in front of her and told her I wanted my money out of that home. Pretty sure she does not even know I am making a new person.

I’ve officially let it all go. It’s just some accounting in the background. Foreground are pregnancy breasts (!!!!), wild double digit orgasm hormonal lovemaking (call me Chossy Steed Senior if you please), sleeping beneath the golden trees on our two person sleeping pad in our double bag, feeding her all the funny things that she craves, and figuring out what family and home we want to make for our little-one-to-be.

Less out of concern for the species and more out of concern for Jeremy’s mom, I did this thing, started inseminating my oldest friend, the one lover with whom I had not ever consummated. I started doing it two months after I fled my home and my job and my friends and my backcountry. Given my aged swimmers and the prevalence of Rasta-caps among them we got pregnant fairly quick.

Life is better. So much better.

If you think that you might need a divorce, it may be the best thing you can do for your own quality of life.

Dude, I’m sorry to say it, but I’m pretty sure you are so so so fucked. Stars that burn too bright are destined to explode. Your relationship is going to change so much once that kid arrives, but Godspeed.

I hope you found one of the few women whose sex drive doesn’t crash as soon as a kid pops out and her boobs become off limits as soon as they are primarily used for feeding.

**TahoeJ** · 10-11-2022, 05:07 AM

I don’t even think that’s a thing, and you can’t really blame the women for that.

**liv2ski** · 10-11-2022, 07:55 AM

I for one am not interested in lactating titties nor pregnant women. YRMV

**Viva** · 10-11-2022, 08:56 AM

"Lactating Tittie Tuesday"......Hmmmmm......

**alias_rice** · 10-11-2022, 09:30 AM

Originally Posted by Choss Jonger, Sr.

The vengeful insane behavior started the night my wife assaulted me, a week after I printed and signed divorce papers in front of her and told her I wanted my money out of that home. Pretty sure she does not even know I am making a new person.

I’ve officially let it all go. It’s just some accounting in the background. Foreground are pregnancy breasts (!!!!), wild double digit orgasm hormonal lovemaking (call me Chossy Steed Senior if you please), sleeping beneath the golden trees on our two person sleeping pad in our double bag, feeding her all the funny things that she craves, and figuring out what family and home we want to make for our little-one-to-be.

Less out of concern for the species and more out of concern for Jeremy’s mom, I did this thing, started inseminating my oldest friend, the one lover with whom I had not ever consummated. I started doing it two months after I fled my home and my job and my friends and my backcountry. Given my aged swimmers and the prevalence of Rasta-caps among them we got pregnant fairly quick.

Life is better. So much better.

If you think that you might need a divorce, it may be the best thing you can do for your own quality of life.

It’s like a lifetime movie.

**Meadow Skipper** · 10-11-2022, 10:54 AM

I see a pretty strong case here for having a significant cool-down period after a break up.

**fatnslow** · 10-11-2022, 11:16 AM

Pregnancy sex is like banking your money for rainy days cause after the baby is born hello spanktown. Op needs better material if he's gonna troll this hard.

**XXX-er** · 10-11-2022, 12:41 PM

Originally Posted by TahoeJ

The correct punchline on divorce being so expensive is: "because it's worth it!"

CJS - You'd better buckle down and get ready, the actual reality of having a kid is not blowjobs and roses. (father of three, so I know)

So good OR so worth it seem interchangeable but you might be right, i didnt realize that might be a stock joke possibly in medical circles ?

Marriage always changes and its always a minefield, this morning I open Face book and some one i've known 17yrs with a wife & 3 kids came out as non-binary, buddy is wearing large hoop earings also it looks like a bra so i'm thinking wow I wonder how that marriage will weather the changes ... should be interesting

**XXX-er** · 10-11-2022, 12:44 PM

Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

I see a pretty strong case here for having a significant cool-down period after a break up.

IME you don't want to buy to many clothes right away cuz due to weight loss/ gain they will not fit in 6 months

**oftpiste** · 10-11-2022, 03:05 PM

oh, it's a thing.

Originally Posted by TahoeJ

I don’t even think that’s a thing, and you can’t really blame the women for that.

**Gcooker** · 10-11-2022, 08:05 PM

I mean… it sounds like a troll.

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**XXX-er** · 10-11-2022, 09:00 PM

as long as its funny as in we can laugh at the guy, who cares ?

**TahoeJ** · 10-11-2022, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by oftpiste

oh, it's a thing.

Women who push out a kid and then just want dick like crazy? Interesting... I've never heard of it.

**el hefe** · 10-17-2022, 12:19 PM

One of my good friends is heading for divorce. Husband is getting more unstable as time goes on and she is pretty concerned about him sharing/posting nude and or incriminating photos of her. Anyone on here have experience about this? Any way to incorporate some language into a separation agreement? Thanks.

**Danno** · 10-17-2022, 12:30 PM

Originally Posted by el hefe

One of my good friends is heading for divorce. Husband is getting more unstable as time goes on and she is pretty concerned about him sharing/posting nude and or incriminating photos of her. Anyone on here have experience about this? Any way to incorporate some language into a separation agreement? Thanks.

Lots of places have laws against revenge porn. But I am not sure an agreement is going to stop someone who is unstable enough to think posting it is a good idea.