Sink peeing

[irul&ublo]

he can grab things with his dick?

The ladies must love that

[AK47bp]

Had a lovely girl poop in my bath tub at a house party once.

Called her up the next day and told her. She came over with a 12 pack and 3 friends, cleaned her terds up and drank with us. Beautiful girl too.

The one that got away……


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[riser4]

So last weekend at our little resort, patrol gets a call to our top bar. A young lass had cut her hand pretty badly. After inquiry, turns out young lass and two of her friends go into the men's room, which is a one-holer with a single sink. The sink had been replaced with a new sink earlier in the week.

Claim is that the sink "just fell off the wall" and shattered into a million pieces cutting the hand pretty deep. One of the other lasses had a minor cut on her leg. Best we can piece together, one of the lasses was on the shitter, one was observing, and one perched upon the sink at which point in time said new sink came crashing down, shattering and slicing both. The lass with her ski pants up was unscathed.

Gold.

[Meadow Skipper]

TWIS (the woman I’m seeing) says she broke a sink off the wall while peeing in it in college.

She also pees in the shower. She’s a keeper for telling me.

[riser4]

Who doesn't pee in the shower???

[Core Shot]

How come dogs can shit. And then pee?
Separately

#threadDrift

Back on track. I have yet to see my dog pee in the sink.
Yet.

[SumJongGuy]

he can grab things with his dick?

https://youtu.be/13iNDNlw01Y

[J. Barron DeJong]

Not quite sink peeing, but close enough

https://www.espn.com/nhl/story/_/id/...nation-lawsuit

[dannynoonan]

Bump. I need some help here, see, I have this pretty sweet potted plant out on the deck, and I like it a lot. But there is this fucking chipmunk that keeps digging holes in it (the dirt in the planter) and it's making a big mess of things. I think he's hiding nuts in there, whatever the little buggers eat.

Anyway, I was going to try and kill him, but it occurred to me that I could just piss in the plant, and that might discourage this fucker. But, before I do that, will pissing in the plant hurt it? This is an important plant.

[CarlMega]

Go right to the source. Piss on that chipmunk.

[Harry]

Bump. I need some help here, see, I have this pretty sweet potted plant out on the deck, and I like it a lot. But there is this fucking chipmunk that keeps digging holes in it (the dirt in the planter) and it's making a big mess of things. I think he's hiding nuts in there, whatever the little buggers eat.

Anyway, I was going to try and kill him, but it occurred to me that I could just piss in the plant, and that might discourage this fucker. But, before I do that, will pissing in the plant hurt it? This is an important plant.

Establish dominance, pee all over your deck too.


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[dannynoonan]

Establish dominance, pee all over your deck too.


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Ah, see this is why I posted in this thread. This is a better plan.

Go right to the source. Piss on that chipmunk.

For real, this thing is so habituated that I could probably do this exactly. But if I get in that situation, I wouldn't trust this fucker to not bite me in the dick, so, not gonna roll those dice.

[mcski]

Can you get sick drinkin piss?

[east or bust]

yea, wut?

if the plant grows things that you eat it’s gunna be a no for me dog


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[Ski220]

Anyway, I was going to try and kill him, but it occurred to me that I could just piss in the plant, and that might discourage this fucker. But, before I do that, will pissing in the plant hurt it? This is an important plant.

Peeing in the pot could definitely kill the plant or harm it.
If you are not into rodentcide, get some deer netting and wrap the pot and plant.

[AK47bp]

Can you get sick drinkin piss?

Nope. And it’s delicious.


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[dannynoonan]

Nope. And it’s delicious.


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It tastes just like it smells!!!!!


Delicious.

[Core Shot]

It won’t work. I pee in my side yard all the time to save flush water. Usually pick a hosta to give out some nitrogen. The plants are fine.

But a few years ago chipmunks start digging under and around the brick sidewalk. So i started peeing directly in their burrow. They could care less.

I’ve used organic rodent deterrent with some success. It’s garlic and a few other spices. I’m ready for poison now. Fuck those cute little bastards destroying my sidewalk

[krp8128]

Get fox to pee in the plant

[powbmps]

Get fox to pee in the plant

Maybe not the best idea. That stuff will stink up the place.

Tangent.....Several years back my MIL sprayed fox piss in my cheating FIL's truck cab. Unfortunately it was in my possession at the time. Tough to get that smell out of cloth seats.

[Mr. Mike]

Bump. I need some help here, see, I have this pretty sweet potted plant out on the deck, and I like it a lot. But there is this fucking chipmunk that keeps digging holes in it (the dirt in the planter) and it's making a big mess of things. I think he's hiding nuts in there, whatever the little buggers eat.

Anyway, I was going to try and kill him, but it occurred to me that I could just piss in the plant, and that might discourage this fucker. But, before I do that, will pissing in the plant hurt it? This is an important plant.

Rat trap and peanut butter. Problem solved.

[Marshall Tucker]

1:17

[AK47bp]

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[::: :::]

1:17

horror & laughing & horror

but damn he stomped the landing
tho he waved his arms a bit

[oftpiste]

Tangent.....Several years back my MIL sprayed fox piss in my cheating FIL's truck cab. Unfortunately it was in my possession at the time. Tough to get that smell out of cloth seats.

Oh yah, she's a keeper!