Sink peeing

[MakersTeleMark]

^^^ classy honeymoon.

[Bobcat Sig]

Appliance pissers; we have a friend like that. I do. Hell, he's probably lurking here on teh TRGz, or someone from his friend group is lurking. You know who you are.

A few years after college and one particularly liquid night at the bars, he ended up at his girlfriend's apartment. As the story goes, she awoke to find him in the middle of the night, pants around his ankles, ass all exposed, rarin' to piss in and all over her oven. The kicker? He had thought to turn the oven on before I.P. Freely laid down a masterpiece.

Classic.

[PB]

Mmmmmmmm ...... baked piss.

[Meathelmet]

Every time I see this thread, I can not unsee the possibility for an another thread called Pink Seeing. I am not going to start it.
Steep, Deeb or someone else that is more qualified can do that.

Yet, I have a tangential story.

It involves an acquaintance's break up with a proper nutjob, a stove, a kettle and a turd.

Apparently, it can be quite interesting if a scorned individual decides to combine the aforementioned things in a reverse order.

No. Luckily no fire was involved (by sheer luck), but all the participants involved concurred that the end result was some vile shit.
Including the janitor and the fire brigade.

[Brownski]

There are some great stories here but I think it’s worth noting that most sink peeing is accomplished by individuals who are not blind drunk but make a deliberate, rational decision when faced with a one holer and a long line.

[jm2e]

There are some great stories here but I think it’s worth noting that most sink peeing is accomplished by Maggots who are not blind drunk but make a deliberate, rational decision........ because why not ......... and nobody is watching.

FIX’d


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[Diamond Joe]

I didn't read the whole thread, but I mean - come on - sink peeing is waaay easier in the middle of the night. You don't even have to open your eyes or wake up all the way! Stumble across the hall into the bathroom, feel around for the faucet to ascertain exact sink location, whip it out and lean against the counter while you do your thing. Back to bed without ever really opening your eyes for any appreciable amount of time!

[Conundrum]

If you have a significant other, I recommend brushing your teeth first in the morning so you can dust the pubes onto the floor for the roomba to grab.

[AK47bp]

Sink peeing is a great way to save on water. You use like half a cup of faucet run to wash it down.

Now sink shitting is a different story.


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[Conundrum]

Sink peeing is a great way to save on water. You use like half a cup of faucet run to wash it down.

Now sink shitting is a different story.


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Flushing is for footballs only.

[AK47bp]

Flushing is for footballs only.

Mellow yellow brown goes down.


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[XXX-er]

not gona read 7 pages about piss to check

but isnt sink peeing about morning wood ?

[Conundrum]

not gona read 7 pages about piss to check

but isnt sink peeing about morning wood ?

Depends on your height, velocity, and trajectory.

[PB]

Ummmmmm ....

You can pee with morning wood?!?!?

Or any time of the day wood for that matter......

[splat]

However, pissing on a wood fire is another angle unto itself.

[Conundrum]

Ummmmmm ....

You can pee with morning wood?!?!?

Or any time of the day wood for that matter......

You need to work on your core.

[jm2e]

not gona read 7 pages about piss to check

but isnt sink peeing about morning wood ?

Pretty sure that’s what tub/shower peeing is for. Huge target with a built in backboard! Probably needs its own thread.

I went through a phase in high school, explosive puking into showers and tubs. Knowing it was imminent, stumbling drunk, seemed like a huge target, and didn’t require the coordination or possible trauma involved with rapid kneeling.
Pissed off several people along the way.


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[mitanokaseifu]

Landlord kicked me out of the duplex. We were good tenants and could not understand what the deal was. Upon final cleaning, had quite a few beers and peed in all the floor heater vents. Also tried an experiment to see if piss makes a good substitute for one of those carpet cleaning chemicals. The whole time I was living there, the garage laundry drain sink was my favorite.

[Art Shirk]

This may need a quick bump to get the vaccination party thread back on track.

Look, nothing will take away the exoticism of peeing in a sink, but a floating urinal gets close if we can really dial in the fluid dynamics. Has anyone invented a floating urinal that raises and lowers? Maybe integrates a tepid ball pre-mist? Or maybe a light bar that you can install on the top that casts a video game type scenario into the bowl, like Space Invaders? I know Vegas would have installed betting game urinals a decade ago if they didn't prefer to have people spend all their time on the floor. Surely the Japanese are close on this technology.

This is a solid piece of journalism if anyone wants a quick read. The author identifies a problem and reaches a sound conclusion on mechanics, but neglects to discuss receptacle upgrades. I believe the sink is the answer.

https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/...ck%20will%20be.

[Buster Highmen]

Is splashback really reduced by sink peeing?
I doubt it.

Can you cite a CDC study on death of children while skiing with covid as a result of splashback? Be sure to deliver with that growling tone of self ass urance.

I thought splashback was really only of concern when wearing a suit. What say those of better spif and sartorial splendor than I?

Are the Elders at Brigham Young so focused?

[Art Shirk]

Is splashback really reduced by sink peeing?
I doubt it.

I havent followed any real scientific guidelines and this is just anecdotal but YES, splashback is very minimal due to angle of attack, especially with a shallow basin. And that's if you are using the "firehose method." If you use the "hose in a pool" method due to perfect sink height, there is zero chance of splashback because the stream perfectly follows the basin - near zero degree angle, accounting only for the height due to girth circumference.

I think I need to write a grant proposal, honestly.

[Buster Highmen]

I havent followed any real scientific guidelines and this is just anecdotal but YES, splashback is very minimal due to angle of attack, especially with a shallow basin. And that's if you are using the "firehose method." If you use the "hose in a pool" method due to perfect sink height, there is zero chance of splashback because the stream perfectly follows the basin - near zero degree angle, accounting only for the height due to girth circumference.

I think I need to write a grant proposal, honestly.

Even in pedestal sinks?
I would think the driving factor would be sink height, not basin slope.

I hate pedestal sinks.

If you specify both parameters, you could probably get extended funding. Be sure to mention magic underwear.

When will I get a link to a pediatric covid associated deaths while skiing study?

[Art Shirk]

Even in pedestal sinks?
I would think the driving factor would be sink height, not basin slope.

I hate pedestal sinks.

If you specify both parameters, you could probably get extended funding. Be sure to mention magic underwear.

When will I get a link to a pediatric covid associated deaths while skiing study?

Function of basin and wang height with basinn slope. Basin depth a factor once a certain level of velocity is reached. But studies are ongoing.

[Buster Highmen]

Function of basin and wang height with basinn slope. Basin depth a factor once a certain level of velocity is reached. But studies are ongoing.

Whatever tensor you propose, seriously consider showing that it's either invariant under the Lorenz transformation or there's a peeing Schwartzschild radius involved.

Don't assume the usual spherical symmetry since most sinks are oblate.

[Core Shot]

Whatever tensor you propose, seriously consider showing that it's either invariant under the Lorenz transformation or there's a peeing Schwartzschild radius involved.

Don't assume the usual spherical symmetry since most sinks are oblate.

Only an amateur would aim for the drain.

Follow the curve.

And calculate for Coriolus