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Goodbye Boobie Tuesday…
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
American exceptionalism in one graphic.
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Because we have.
https://mycountry955.com/the-wyoming...nds-and-teeth/
https://www.jpost.com/international/...e-study-676169
40% of Americans think they are fit enough to compete in the Olympics
Just kick him in the nuts. I assume that works as well with gorillas as it does with humans.
Bennymac's olympic link takes the mutha fuckin cake. Still laughing at how arrogant we (Americans) are. Je-sus!
Edit - maybe arrogant isn't the word because that would suggest they understand what it takes to be an olympian. How about obtuse?
Or hippopotamus. There is no human alive that could kill a male silverback in a fight with their bare hands. End of sentence.
I love that ~1 in 12 Americans think that they could kill an elephant unarmed. What's the game plan?
In basketball, soccer and swimming. Holy shit.
There was only twelve teams in the basketball tournament; how the fuck do they think they're going to qualify?! Because if you're good enough to be on the US squad, and you aren't in the NBA, you've got some priorities to set straight. Damn we're good at thinking we're good.
Years ago a mag posted a story about watching MSP's Focused on his work computer during his lunch break. One guy, who was clearly no athlete, saw Morrison's segment where he was hucking enormous backflips to hardpack and basically said, "Pfft, BFD, I could do that, it's just a backflip." These morons are all around us.
I really dislike the word "cunt", but cunts like this kill me. I'm sure the people of Hungary were super fucking proud.
It is possible for, not Joe Schmoe, but an athletic and talented person to qualify for, for example, GS in the Olympics. And it's all because the IOC wants to get all the little countries to show up too. It only makes sense that you have to make accommodations for people with lesser ability and access so that the games can be more representative.
If you had a parent who was a citizen of, say, Botswana, you could potentially qualify for GS in the Olympics or world champs. B rankings allow for tiny countries to send at least somebody to compete; but you'd still have to get, at minimum, sub-140 FIS points from a combined five results. So you'd be DNF-ing backwater FIS races in Montenegro, Kyrgyzstan, Greece, etc., hoping for a few good finishes. FIS and IOC both give money to smaller nations to field teams, but you'd probably still be borrowing suits and skis from larger national pools, and starting 143rd in run 1. So, it's possible. But to actually compete? GTFO.
Actually, I'll never forget Von Hohenlohe from Mexico beat Hirscher, Pinturault, Raich, Mario Matt, etc in the SL at 2015 world champs. Only 46 out of possible 60 (because world champs) finished the 1st run, and he stayed upright for last place, +58 seconds back.
17% think they could whoop a chimpanzee, that’s terrifying
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I distinctly remember watching that IRL and thinking WTF, like have a little respect for the rest of the competition.
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