Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

[riser4]

Reminder - On this date 30 years ago, Ren and Stimpy premiered.

Nice.

[TurxSki]

No fucking chance with a gorilla though.


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Well...https://www.independent.co.uk/climat...-b1888025.html

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[TurxSki]

Boo. Paywalled. Tldr: Gorillas are amazingly gentle. Chimps are amazingly violent.

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[rideit]

are they the ones that landed a heli in a wilderness to go fishing?

Now this was livin’ when the livin’ was good!

https://jalopnik.com/winnebago-made-...r-r-1847458400

[JayPowHound]

Well...https://www.independent.co.uk/climat...-b1888025.html

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The whole pack (herd?) isolated and killed a baby. Much different than a 1:1 battle between grownups I'd think.

I remember reading about that a month or so ago, probably in this thread! [emoji38]

[Core Shot]

But they let fuckin' seal breed like rabbits, makes sense.

Seriously
How many fish does an eagle eat vs a fucking seal
Not to mention eagles are spread out and seals are cockroaches of the sea.

[JayPowHound]

seals are cockroaches of the sea.

And the reason for all the close to shore shark activity down the cape.

Fuck seals.

[Core Shot]

True. If we didn’t cull deer, they’d be everywhere.

But seals? Oh no. Off limits. There aren’t enough sharks to thin the herd. And they eat a metric shit ton of fish.

[abraham]

True. If we didn’t cull deer, they’d be everywhere.

But seals? Oh no. Off limits. There aren’t enough sharks to thin the herd. And they eat a metric shit ton of fish.

It's ok we don't mind sacrificing a few grandmas or kids so the sharks can have a good summer without fear.

[Core Shot]

How did the nsfw thread drift to seals?

There are two things that smell like fish

PS. This was written ten years ago. There’s way more than 10,000 seals
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seals eat between 6%-8% of their body weight a day.

There are several seals that hang around the Chatham fish pier and I’ll bet some of them weigh 800+ lbs. seals eat between 6%-8% of their body weight a day..

Let’s say that there are 1000 seals on the outer Cape beaches. The number is much higher, likely near 10,000. Next we do the math, 1000 seals at an average of 500 lbs. each is 500,000 lbs. of seals. Half-a million pounds of seals times .07 (7%) is 35,000.

So a thousand seals can eat 35,000 lbs. of fluke, flounder, river herring, juvenile codfish, striped bass, etc… per day. How much fish will 10,000 seals eat in a day?

Well, that’s 350,000 lbs. of fish per day

[ZomblibulaX]

True. If we didn’t cull deer, they’d be everywhere.

We cull deer and they're still everywhere. My whole town is overrun with scraggly, mangy, limping mulies.

Once we get stealurface trained up on chimps, we'll unleash him and his baseball bat of furious anger on the harbors of North America. Then it's on to rural deer herd culling. Seal fur hats for everyone!

https://priceonomics.com/the-business-of-seal-clubbing/

[MagnificentUnicorn]

How dare the seals and sharks do seal and shark things in their natural environment


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[Not DJSapp]

Are we back to advocating for clubbing baby seals? Fuckers steal all the action.



Back on point folks

[BmillsSkier]

I’ve always wondered about this…if I took the sports I was good at and dedicated the time a serious D1 and pro athlete does to a sport, how far could I make it. I’m going out on a limb and saying I for sure could make the Kazakstan national hockey team back in the day.



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The Kazaks produce ripping bump skiers. Not so sure about skaters so you may have a shot.

That's a level 5 tire slasher right there

I need to spend an evening or two with you in a bar Booner, just to pick up on the lingo like this.

Are we back to advocating for clubbing baby seals? Fuckers steal all the action.



Back on point folks

Nuke the whales?

[JimmyCarter]

Nuke the whales?

Save them and trade them in for valuable prizes?

[Peruvian]

are they the ones that landed a heli in a wilderness to go fishing?

wilderness or Wilderness?

[el hefe]

Somebody say nuke the whales?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V1MVFAnN0Y

[Norseman]

fucka you dorphin, and fucka you, whale!

[jm2e]

Fuck this shit. I came here for laffs and titties.
Ya'll go start the "I could strangle a rhino and win in the Olympics while bitching about wildlife management" thread.

[smartyiak]

The Kazaks produce ripping bump skiers. Not so sure about skaters so you may have a shot.



I need to spend an evening or two with you in a bar Booner, just to pick up on the lingo like this.



Nuke the whales?

Nah…save the whales! It’s the seals you should be shooting!

https://youtu.be/s95mEchLZEA


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[liv2ski]

Fuck this shit. I came here for laffs and titties.

What is wrong with these guys?

[JayPowHound]

Fuck this shit. I came here for laffs and titties.
Ya'll go start the "I could strangle a rhino and win in the Olympics while bitching about wildlife management" thread.

We did. Check the gorilla thread with 100s of responses within a day or two.

I have to agree that this conversation has unnecessarily taken over this thread when it has its own place.

But still entertaining FWIW.

I'm all for redirecting the special collection back to its intended purpose, but combining Olympics with the PR has anyone seen this example of potential Olympic jiu-jitsu? I'm all for it!!

[m2711c]

quite sporting indeed....

[Core Shot]

[splat]

How long til this goes to animal pron?
Here's a bare in the wilds...





Proper training is beneficial for domestication.