Surreal Life V. 2.0

[lemon boy]

Surreal Life V 2.0:

Damn, I don't know if it is better than SLV1.0 but damn it is pretty fokkin PRIME!

Cast:

Ron Jeremy (9 + inches of fat love)
Rob Vanilla Ice (this year's Corey Feldman)
Eric Estrada (Panch! With a Ponch)
Tammy Faye Baker (Whoa, sketch as ever)
two random bimbos (another reality girl and another baywatch girl)

Seen the first two episodes and whoa! WB's got a great formula, this stuff is beyond weird. These people are so maldeveloped that you can't believe it.

Much like Vince Neil turned out to be a regular guy, this year's "regular guy" turns out to be......Ron :shrug: I figured he'd be the weirdest one but no, that honor has to go to Ice.

Last night they had Gary Coleman managing them all working in a diner and Ice was really making a parody of Gary's past and his height, plus they had Todd Bridges show up causing Gary to fly off the handle and leave! OH HELLSYEAH! What's even better though is that immediately following Ice is whining about how he's trying to move away from the image of his past and gets all bitchwhiney, well guess what pooh bear? How you think poor Gary Fucking Coleman feels about being 4'2" and having every jackass pick him up and say "whatchutalkinboutwillis?" Huh Huh? WHINY BIZZZZATCH!

Seriously, if you are feeling happy and well adjusted with yourself: watch it and laugh. Feeling depressed and unsure of your life: watch it and know that there's folks WAY more screwed up than you, except for Ron Jeremy who it appears leads just about the perfect life despite being fat and ugly. Let Ron be a beacon to guide you through the darkness, start tying a brick to yer pecker though you've got another 5" to go...


Thanks be to allah that I don't have to choose between this and The O.C.!

[Pinner]

Tammy Faye gives me a chubby.

[Mr. Altagirl]

Ponch and the HedgeHog talk a whinning Vanillia Ice down from a possible mental breakdown, .....and it's real.

I'm hooked.

[Mountainman]

This show sucks really bad IMO but for some reason i seem to end up watching the whole thing every new episode. Maybe it's the thought of Tracy Bingham's boobs hanging out while she's running around....

[Will]

Uh LB, what makes Ron Jeremy's life perfect is that he's fat and ugly.

If he was some pretty-boy then I might understand it, but somehow he's a fat shlub who's screwed thousands of beautiful women and gotten paid for it.

He musta been fuckin' ghandi in his past life.

[Snow Dog]

Ron's pretty funny for an ex-high school teacher.

[Samwich]

Originally posted by Will
Uh LB, what makes Ron Jeremy's life perfect is that he's fat and ugly.

If he was some pretty-boy then I might understand it, but somehow he's a fat shlub who's screwed thousands of beautiful women and gotten paid for it.

He musta been fuckin' ghandi in his past life.

I bet he enjoys fucking beautiful women more than he enjoyed fucking ghandi in his past life.

[lemon boy]

you never know, ghandi might've been a great lay

[wookalar]

cheap dinner date too....

[phUnk]

Originally posted by lemon boy
you never know, ghandi might've been a great lay

Woah.

[Will]

Originally posted by phUnk
Woah.

Don't be shocked, it's common knowledge.

What with all those hunger strikes you know he swallowed when he got the chance.

[hardrider]

Originally posted by Will
.What with all those hunger strikes you know he swallowed when he got the chance.

Wow!