Passwords.
I finally worked to come up with an algorithm for passwords that is long, has a mix of all the things good passwords are supposed to have, and isn't the same for every site. Today I went to set up a password for my new health insurance, and they limit passwords to 12 characters, so my algorithm doesn't work.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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