Fear and Loathing, a Rat Flu Odyssey

[BmillsSkier]

I’m so glad I’m not on Twitter. What a poo flinging experience.

[iceman]

Gotta agree with this one from that link though:

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

It's the Greek chorus for our modern tragedy. I love it.

[splat]

[Danno]

But sheep are so soft. What?

warm and round, like a pumpkin.

wait, what?

[Norseman]

Something about gloves and velcro.

[Norseman]

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[splat]

But sheep are so soft. What?

Chickens get it??? Here comes the egg flu.

[AKPogue]

Gotta agree with this one from that link though:

Wow, I didn't realize that you're that much of a cunt!

[grinch]

What will the line up at vail look like at 2% smaller?

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[iceman]

Wow, I didn't realize that you're that much of a cunt!

oh I'm way worse than that, but don't shoot me please.

[t-the-east]

Informative NYT Daily this morning.

From the Chinese survey (take that with a grain of salt)
- 80% of the cases are minor-flu-like
- 2% are deadly
- deaths are from pneumonia
- Deaths are manly older men

How does the virus determine who is manly enough?

[Vt-Freeheel]

What will the line up at vail look like at 2% smaller?

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10% larger to increased Epic pass sales next season.

[I Skied Bandini Mountain]

Wow, I didn't realize that you're that much of a cunt!

For going to a maga rally? I though it was a requirement?

[PNWbrit]

The Vatican has dismissed speculation that Pope Francis is anything more than “slightly unwell” after he cancelled official audiences for a second day, Reuters is reporting.

Francis, 83, appeared to have a cold and spoke with a slightly hoarse voice at his general audience on Wednesday. He coughed during an afternoon Ash Wednesday service in a Rome church, his last appearance outside the Vatican.

[rideit]

Wow, I didn't realize that you're that much of a cunt!

Is there something wrong with eradicating racists?

[4matic]

My gf is absolutely scared witless from this. She got a flu for the first time from travel in January and has a weak respiratory system to start with.

[The AD]

My parents (who are both in their mid 70s) have an Italian cruise scheduled this Spring. They're obviously slightly concerned they may have to cancel.

[powpig]

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If we can't provide the world medical relief at least we can provide comedic:

Americans are avoiding Corona beer because of the coronavirus and it explains so much

You mean this whole Covid-19 is just a brilliant marketing ploy by Modelo for increased sales?

[Timberridge]

My parents (who are both in their mid 70s) have an Italian cruise scheduled this Spring. They're obviously slightly concerned they may have to cancel.

Why? Nobody will be on the boat but them.

[BmillsSkier]

Why? Nobody will be on the boat but them.

They can pull the cruise ship up next to David Geffen's yacht and sneer down their noses at him and his piddly 12 staterooms as they trash a different one of their own for weeks on end.

[The AD]

And they may get a couple weeks bonus time at the end. Sounds like a win-win!

[climberevan]

Carson City HD, today.

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[mdblows]

My gf is absolutely scared witless from this. She got a flu for the first time from travel in January and has a weak respiratory system to start with.

Is she under 60 years old? If so, she'll be fine. If not, time to find a new gf.

[riser4]

Is she under 60 years old? If so, she'll be fine. If not, time to find a new gf.

I'm under 60 and it will probably kill me if I get it.