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Thread: Fear and Loathing, a Rat Flu Odyssey

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    Just heard a CDC guy on the radio say the masks are useless for protection.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    They have comedic value though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by From_the_NEK View Post
    Fixed it...
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    quintessential dad from the land of the north
    In 1988, Alan Thicke was the Grand Marshall of the Bacchus Parade in New Orleans at Mardi Gras. My friend Rums was upset that such a hack actor would get the honor one year after William Shatner filled the role, so he threw his half-finished Hurricane at Thicke’s float, hitting him square in the head. We ducked into the crowd as the security guys tried to figure out what had happened.

    True story.

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    All hail the statute of limitations.

    Hubbs those photos are gold dish all you’ve got.
    Ps, they revised the parameters to say incubation could be 3 months with no symptoms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dee Hubbs View Post

    Fawk I would have at least checked this guy departing the flight!
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    That has nothing to do with coronavirus. He's trying to protect himself from the homeless people in SF.

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    Quote Originally Posted by old goat View Post
    That has nothing to do with coronavirus. He's trying to protect himself from the homeless people in SF.
    If that were true, he’d be wearing galoshes to wade thru all the shit on our sidewalks

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    "If the road You followed brought you to this,of what use was the road"?

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    speaking of NH cases ( those 2 today werent), theres a chinese owned company with a production facility next town over. when i visited the site 3 weeks ago there was a conference room absolutely full of people from their HQ, glad they passed me over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Just heard a CDC guy on the radio say the masks are useless for protection.
    Simple masks help with this, with flu, with colds, etc. Hand washing even more so! They are just trying to stop neckbearers from panicking and buying all the N95s for no great reason.
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    X

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    China is fucked

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    watch out for snakes

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    ship passengers tested negative
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Summit View Post
    What a dilemma... "I'm trapped on a quarantined ship with the coronavirus... so I should eat healthy and avoid alcohol to promote immune health, so after breakfast I'll go the gym and turn in at a reasonable hour... oh wait, powder donut pancake buffet? Irish coffee is health yes? Being drunk and sick is better than being bored and healthy!"
    The old sayings are true

    Starve a cold, drink a fever
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    Quote Originally Posted by XXX-er View Post
    Never sure if I'm talkiing to an Auzy or a Kiwi so I always ask, just say ... whats up khant ?

    I pass for chinese, japanese, first nations

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    Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play.
    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    Confirmed secondary transmission in the USA
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    That was just the husband from the wife though , eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rideski View Post
    That was just the husband from the wife though , eh?
    I fail to see how that matters. So you're safe if you're living in sin?

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    Quote Originally Posted by s2h5a6 View Post
    Bitcoin fixes this.
    well, duh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    I fail to see how that matters. So you're safe if you're living in sin?
    Is this a zoning joke?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SB View Post
    ship passengers tested negative
    Well there goes the 2 week bacchanal in port.

    Quote Originally Posted by s2h5a6 View Post
    Bitcoin fixes this.
    Remind us again who you are.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    I fail to see how that matters. So you're safe if you're living in sin?
    it means there’s transmission without exchange of fluids or direct physical contact

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    Kill all the telemarkers
    But they’ll put us in jail if we kill all the telemarkers
    Telemarketers! Kill the telemarketers!
    Oh we can do that. We don’t even need a reason

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    Quote Originally Posted by Core Shot View Post
    Technically Asian disadvantage...

    Yea I read that the other day... waaaaaaaaaaaay too small of a dataset but certainly warrants more research.
    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.

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    could we get the clifs notes on that please

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    Yeah I didn’t wanna click that link either

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