cool homes

[berko]

Thats a nice property there, Ice. Really like that pool table.

[MakersTeleMark]

7 baths? I'd get lost stocking the tp.

[::: :::]

We chip all the staff, so don’t worry. Someone will get you on daily final sweep...

[MarcusBrody]

I'm not sure if it's there to plug the realtor, but the last photo on Zillow made me laugh. When I'm browsing million dollar homes, the first thing I always look for is whether it's convenient to a strip mini-mart.

[oftpiste]

Not unusual in the RE world. Pretty much every listing I've ever had there was some previous instance of something like this. Rarely, if ever, came to fruition.

It was the weirdest thing, I posted about it somewhere, but some people called us last summer that had seen it while the place was listed, they had to make an effort and do some research to find our cell numbers, no idea how they got them actually. They said they were gonna make an offer by the end of that week, and then they fell off the earth. Never heard from them again. so odd.

[oftpiste]

7 baths? I'd get lost stocking the tp.

https://www.brondell.com/swash-1000-bidet-toilet-seat/

TP use is dramatically reduced.

[liv2ski]

I'll take it!

Oh, wait, Maryland?

Ya, not my first choice, but for $1M, that is a damn nice home. Show us pics of your other places

[Art Shirk]

not sure if we've seen this one in this thread yet

in whistler, a quaint little getaway that can be closed up when they're not there...

Same architect that did my buddy's house and rolling huts: https://olsonkundig.com/projects/delta-shelter/

[BFD]

If that is your buddy's house he should of invested in a bigger lot.

[RootSkier]

Once you buy it you can move it wherever you want.

Is that a pic of you in the exercise room?

[iceman]

ha. yeah. a long time ago. I lost a bet and had to wear a Yankees hat for an entire weekend at the beach and I've never been allowed to forget it. I forgot a picture had even been taken, and then at Christmas I got it as a "gift" all blown up and framed.

[skaredshtles]

ha. yeah. a long time ago. I lost a bet and had to wear a Yankees hat for an entire weekend at the beach and I've never been allowed to forget it. I forgot a picture had even been taken, and then at Christmas I got it as a "gift" all blown up and framed.

I just looked at all those photos...

You're a mobster, ain't ya?

[iceman]

I just looked and you can't even see the pic I was just talking about, the one you can see is my wife, also a long damn time ago.

And not a mobster, a gangsta.

[fatnslow]

This one's going back on the market again soon, it's gonna be priced a bit over the zesstimate though. https://www.zillow.com/homes/13505-D...37162583_zpid/

You know you want it.

I don't know what market price is in your area but that's a very nice house. That thing would sell pretty quick in PDX for $1-1.2. I don't think you could build it for that here.

[iceman]

It cost nearly that much to build it 20 years ago, building it now would be way more. But it's only worth what somebody will pay you for it.

[Norseman]

You guys aren't living there, right? Keeping the heat on for the rat party?

[iceman]

No I'm sitting here right now. Splitting time between here and Mass. until we sell it. My wife started a business here in Maryland so we haven't been in a big rush to sell until we see how things are with that.

[Danno]

Same architect that did my buddy's house and rolling huts: https://olsonkundig.com/projects/delta-shelter/

That home, or one very similar, was on the extraordinary homes netflix show I mentioned earlier.

[RootSkier]

If I ever won the lottery (fuck, should probably buy a ticket) I would 100% have Olson Kundig design a house for the Rootskier family.

[Svengali]

x2; except not for the Rootskier family

[MakersTeleMark]

I just looked and you can't even see the pic I was just talking about, the one you can see is my wife, also a long damn time ago.

And not a mobster, a gangsta.

Well, after 47,000 plus posts over 19 years, Ice finally posts up the maggot approved pic.

[RootSkier]

x2; except not for the Rootskier family

How about I give you 10% of my winnings and vice versa? Then one of us can at least afford a OK-designed mailbox.

[oftpiste]

Tom's an old friend. Many an interesting conversation about what it's like to have that kind of juice in the architectural world. He's also a good skier, though don't think he gets up much anymore.

[Svengali]

He used to show up in the Valdez zone during prime time.

[BFD]

So i guess he has seen snow. Why would you build a house with uncovered metal stairs where it snows?