Shit that annoys you

[~mikey b]

The roads in my town are not plowed in winter. We walk, ski or snowmobile everywhere. There are quite a few dogs in town, several of whom roam free all the time. Springtime meltout is known as dogshit season as 6-8 months worth of turds start appearing. Fkn nasty.

[Mustonen]

I must admit,that really bugs me. That practice just gives non dog lovers ammo to bitch and restrict access to my dogs, who I happily pick up after. I mean come on, who likes to step in dog shit? Fucking pick it up or don't have a dog you assholes.

I saw a kid walking his dog stop to let it shit in my neighbor’s yard. When the dog finished he started to walk off. I said “hey bud!” And tossed him a roll of dog shit bags.

He looked confused, and then started to walk off again. I yelled again and told him one of the best parts of having a dog is having something to take care of, right? It’s also important to be a good neighbor. He wasn’t convinced, and started saying something about how it wasn’t his dog, and started to walk off AGAIN.

I cut the BS and told him to clean up the dog shit. And he did.

Best part, no shit under my door handles the next morning.

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That practice just gives non dog lovers ammo to bitch and restrict access to my dogs, who I happily pick up after.

Happily? It's enjoyable?

[BmillsSkier]

I gotta get one of those for the front yard, seems to carry a bit more weight than the usual “please pick up after your pet” signs.

[Ted Striker]

My wife showed me a newspaper article recently where the captain of a boat referred to the "star bird" side.

Shit Bird, Randy.

[Ted Striker]

Happily? It's enjoyable?

It's a hand warmer on a cool day!

[riser4]

Shit Bird, Randy.

ROTFLMAO. Trailer Park Boys.

[jm2e]

Drivers who have to swing left before they can turn right. Fuck offf.


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[MontuckyFried]

Drivers who have to swing left before they can turn right. Fuck offf.

Yup. It's pretty sad when I can maneuver a freaking 50 ton crane or straight truck tighter than some doofus in a RAV4. Seriously. What IS up with people who make that big swing before turning the other way? Boggles the mind.

[Ted Striker]

Drivers who cut left turns.

[The AD]

The steam or smell lines coming off the poop are a nice touch.

[Timberridge]

Yup. It's pretty sad when I can maneuver a freaking 50 ton crane or straight truck tighter than some doofus in a RAV4. Seriously. What IS up with people who make that big swing before turning the other way? Boggles the mind.

Most front wheel drive cars understeer at the limit. Unless you change the suspension setup, a quick flick to the right before making the left tends to preload the suspension and reduce understeer. I've never driven a 50 ton crane enthusiastically to see if it reacts the same as a Corolla, or Camry.

[riser4]

The steam or smell lines coming off the poop are a nice touch.

I laughed when I saw various signs like that in Germany.

[Boissal]

Neighbors who park their 3 cars in a line in front of our fence instead of in front of their house or, jeebus, forbids, their driveway or garage which can accommodate 6 cars.
I was picking some lettuce last night when two of them pull up and park in front of the fence then hop out and proceed to walk all over the strip I seeded with wildflowers a month ago. They don't look like much now, probably a bunch of weeds if you don't know what they are, but I've already mentioned it to them a couple of times. I must have had steam coming out my ears so they ran in the house before I could ask them to fuck off. I get back out a couple hours later and their teenage kid is standing in the same spot making out with his gf, spinning around slowly all movie-style. I could practically hear the plants screaming...
I'm getting a sign tomorrow that says "Don't be a dick, park in front of your fucking house". In German

[Danno]

Son of a...

Just noticed some damage on my wife's car (I have been driving her car this week). Two big scrape marks, and one weird circular mark. I never hit anything, so no idea where or when this came from. Probably from someone parked next to me in the park and ride garage, but no way to know. Fuck.

[Timberridge]

That sucks--try to buff out w/ compound perhaps its a paint mark?

Your tires look pretty bald btw.

[Viva]

The steam or smell lines coming off the poop are a nice touch.

Or the dog just experienced an explosive shit, and those lines are there solely to indicate that fact.

[Danno]

That sucks--try to buff out w/ compound perhaps its a paint mark?

Your tires look pretty bald btw.

Thanks, but it's way beyond buffing out. The rights side of the 2 long scratches is an impact of some kind, I can see bare metal.

And I don't understand the circular scratch at all. But not even knowing where this happened, it's hard to reconstruct.

And yes, my wife's car needs new tires (the other 3 are not as bald, but all are needing to be replaced).

[simple]

Replace the wife with a new model. Twenty somethings will do anything for housing.

[Timberridge]

That circular mark looks like it came from a belt buckle. Did you notice any short men wearing western belt buckles hanging around the car recently?

[Danno]

Car needs alignment.

I knew someone would say that. And possibly so. She never rotates her tires and one tire has a plug that is failing so that tire is constantly having to get air, so who knows?

[JongDoe]

That'll learn you to post a pic here.

[jm2e]

That circular mark looks like it came from a belt buckle.

The implication being, that someone with a big belt buckle was bent over your wife’s car? Lotta rodeo dudes gettin pegged around there?


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[Timberridge]

It's Denver. Do they still have cowboys there?