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Thread: Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

  1. 06-05-2019, 05:09 PM #35151
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    Quote Originally Posted by booner View Post
    Someone start spoon feeding her mayo asap
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Perfect
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    Little mountain town humor:

    I was the only one at trivia who got the answer to the Japanese company who has been making magic wands for decades. And also the category on original jeopardy that was an alliteration dealing with booze.
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    First one is Hitachi but not getting the second offhand.
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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    First one is Hitachi but not getting the second offhand.
    You got this, Ice:

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    ^^^^Fucking Ouch! Splat, that Bible post made me laugh out loud while everyone sleeps. wife isn't amused.
    Never in U.S. history has the public chosen leadership this malevolent. The moral clarity of their decision is crystalline, particularly knowing how Trump will regard his slim margin as a “mandate” to do his worst. We’ve learned something about America that we didn’t know, or perhaps didn’t believe, and it’ll forever color our individual judgments of who and what we are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flyoverland Captive View Post
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    Wash day?
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Hopefully somebody got a good header.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    Hopefully somebody got a good header.
    We call it a Gummer
    Perhaps this is another reason Viagra is so suckessful
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    Possibly the nicest ass on the planet

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    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

    BUY THESE------> 193 iM 103 - $50 http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...d.php?t=179797
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  17. 06-06-2019, 09:26 AM #35167
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gepeto View Post
    Starting a gofundme campaign for electronic billboards at a holly roller near you - who's in
    I want stickers that I can slap onto random food items in the pantries of my Mormon in-laws.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Groomer Gambler View Post
    Maybe I'm missing something here, so was the tongue inserted into the rectum?

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    Easy math. Figure it out
    If it's green, smoke it...if it's pink, poke it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    I want stickers that I can slap onto random food items in the pantries of my Mormon in-laws.
    Splat’s probably got some spare FKNA’s
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    I want stickers that I can slap onto random food items in the pantries of my Mormon in-laws.
    Get a roll of those 'rectal use only' stickers
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  23. 06-06-2019, 10:39 AM #35173
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    Quote Originally Posted by irul&ublo View Post
    Splat’s probably got some spare FKNA’s
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    Get a roll of those 'rectal use only' stickers
    Stickers of the bible contents nutrition label spoof, sheesh. Though the "rectal use only" ones would also be good for a laff.
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  24. 06-06-2019, 10:42 AM #35174
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    except they drive on the other side of the road in England
    what's orange and looks good on hippies?
    fire
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    If I had a dollar for every time capitalism was blamed for problems caused by the government I'd be a rich fat film maker in a baseball hat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by waxman View Post
    except they drive on the other side of the road in England
    Bullshit. 9GAG.com has the highest of journalism standards
    I've concluded that DJSapp was never DJSapp, and Not DJSapp is also not DJSapp, so that means he's telling the truth now and he was lying before.
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