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  1. #24976
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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Maybe it is/was a regional thing? Because NONE of that horseshit was going on in the mid-/late-80's where I grew up.
    Ditto.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Supermoon View Post
    That's been going on for at least 25 years. I asked a girl to prom in person, and she made it very clear that I still had to do something public to "ask" her. That was 17 years ago now.

    We can blame the Gen Xers for this one.
    What?! Where did you go, East High or something?! I went to HS in the mid to late 90s and we didn't have any of that nonsense going on. Hopefully you told that chick no, and found somebody less narcissistic to take to prom.

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    Shit that annoys you

    Quote Originally Posted by AustinFromSA View Post
    What?! Where did you go, East High or something?! I went to HS in the mid to late 90s and we didn't have any of that nonsense going on. Hopefully you told that chick no, and found somebody less narcissistic to take to prom.
    Went to Jordan in Sandy, UT. Close.

    Seemed like a small price to pay for a chance of getting a little action as a 16 year old.

    Edit: fuck. 20 years ago. Not 17. I’m old as shit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Iowagriz View Post
    Poop soup...that's why you have to keep up with the pickups

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    Once I hit about a 40-50" base depth, the weight of the snow pack and the spring freeze/thaw digest things pretty well. Of course, at almost 13 the dog has stopped going into the snow to take a deuce and I now have to shovel turds off the driveway/street/deck. So it's not really saving me any work.



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    Shit shred, I’ve totally given up over the last month. I have come to hate the turdnado the snowblower produces from the deuce in the driveway


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    Quote Originally Posted by detrusor View Post
    Shit shred, I’ve totally given up over the last month. I have come to hate the turdnado the snowblower produces from the deuce in the driveway


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    I think a frozen turd hit me in the head this morning during the snowblower shuffle. The wind must've caught it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skiballs View Post
    People that insist on hold a door open for you, but then stand in the way.
    Classic nicehole
    The classic passive aggressive move is to open a door for someone too far away so they walk real fast so as not to keep you waiting. Of course the proper response is to turn in another direction jus try as you reach the door.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirshredalot View Post
    I think a frozen turd hit me in the head this morning during the snowblower shuffle. The wind must've caught it.

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    Next time wear your MIPS helmet, silly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Supermoon View Post
    Edit: fuck. 20 years ago. Not 17. I’m old as shit.
    Wait till you get to the 30+ year category, junior!

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    Pfft, try 40 years

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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    Pfft, try 40 years
    That shit annoys me

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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    Wait till you get to the 30+ year category, junior!
    I said I was old, not dead.

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    Turdnado == shit that annoys

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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    dog probably shit in the hogwartmobile

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    Quote Originally Posted by AustinFromSA View Post
    What?! Where did you go, East High or something?! I went to HS in the mid to late 90s and we didn't have any of that nonsense going on. Hopefully you told that chick no, and found somebody less narcissistic to take to prom.
    Maybe a Utah thing. I graduated from West in 99, and it was pretty much standard that you had to ask and answer with some type of production. Kind of annoying, but if you got some action it was worth it.

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    Hitting multi quote by accident in some random thread and then having it follow you around.

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    Influenza.

    just kill me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pisteoff View Post
    Influenza.

    just kill me.
    Vibes.

    I’d never gotten a flu shot before, but my wife got the flu last year and was laid up for a week straight. Not fun.

    Convinced me to get my shot nice and early this year.

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    Speaking of 15 going on 37, I feel your pain. My 14 yr old is starting to think he knows everything about driving a car: like what lane I should be in, how fast I should be going and what cars to pass. I reached my limit last weekend, pulled the car over and got out, walked over to the passenger door, opened it and handed him the keys. I told him to get out and drive. He turned white as a sheet and wouldn't get out. We stayed like that for 5 minutes. The rest of the ride was in complete silence.
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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    well my kid is 15 going on 37 so there’s that,
    one of my dogs is fumigating us with toxic farts
    and i still haven’t got around to waxing my skis.
    You know that you can wage war with the dog on the same level, right? I often win the fart duel. Of course the downside is that I get asked to sleep in a different room. D'oh.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Speaking of 15 going on 37, I feel your pain. My 14 yr old is starting to think he knows everything about driving a car: like what lane I should be in, how fast I should be going and what cars to pass. I reached my limit last weekend, pulled the car over and got out, walked over to the passenger door, opened it and handed him the keys. I told him to get out and drive. He turned white as a sheet and wouldn't get out. We stayed like that for 5 minutes. The rest of the ride was in complete silence.
    I would've sooo taken my dad up on that offer.

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    The closest I've ever some to hitting my mom was when I was passing a truck on the interstate with my learners permit. She noticed him wandering a bit in his lane as I was mid pass and proceeded to reach over and grab the steering wheel, jerking us toward the left shoulder and away from the truck. In hindsight, I probably should have smacked her for coming so damn close to causing an accident.

    Second closest I ever came to hitting her was when I was driving west on the highway in the evening (sun in your face) and she was annoyed by bugs on the windshield and proceeded to reach over and hit the windshield washer button, temporarily blinding me while I was also passing someone.

    I think I just uncovered why I loathe driving with any passengers and have fully removed the back seats from my 4Runner. It'll be a cold day in hell before I carpool anywhere. Sorry, only room for one more, and A/G/G rules apply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post

    I think I just uncovered why I loathe driving with any passengers. It'll be a cold day in hell before I carpool anywhere. There's a reason I took the backseats out of my 4Runner. Sorry, only room for one more, and A/G/G rules apply.
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    Quote Originally Posted by pisteoff View Post
    I would've sooo taken my dad up on that offer.
    So you don't like the way I'm flying? Here's the cockpit...the levers on the right are the engines...
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    Recreation.gov. They recently transitioned to a new website. A number of campsites have basically disappeared. When I tell them that, they say "oh, those sites must be reserved for walk-ups" even though walk-up sites still show on their system. Or they say "oh, the agency must have decommissioned those sites or have them down for maintenance", even though I went to these campground in late summer and know that isn't the case. When I tell them that they need to have a system to log tickets re errors and contact the agency to investigate errors, I get told "we just put in our system what the agency tells us, you need to contact the agency". So basically, data entry errors are the consumer's problem.
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