Shit that annoys you

[riser4]

Van Halen

Which one?

[Danno]

all of them

[Self Jupiter]

[delco714]

I'd keep out of car sticker talk if I were you.

Nothing a little potassium injected under your scalp couldn't fix

Also I take my sticker off with I'm being a muggle

[meeb69]

Van Halen

My sister had a friend whose mom once said to him, “Didn’t you go to school with a Dan Halen?”

Has nothing to do with hating Van Halen but it’s one of the funnier mom stories I’ve ever heard.

[Timberridge]

who knew running for office in idaho as a D would be hard

Did you get tapped to help with another campaign?

[PNWbrit]

Smart. Gives you some extra time to plant a dead Labrador in Raul's house.

FIFY

[Timberridge]

FIFY

A black one?

[MakersTeleMark]

who knew running for office in idaho as a D would be hard

Perfect Pio sticker placement. Thumbs up. I mean, down.

[riser4]

all of them

My favorite was Valerie, through thin and thicc.

[riser4]

Aw fuck.

[Timberridge]

Phone numbers where they spell it instead of giving the number. 1-888-LUV-DOLL takes me at least an extra 10 seconds to dial vs. just having the phone number. The marketing people may think it's cute but it's a PITA.

[delco714]

Phone numbers where they spell it instead of giving the number. 1-888-LUV-DOLL takes me at least an extra 10 seconds to dial vs. just having the phone number. The marketing people may think it's cute but it's a PITA.

Exception 1800 GO FEDEX

[old goat]

I shovel out a nice place behind the house for the dog to poop, but she insists on going up the hill and well off the path to go. She doesn't break through the surface crust but I go in up to my knees if I go to pick it up. Guess I'll worry about it in the spring.

[teleee]

People who put their phone calls on speaker in public. I don’t give a fuck that your son has crohns and you aren’t going to meet your deadline

[Timberridge]

When you make it hard for someone to distinguish whether you are a man or woman and then get offended when I get it wrong.

[PNWbrit]

Exception 1 800 HOG WART

FIFY

[delco714]

FIFY

You're really so incredibly clever. I want to be you when I grow up

[Timberridge]

^^^Don't forget the +44

[PNWbrit]

I want to be you when I grow up

The Harry Potter tattoo pretty much guarantees you'll be a child for ever.

[delco714]

The Harry Potter tattoo pretty much guarantees you'll be a child for ever.

Where's the problem, bub. One successful child

[MontuckyFried]

People who put their phone calls on speaker in public.

This is indeed one of the most egregious sins commited. Especially when they give you a stern look like you're listening in on a private conversation. "Hey asshole. You putting your phone call on speaker now makes it a PUBLIC conversation." Next time I see somebody doing this, I should just be like:

via Imgflip Meme Generator

[evdog]

People who put their phone calls on speaker in public.

For some reason I find it much more annoying when they hold the phone level in front of their face.

[skaredshtles]

FIFY

That shit right there is funny.

As far as what annoys me: Fucking work. Work annoys me.

[riser4]

So my plan, that I have never had to implement, for obnoxious cell phone users is to very loudly pretend I am calling my surgeon to schedule a colonoscopy because of symptoms, which I will then elaborate on if the fucktards don't get the hint. It would be a hit in resteraunts.