Shit that annoys you

[grinch]

Ronnie Pickering?

Who?

[KQ]

you catch the gangbuster meltdown?

You mean his inability to realize he shouldn't kiss sideline reporters?

[abraham]

You know what annoys me?

TBS poaching a pic from the ULLR thread and posting it in Bobby Stainless's used car lot to make a stupid point about overeating.


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Tbssux isn't TBS

[KQ]

no, the one where his boots were so fkn tight
they cut off circulation to his brain. i kid you not

What? That's just crazy. Maybe that's why he keeps making unwanted advances.

[happytimefunbox]

Tbssux isn't TBS

You know what annoys me?

Mutherfuckers accusing the wrong mutherfucker of insulting mutherfucking ULLR!

[grinch]

no, the one where his boots were so fkn tight
they cut off circulation to his brain. i kid you not

What? That's just crazy. Maybe that's why he keeps making unwanted advances.

I’m thinking u 2 have your cougar hunters confused. By a few decades

[Buster Highmen]

I think I got it.

Dickprance:

Share a shot of Mastiff cum with a Cougar while in her hot tub in Aspen, chase it with a double tequila añejo from the glass balancing on her over-buoyant bolt-ons... then while she is in the middle of the coke rush, surprise her by leaping from the tub, dash over to the quaint 3-foot-tall mini-windmill deck decoration, rip the blades off, crawl inside, stand up to wear the thing and poke your cock out of the hub... prance around the tub with the proper rhythm to get the snake swinging fast... and with the frequency of the LED tub lights being 60Hz, the aliasing effect reveals four blade-cocks standing still, a grand veiny windmill, slightly hazy yet clear as day... the most potent Cougar bait there is. She grabs you and you fuck all night. Ski all day.

Right? Shit's easy.

Or am I off?

In the interest of the fundamental principles of the Society for Creative Dickprancing, particularly that of Everything is Permitted, Nothing is True, the Bored Of Rejectors has considered admitting your interpretation with the following provisions:

0) While the nature of Mastiff Cum may be offensive to some and clearly derivative, it is essential that your order provide proof that your Mastiff Cum is of free range, fair trade, pedigreed Mastiff with less than 5% denatured Mastiff smegma (or at least blender the little crunchier bits into a smooth and supple paste).

1) The hot tub most be within the city limits of Aspen proper and constructed of wood and purely wood fired with a vintage Snorkle Stove extracted from the Wallingford slums, circa 1985.

2) The windmill cannot be a replica, bit must be a full blown Spanish windmill with sails comprised of leather from virginal pigs or deposed or rejected papists from the 14th century or before. We acknowledge the difficulty of distinguishing between these two materials.

3) The cocaine must be pure pink flake peruvian pulchritude.

With those conditions, we believe that the Bored will provide you a Certificate Of Dickprancing worthy of our efforts.

[tbssux]

You know what annoys me?

Mutherfuckers accusing the wrong mutherfucker of insulting mutherfucking ULLR!

Yeah, direct your ire at me if you'd like. But ULLR is ok with re-posted photos, in fact he often forwards the photos to his pals. Just no pro models allowed. The people who should be really pissed are Aspen locals: Tittybag Shitstain announces he's going to aspen for the month of January, forecast goes greybird. ULLR don't like flaunting fat Southerners, apparently.

[Norseman]

A true honor, my Silver Toqueleterian.

[PNWbrit]

Yeah, direct your ire at me if you'd like. But ULLR is ok with re-posted photos, in fact he often forwards the photos to his pals. Just no pro models allowed. The people who should be really pissed are Aspen locals: Tittybag Shitstain announces he's going to aspen for the month of January, forecast goes greybird. ULLR don't like flaunting fat Southerners, apparently.

Titty titty shitstain

Titty titty shitstain

Oh titty tittybag shitstain you love you.

[Buster Highmen]

Titty titty shitstain

Titty titty shitstain

Oh titty tittybag shitstain you love you.

Look! It's Mary Ploppins!

[Meadow Skipper]

You know, I find both tittybag and dickprance a lot of fun to say. Repeatedly.

[Buster Highmen]

Dick Prance would be an acceptable alias. I may submit that on my application as the Oscar Mayer Weiner Dog Vehicle Driver.

[PNWbrit]

Look! It's Mary Ploppins!

Wrong Dyke movie.

[Buster Highmen]

Wrong Dyke movie.

Close enough, within an epsilon of Hollywood or a delta of Metro Goldwyn Mayer and certainly under the probability of Disney.

[wyeaster]

You know, I find both tittybag and dickprance a lot of fun to say. Repeatedly.

i think tittybag shitstain is at least 50% more fun than just tittybag. i think i have too much to catch up on for the dickprance thing

[Buster Highmen]

Would establishing the Church of Oscar Meyer be a decent tax dodge?
Provided sufficient levels of polysorbate 80 and praying on the tarmac before the rolling vestry of beef byproducts, surely a choir of polka dot robed foam shod flagellants could beat the meat into submission.
Would Republicans fit?

Whatabouttism. Surely Fox news could file tax exempt status under that.

[Norseman]

Agreed. Total BITCH move.
Hopefully they can resurrect it.

Even though he created it out of butthurt spite, it was a community resource. It's not fair to the people that populated it's info. Or Melee who spent his time answering questions.

He deleted every thread he started, no shit. The Moment thread was saved.

Low blow to the blue borg of ski. Not impressed.

[CascadeLuke]

Katana thread will be missed
Find peace Betelduce

[::: :::]

Seems like he likes to talk gear too much to stay away.
I expect a return or a transition to NS or Pug, if he’s not already over there

[Vt-Freeheel]

This

lindsay-lohans-beach-club

[mtngirl79]

People who get DUIs, and people who carry on and feel sorry for them.

Ride a bike. Get an uber.

Seriously. You drive a bus. You shouldn't get a DUI.

[mall walker]

^ yeah. of all the things you have to do to be a normal adult member of society, “don’t drive drunk” is a pretty easy one

[mcski]

Seems like he likes to talk gear too much to stay away.
I expect a return or a transition to NS or Pug, if he’s not already over there

I searched on him to see if he deleted himself and it appears he changed his handle to banh mi lol

[Ted Striker]

^ yeah. of all the things you have to do to be a normal adult member of society, “don’t drive drunk” is a pretty easy one

...and it's never been easier.