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  1. 12-15-2018, 10:16 AM #23726
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    That seems kind of, uh, general...
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    yeah i can't tell you how shocked i was to find that a bunch of 10 year olds don't know who tiger woods is.
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    Google’s latest news aggregator format.
    Too many similar articles, takes forever to wade through.
    Forum Cross Pollinator, gratuitously strident
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    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
    In January...and they couldn't outrun it??? Darwin must have been workin hard that day.
    They were probably Irish drunks passed out in the gutters that day. Coulda been my relatives as we came from Ireland to Boston at roughly that time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rideit View Post
    Google’s latest news aggregator format.
    Too many similar articles, takes forever to wade through.
    Yeah it’s bizarrely stupid. Well it’s not like they can afford good employees or anything.
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  6. 12-15-2018, 11:21 PM #23731
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    Quote Originally Posted by muted View Post
    They were probably Irish drunks passed out in the gutters that day. Coulda been my relatives as we came from Ireland to Boston at roughly that time.
    Imagine if it was, and that was the end of your line. A family ended by a cliche. “The O’Muted’s were a fine lot, descended by kings! Until that fateful day that they ran their last race, against molasses. In January.”
    focus.
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  7. 12-16-2018, 10:28 AM #23732
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    the paper toilet seat covers that rip into useless pieces no matter how slowly you try to pull them out.
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  8. 12-16-2018, 10:44 AM #23733
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  9. 12-16-2018, 11:03 AM #23734
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    i often do as the first rule of public bathrooms is do not touch anything.
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  10. 12-16-2018, 07:50 PM #23735
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    . But at least you can also legally pass on a double yellow line in VT, so there's that.
    t.
    Is that true? Wish I knew that driving through this afternoon with some dude holding up a line of traffic and a double line.
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  11. 12-16-2018, 07:56 PM #23736
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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    i often do as the first rule of public bathrooms is do not touch anything.
    Your kitchen has more harmful germs.
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  12. 12-16-2018, 08:03 PM #23737
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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    Like, for fucking EVER. Or at least 10,000 BJs.
    Pffft, they are married. Any woman will tell you no more head once your married.
    Never in U.S. history has the public chosen leadership this malevolent. The moral clarity of their decision is crystalline, particularly knowing how Trump will regard his slim margin as a “mandate” to do his worst. We’ve learned something about America that we didn’t know, or perhaps didn’t believe, and it’ll forever color our individual judgments of who and what we are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    the paper toilet seat covers that rip into useless pieces no matter how slowly you try to pull them out.
    And honestly, who the fuck leaves the house before finishing that business? Train your colon to evacuate after 1 cup of coffee. Fucking rookies.
    Never in U.S. history has the public chosen leadership this malevolent. The moral clarity of their decision is crystalline, particularly knowing how Trump will regard his slim margin as a “mandate” to do his worst. We’ve learned something about America that we didn’t know, or perhaps didn’t believe, and it’ll forever color our individual judgments of who and what we are.
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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    And honestly, who the fuck leaves the house before finishing that business? Train your colon to evacuate after 1 cup of coffee. Fucking rookies.
    Truth.

    All I have to do is hit the go button on my coffee grinder and Colonel Colon knows what's up.

    He may be an asshole, but at least he's well trained.
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    the situation strikes me as WAY too much drama at this point
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  15. 12-16-2018, 08:52 PM #23740
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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    And honestly, who the fuck leaves the house before finishing that business? Train your colon to evacuate after 1 cup of coffee. Fucking rookies.
    i normally do but this was after eating some questionable panda express at the airport right before they closed. i was fine and then boom!
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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    Pffft, they are married. Any woman will tell you no more head once your married.
    So you're saying you haven't had a blowjob in like 40 years?
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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    And honestly, who the fuck leaves the house before finishing that business? Train your colon to evacuate after 1 cup of coffee. Fucking rookies.

    Fuck that.... I take it to work with me. Nothing like getting paid to take a shit in the morning. It smells like.... Victory!
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  18. 12-16-2018, 09:50 PM #23743
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rideski View Post
    So you're saying you haven't had a blowjob in like 40 years?
    Is life even worth living at that point?
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  20. 12-17-2018, 03:55 AM #23745
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rideski View Post
    So you're saying you haven't had a blowjob in like 40 years?
    A good one from start to finish? Nope. But my friends and a few guys here tell me she gives great head, to which I reply, ya, but she isn't married to you
    Never in U.S. history has the public chosen leadership this malevolent. The moral clarity of their decision is crystalline, particularly knowing how Trump will regard his slim margin as a “mandate” to do his worst. We’ve learned something about America that we didn’t know, or perhaps didn’t believe, and it’ll forever color our individual judgments of who and what we are.
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  21. 12-17-2018, 09:48 AM #23746
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    Quote Originally Posted by m2711c View Post
    Fuck that.... I take it to work with me. Nothing like getting paid to take a shit in the morning. It smells like.... Victory!
    ftw
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mustonen View Post
    Imagine if it was, and that was the end of your line. A family ended by a cliche. “The O’Muted’s were a fine lot, descended by kings! Until that fateful day that they ran their last race, against molasses. In January.”
    That would make a fine plaque in the city of Boston. title it 'Death By Molasses'

    Lesson for all future Boston drunks: try to find a park bench or something off the ground before passing out.
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  23. 12-17-2018, 09:56 AM #23748
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    Quote Originally Posted by liv2ski View Post
    Pffft, they are married. Any woman will tell you no more head once your married.
    "I don't pretend to have all the answers, and I think there's something to be said for that" -One For The Road

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  24. 12-17-2018, 12:39 PM #23749
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    Too much sharing, imho.
    Way to beat a funny remark to death.

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