My dad had a term for those VT drivers, drungeicks.
Vermont already has only a 50mph state speed limit, and unquestionably has the highest percentage of slow drivers in the universe, as there are many people who routinely drive 10mph under. But at least you can also legally pass on a double yellow line in VT, so there's that.
The most humorous thing about those drivers is that as you enter a town and the speed limit slows to 35mph, they don't slow down, their speed remains constant.
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
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