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    The dog shit on the dining room rug and my wife vacuumed it into the new vacuum cleaner we just bought last week.

    I just really hate shit. It's disgusting stuff and everything about it annoys me.
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    ^^^^

    That deserves a place in the Jesus h Christ thread


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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    The dog shit on the dining room rug and my wife vacuumed it into the new vacuum cleaner we just bought last week.
    Oh man, that's bad. That vacuum's done wrecked now. Take it back to the store for an exchange. "Umm, this vacuum cleaner smells like poo for some reason. I have no idea why."

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    Quote Originally Posted by BCMtnHound View Post
    And if you have largish calves and wear rain pants over top, the chafing may necessitate folding or cutting off the top of the boot.
    Large calves make it difficult to fit the sheep’s back legs in the boots too. Or so I’m told.




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    Quote Originally Posted by AustinFromSA View Post
    Oh man, that's bad. That vacuum's done wrecked now.
    It's a $500 Miele so I'm gonna have to try cleaning it. I'll start by buying a new wand and hose and go from there. She hands me the vacuum and tells me she's gonna puke. I'm like, "Perhaps I'll take a piss in the corner and we'll tell everyone we just had a hell of a party in here."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    It's a $500 Miele so I'm gonna have to try cleaning it. I'll start by buying a new wand and hose and go from there. She hands me the vacuum and tells me she's gonna puke. I'm like, "Perhaps I'll take a piss in the corner and we'll tell everyone we just had a hell of a party in here."
    Did she *purposely* try to vacuum up the dog shit? Or was this an accident?

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    Shoot the dog.

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    Quote Originally Posted by skaredshtles View Post
    Did she *purposely* try to vacuum up the dog shit? Or was this an accident?
    It was an accident. She didn't see it.

    Decorating tip for pet owners: A highly patterned area rug similar to this one does not show dog shit well. That could be a plus or minus depending on the situation.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Shoot the dog.
    Shoot my kid. He was supposed to take him out. I fear the fellow held it as long as he could.
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    Your wife doesn’t have any passive aggressive tendencies right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by WWCD View Post
    People over the age of 3 who hold their nose closed when jumping into water.
    LMAO, yes, and probably close their eyes underwater.

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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    Your wife doesn’t have any passive aggressive tendencies right?
    Are you suggesting she did this on purpose because I got her a vacuum as a gift?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    It was an accident. She didn't see it.
    That's very good news.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Are you suggesting she did this on purpose because I got her a vacuum as a gift?
    "But, honey, It's a Miele. Isn't it nice?"

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    Quote Originally Posted by WWCD View Post
    People over the age of 3 who hold their nose closed when jumping into water.
    I just gave me sister shit for this. Her husband posted a video on Instagram of her jumping into the water in Jamaica and she plugged her nose. There was no way I was going to let that go by.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    LMAO, yes, and probably close their eyes underwater.

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    not enough nun fisters in that community

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    what about when you're cannonballing your friends at the pool? I feel the nose plug is obligatory then
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    It was an accident. She didn't see it.

    Decorating tip for pet owners: A highly patterned area rug similar to this one does not show dog shit well. That could be a plus or minus depending on the situation.

    I bet it really tied the room together.
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    Quote Originally Posted by snoqpass View Post
    I can’t figure out the proper way to wear these, up or down? Pants tucked in or over the boot?
    Will it be a casual or formal event? Is the location West or East of Kodiak? Don't make the faux pas of strolling into a Sitka potlatch wearing them Adak style.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    The dog shit on the dining room rug and my wife vacuumed it into the new vacuum cleaner we just bought last week.

    I just really hate shit. It's disgusting stuff and everything about it annoys me.
    Now imagine a Roomba and said pile of dog shit. Now imagine that in a thin schmeer all over your house. You got off easy!

    https://www.snotr.com/video/10646/Th...hen_I_saw_this

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    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    I bet it really tied the room together.
    thank you

    Quote Originally Posted by gregorys View Post
    Now imagine a Roomba and said pile of dog shit. Now imagine that in a thin schmeer all over your house. You got off easy!

    https://www.snotr.com/video/10646/Th...hen_I_saw_this
    I've heard of these roomba horror stories. a real shitastrophe
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    Quote Originally Posted by Grizz View Post
    Will it be a casual or formal event? Is the location West or East of Kodiak? Don't make the faux pas of strolling into a Sitka potlatch wearing them Adak style.
    I’m in the lower 48, nothing too formal
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    Quote Originally Posted by b-bear View Post
    what about when you're cannonballing your friends at the pool? I feel the nose plug is obligatory then
    Not really. A nose plug is never acceptable, unless you're one of those free divers that dive down 100' + without scuba gear. Now that is some amazing stuff.

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    Or a hard core synchronized swimmer.

    Hubba Hubba.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JongDoe View Post
    Not really. A nose plug is never acceptable, unless you're one of those free divers that dive down 100' + without scuba gear. Now that is some amazing stuff.
    i guess you are right. it would also impede the ability to grab your lower legs, which produces the best splashes
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