Shit that annoys you

[Timberridge]

The dog shit on the dining room rug and my wife vacuumed it into the new vacuum cleaner we just bought last week.

I just really hate shit. It's disgusting stuff and everything about it annoys me.

[detrusor]

^^^^

That deserves a place in the Jesus h Christ thread


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[MontuckyFried]

The dog shit on the dining room rug and my wife vacuumed it into the new vacuum cleaner we just bought last week.

Oh man, that's bad. That vacuum's done wrecked now. Take it back to the store for an exchange. "Umm, this vacuum cleaner smells like poo for some reason. I have no idea why."

[HD333]

And if you have largish calves and wear rain pants over top, the chafing may necessitate folding or cutting off the top of the boot.

Large calves make it difficult to fit the sheep’s back legs in the boots too. Or so I’m told.




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[Timberridge]

Oh man, that's bad. That vacuum's done wrecked now.

It's a $500 Miele so I'm gonna have to try cleaning it. I'll start by buying a new wand and hose and go from there. She hands me the vacuum and tells me she's gonna puke. I'm like, "Perhaps I'll take a piss in the corner and we'll tell everyone we just had a hell of a party in here."

[skaredshtles]

It's a $500 Miele so I'm gonna have to try cleaning it. I'll start by buying a new wand and hose and go from there. She hands me the vacuum and tells me she's gonna puke. I'm like, "Perhaps I'll take a piss in the corner and we'll tell everyone we just had a hell of a party in here."

Did she *purposely* try to vacuum up the dog shit? Or was this an accident?

[Benny Profane]

Shoot the dog.

[Timberridge]

Did she *purposely* try to vacuum up the dog shit? Or was this an accident?

It was an accident. She didn't see it.

Decorating tip for pet owners: A highly patterned area rug similar to this one does not show dog shit well. That could be a plus or minus depending on the situation.

[Timberridge]

Shoot the dog.

Shoot my kid. He was supposed to take him out. I fear the fellow held it as long as he could.

[frorider]

Your wife doesn’t have any passive aggressive tendencies right?

[JongDoe]

People over the age of 3 who hold their nose closed when jumping into water.

LMAO, yes, and probably close their eyes underwater.

[Timberridge]

Your wife doesn’t have any passive aggressive tendencies right?

Are you suggesting she did this on purpose because I got her a vacuum as a gift?

[skaredshtles]

It was an accident. She didn't see it.

That's very good news.

[Benny Profane]

Are you suggesting she did this on purpose because I got her a vacuum as a gift?

"But, honey, It's a Miele. Isn't it nice?"

[The AD]

People over the age of 3 who hold their nose closed when jumping into water.

I just gave me sister shit for this. Her husband posted a video on Instagram of her jumping into the water in Jamaica and she plugged her nose. There was no way I was going to let that go by.

[DoWork]

LMAO, yes, and probably close their eyes underwater.

“I can’t swim!”

[babybear]

what about when you're cannonballing your friends at the pool? I feel the nose plug is obligatory then

[riser4]

It was an accident. She didn't see it.

Decorating tip for pet owners: A highly patterned area rug similar to this one does not show dog shit well. That could be a plus or minus depending on the situation.

I bet it really tied the room together.

[Grizz]

I can’t figure out the proper way to wear these, up or down? Pants tucked in or over the boot?

Will it be a casual or formal event? Is the location West or East of Kodiak? Don't make the faux pas of strolling into a Sitka potlatch wearing them Adak style.

[gregorys]

The dog shit on the dining room rug and my wife vacuumed it into the new vacuum cleaner we just bought last week.

I just really hate shit. It's disgusting stuff and everything about it annoys me.

Now imagine a Roomba and said pile of dog shit. Now imagine that in a thin schmeer all over your house. You got off easy!

https://www.snotr.com/video/10646/Th...hen_I_saw_this

[babybear]

I bet it really tied the room together.

thank you

Now imagine a Roomba and said pile of dog shit. Now imagine that in a thin schmeer all over your house. You got off easy!

https://www.snotr.com/video/10646/Th...hen_I_saw_this

I've heard of these roomba horror stories. a real shitastrophe

[snoqpass]

Will it be a casual or formal event? Is the location West or East of Kodiak? Don't make the faux pas of strolling into a Sitka potlatch wearing them Adak style.

I’m in the lower 48, nothing too formal

[JongDoe]

what about when you're cannonballing your friends at the pool? I feel the nose plug is obligatory then

Not really. A nose plug is never acceptable, unless you're one of those free divers that dive down 100' + without scuba gear. Now that is some amazing stuff.

[PB]

Or a hard core synchronized swimmer.

Hubba Hubba.

[babybear]

Not really. A nose plug is never acceptable, unless you're one of those free divers that dive down 100' + without scuba gear. Now that is some amazing stuff.

i guess you are right. it would also impede the ability to grab your lower legs, which produces the best splashes