Shit that annoys you

**skaredshtles** · 10-01-2018, 03:19 PM

Originally Posted by Supermoon

OR! Just pass them on the left. Unless it's one of those weird reverse traffic flows where the right lane is the only one moving.

Around here this is ALWAYS the way it works. I drove to/from the mountains yesterday and stayed in the right lane except to pass someone going more slowly. I was fucking passing MORE people in the middle and left lanes than I was in the right lane.

Fucking morons.

**Danno** · 10-01-2018, 03:24 PM

This freaking storm that is coming in is fucking with my White Rim trip. that shit annoys me.

**skaredshtles** · 10-01-2018, 03:25 PM

Originally Posted by Danno

This freaking storm that is coming in is fucking with my White Rim trip. that shit annoys me.

I've heard there's some *quality* sections of bentonite out there.

Look on the bright side - this way you can bail and ride the good stuff like Amasa Back, UPS/LPS/Porc, and Bartlett Wash/Jedi!

**rideit** · 10-01-2018, 03:32 PM

Potato bottom...impassable goop. Ruined a trip for me on Halloween (my birthday) before.

**JongDoe** · 10-01-2018, 03:41 PM

Originally Posted by iceman

You'll never get those people to go to the right lane, they're afraid of cars/trucks merging and they're not legally required to do it. Just pass right as was said.

Agreed, they're fing shitty ass overly conservative drivers that can't deal with any decisions. Same reason the left hand lane drivers hang there. They just want to piddle along at their own pace without any thoughts. They don't care if people ride their ass or fly around them-totally zoned out in their own world.

**mall walker** · 10-01-2018, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by JongDoe

Agreed, they're fing shitty ass overly conservative drivers that can't deal with any decisions. Same reason the left hand lane drivers hang there. They just want to piddle along at their own pace without any thoughts. They don't care if people ride their ass or fly around them-totally zoned out in their own world.

they'd care if the police ticketed them...

**Danno** · 10-01-2018, 03:45 PM

Originally Posted by rideit

Potato bottom...impassable goop. Ruined a trip for me on Halloween (my birthday) before.

I cringe as I say this, but tell me more.

**rideit** · 10-01-2018, 03:54 PM

Well, we were camped at Murphy Draw, and it snowed. We had to hunker down for a day and a half before turning around and driving back out (back up Schaffer?). It was 2000, so the memories are now a bit hazy.
I had brought LOTS of beer, so it wasn't too tragic...

**The AD** · 10-01-2018, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by skaredshtles

This is why we can't have nice things and *desperately* need robot cars.

Fucking humans can't even AGREE how to drive on a road efficiently.

If you've got a 7 lane highway, you're telling me that you only consider the left-most lane a passing lane?

We're fucked.

Correct. The people who are constantly changing lanes are more annoying to me than those who putter along, but stay in a lane (as long as it isn't the left lane). At least they are predictable.

**wyeaster** · 10-01-2018, 05:11 PM

everything still stinks fuck

**skaredshtles** · 10-01-2018, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by The AD

Correct. The people who are constantly changing lanes are more annoying to me than those who putter along, but stay in a lane (as long as it isn't the left lane). At least they are predictable.

Yeah - predictably fucking up traffic.

There's a reason these signs use this particular language:

**riser4** · 10-01-2018, 06:21 PM

Originally Posted by wyeaster

when the dude at the shop who drives your car up to the front when they're done has catastrophic b.o. that is stuck to eveything. jesus. fucking. christ.

You sure he didn't just shit himself?

**delco714** · 10-01-2018, 07:13 PM

The smog test machine plugs into the on board diagnostics..

Low and behold that simple test confuses the battery management program system

Two days later realized the cabin lights are staying in and have a "low battery, start vehicle" warning.

I had to disconnect the battery and reset the system.

In my brand new jag I was so excited to get.

If that doesn't work, guess who needs new batteries?

Sigh. Could be worse

**delco714** · 10-01-2018, 07:15 PM

Originally Posted by Supermoon

OR! Just pass them on the left. Unless it's one of those weird reverse traffic flows where the right lane is the only one moving.

Vegas highways..

**rideit** · 10-01-2018, 07:28 PM

Originally Posted by delco714

The smog test machine plugs into the on board diagnostics..

Low and behold that simple test confuses the battery management program system

Two days later realized the cabin lights are staying in and have a "low battery, start vehicle" warning.

I had to disconnect the battery and reset the system.

In my brand new jag I was so excited to get.

If that doesn't work, guess who needs new batteries?

Sigh. Could be worse

The brits have always been know for their superior electronics.

**delco714** · 10-01-2018, 07:30 PM

Originally Posted by rideit

The brits have always been know for their superior electronics.

But it's tata Motors!!

Still way better than my boxster that could never connect to Bluetooth..

**rideit** · 10-01-2018, 07:32 PM

Ah yes, Indian electronics...the finest

**The SnowShow** · 10-01-2018, 08:05 PM

The word selfie...and any adult who uses it.

**BC.** · 10-01-2018, 08:11 PM

The word yum/yummy...and any adult who uses it.

**JongDoe** · 10-01-2018, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by delco714

The smog test machine plugs into the on board diagnostics..

Low and behold that simple test confuses the battery management program system

Two days later realized the cabin lights are staying in and have a "low battery, start vehicle" warning.

I had to disconnect the battery and reset the system.

In my brand new jag I was so excited to get.

If that doesn't work, guess who needs new batteries?

Sigh. Could be worse

Well with that username you shouldn't have to worry.

**BC.** · 10-01-2018, 08:15 PM

Chipping and Tarring a newly paved road that is the one and only way to get to my neighborhood.

**HD333** · 10-01-2018, 08:46 PM

Originally Posted by delco714

The smog test machine plugs into the on board diagnostics..

Low and behold that simple test confuses the battery management program system

Two days later realized the cabin lights are staying in and have a "low battery, start vehicle" warning.

I had to disconnect the battery and reset the system.

In my brand new jag I was so excited to get.

If that doesn't work, guess who needs new batteries?

Sigh. Could be worse

Growing up my Aunt and Uncle had matching Jags. I remember my Mom asking my Dad why they got 2, he replied so they have one to drive while the other is in the shop.

I’m sure he didn’t make up that expression but I think about that whenever I see a Jag.

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