Fu*king Cyclists

[AKPogue]

'that was my bad' ... Ugh, that is the worst, most annoying way to non-apologize ever. He admitted it, but that cliche has been around since the 90's and in my opinion is such an obnoxious statement. Glad it wasn't me there cause that wouldn't have ended there with me.

Ooh, I'm so curious, what would you have done if you were there?

[gravitylover]

'that was my bad' ... Ugh, that is the worst, most annoying way to non-apologize ever. He admitted it, but that cliche has been around since the 90's and in my opinion is such an obnoxious statement. Glad it wasn't me there cause that wouldn't have ended there with me.

'So does that mean I get to make you hurt as badly as I'm hurting right now? Cool. Can you take your shades and hat off for a second...?' thwap to the side of the head and ummph to the knee Now I feel a little bit better.

[Dantheman]

If you are old enough to buy beer and riding on the sidewalk, you are a jackass deserving of scorn.

[I've seen black diamonds!]

If you are old enough to buy beer and riding on the sidewalk, you are a jackass deserving of scorn.

When adults biking on the sidewalk say, "excuse me" to pass, the proper response is, "there is no excuse for you."

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[AKPogue]

When adults biking on the sidewalk say, "excuse me" to pass, the proper response is, "there is no excuse for you."

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Well when you got morons paying more attention to their phones than driving, I'll not feel one once of guilt when I ride on the sidewalk.

[PB]

The only way you're getting past me, a pedestrian on the sidewalk, if you're on a bike is by running me over and I will definitely take you down with me.

[AKPogue]

The only way you're getting past me, a pedestrian on the sidewalk, if you're on a bike is by running me over and I will definitely take you down with me.

How come I don't believe any of you tough guys? Just curious, when was the last time you lived up to your talk?


It just amazes me all the assholes out there these days. You ride on the road, and you almost get run over by assholes on their phones and then there are assholes like yourselves talking shit on here. Do your lives suck that bad that its so hard to share a sidewalk? Seriously! Its pathetic. If I didn't like being in the National Guard so much with the people I get to hang out with I have a hard time really giving a fuck about protecting this country if needed.

[PB]

ORLY??
You're more than welcome to WALK your bike on the sidewalk, but if you think you're entitled to place other's lives at risk riding your bike on the sidewalk to avoid risking your own, your neurons are cross-connected. I've had numerous face downs with cyclists on side-walks, most recently three nights ago. I don't always get my point across, but I will not stop trying. Oh, and way to change the narrative.

[Soups]

I mean I get your point but putting other lives at risk by riding on a sidewalk??? Calm down guy, you're getting you panties in a bunch.

[doebedoe]

I've had asshats try to block me riding my bike on a 6' wide sidewalk. When I was literally within 100' of my office bike locker, and legally allowed to ride on the sidewalk the last block per local regulations.

Assholes gonna asshole.

[neufox47]

How come I don't believe any of you tough guys? Just curious, when was the last time you lived up to your talk?


It just amazes me all the assholes out there these days. You ride on the road, and you almost get run over by assholes on their phones and then there are assholes like yourselves talking shit on here. Do your lives suck that bad that its so hard to share a sidewalk? Seriously! Its pathetic. If I didn't like being in the National Guard so much with the people I get to hang out with I have a hard time really giving a fuck about protecting this country if needed.

When I’m in my car, the cyclists and pedestrians are all assholes. When I’m biking the drivers and pedestrians are assholes. When I’m walking it’s the drivers and cyclists. Everyone is an asshole except me [emoji6]

[doebedoe]

i tell my kids bike lane then sidewalk to road and back

Good advice for everyone. Got to learn to hop curbs both directions if you'er ever gonna get drunk on a bike and outrun police.

[MultiVerse]

When I’m in my car, the cyclists and pedestrians are all assholes. When I’m biking the drivers and pedestrians are assholes. When I’m walking it’s the drivers and cyclists. Everyone is an asshole except me

Add to that: the guy I’m tailgating is an fcking moron. The guy tailgating me is an asshole.

[Gerome]

Ooh, I'm so curious, what would you have done if you were there?

Haha, I'm sure I'll disappoint you with my answer. I would have been mad for maybe a minute or two longer and directly tell him that it wasn't an apology, and a real apology would be appreciated.

[AdironRider]

I've had asshats try to block me riding my bike on a 6' wide sidewalk. When I was literally within 100' of my office bike locker, and legally allowed to ride on the sidewalk the last block per local regulations.

Assholes gonna asshole.

You kinda look like the asshole if you refuse to walk your bike a block out of common decency.

[doebedoe]

You kinda look like the asshole if you refuse to walk your bike a block out of common decency.

Going 4mph, on a 6-10' sidewalk, literally the last 100ft to the bike lockers that are in a paved area next to the sidewalk. Hardly. and totally legal.

[Soups]

Going 4mph, on a 6-10' sidewalk, literally the last 100ft to the bike lockers that are in a paved area next to the sidewalk. Hardly. and totally legal.

But you might kill someone!

[JongDoe]

https://youtu.be/zgIyu7sXM1Y


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I can't get enough of this guy. He's funnier than any sitcom on TV. Calling the cops because the guy threw a cookie at him. He's telling dispatch that he's going back to retrieve the cookie, like the lady gives a shit. My family thinks I'm nuts laughing my ass off. And blowing that air horn in the wrong guys face is definitely gonna get him a beat down and his camera stolen.

[PB]

If he rides on the sidewalk, he's all mine.

[The SnowShow]

I can't get enough of this guy. He's funnier than any sitcom on TV. Calling the cops because the guy threw a cookie at him. He's telling dispatch that he's going back to retrieve the cookie, like the lady gives a shit. My family thinks I'm nuts laughing my ass off. And blowing that air horn in the wrong guys face is definitely gonna get him a beat down and his camera stolen.

I love this guy too. I can watch this shit all day. I love how the cop is laughing at him and his flying cookie. What a dumb fuck.

[stompinlines]

The video of him in front of well known strip club in minneapolis is also good. The guy thinks he is invincible.


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[Harry]

But you might kill someone!

No he won't. He carries a tourniquet with him and can save their lives.

[The SnowShow]

The video of him in front of well known strip club in minneapolis is also good. The guy thinks he is invincible.


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It’s hilarious. Surprised those goons haven’t taken him for a ride.

[tmokes]

Cars yield to bicycle in streets and bicycles yield to pedestrians on sidewalks. Asshole who thinks pedestrians owns sidewalk is just as fucking dumb as bicyclists who think they own street.

It’s a public road and sidewalk. Share it.


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[mcski]

The video of him in front of well known strip club in minneapolis is also good. The guy thinks he is invincible.


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Maybe we should start a pool on how this ends? With Latin Kings, la Eme, random redneck or other, someone is surely gonna feel disrespected enough to go extreme. And With so many strapped these days, it seems like he is already past the sell by date