This week in Canada.

**riser4** · 07-11-2018, 04:07 AM

Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

Craigslist.

There's a local code. Your ad should read:

SWM TWINK RING SNATCHER ISO CHUB CHICKEN POWER TOP FOR COTTAGING AND ICE CREAM.

lulz

**riser4** · 07-11-2018, 04:46 AM

Originally Posted by concretejungle

If someone was to be going to Squamish next month where could said individual procure some weed?

Are you a cop?

**Gcooker** · 07-11-2018, 03:42 PM

Originally Posted by concretejungle

If someone was to be going to Squamish next month where could said individual procure some weed?

Probably at one of a couple dispensaries.

**XXX-er** · 07-11-2018, 04:06 PM

You are probably coming thru Vangroovy any way so I think your best bet would be to stock up on the way thru, maybe hit some of the craft breweries eat some awesume food

I had some american steelheadfishermen who used to ask me for dope but with all the dispensaries down south which is pretty recent they seem to be able to supply themselves

**swissiphic** · 07-11-2018, 11:23 PM

A coupla good ones this week from a few Slower Brainlanders in B.C.

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**riser4** · 07-12-2018, 06:47 PM

Too much Red Green Show?

**Kenny Satch** · 07-12-2018, 07:01 PM

Originally Posted by riser3

Too much Red Green Show?

Apparently they didn't watch enough episodes
If so, it would've been wrapped like a from bow to stern.

**riser4** · 07-13-2018, 06:09 AM

Originally Posted by Kenny Satch

Apparently they didn't watch enough episodes
If so, it would've been wrapped like a from bow to stern.

Like a what??? Don't leave us hanging.

**Kenny Satch** · 07-14-2018, 03:40 AM

Originally Posted by riser3

Like a what??? Don't leave us hanging.

Like a few too many. LoL

**reckless toboggan** · 07-23-2018, 09:28 PM

This Week in Canada... Bison born in Banff National Park backcountry for the first time in 140 years.

https://www.ctvnews.ca/mobile/canada...ears-1.4024929

Three bison babies have been born in the backcountry of Banff National Park -- the first calves conceived in the area in more than 140 years.
Two of the bison were born on July 15, while the third was born Thursday.

"They're doing great, they are up and around and nursing, and doing really well," said Bill Hunt, manager of resource conservation with Banff National Park. "If we're really lucky, we'll have six more born as well this year.
"These are the first made-in-Banff bison."
It's the latest milestone in Banff National Park after 16 plains bison from Elk Island National Park were reintroduced into the area in February 2017.
Six bulls and 10 pregnant females were transported in crates by truck and helicopter into a fenced pasture in the remote Panther River Valley, about 40 kilometres north of the town of Banff.
Each of the females had calves last spring, which are doing well, and brought the herd to 26 animals.
Nine of the 10 females were bred last fall and are expected to give birth a second time this year, but the calving season has been later than normal.
"Calving in 2017 occurred between April 23 and May 23," said Hunt. "This year, we're halfway into July."
He said there's a couple potential factors for the delay.
"One is that these (bison) were bred by very young bulls who had to learn what they were doing so things were spread out," he said. "We didn't see any breeding activity during the typical rut in August. It was later in the season.
"Secondly, it's not uncommon for young females who are still caring for first-year calves to be not in great body shape in terms of being able to being bred again."
Hunt said many of the female bison didn't become receptive to breeding again until later in the year.
The bison herd, which could grow to 35 animals, will be released into a larger 1,200-square-kilometre reintroduction zone on the eastern slopes of the park in the coming weeks.
"We're playing it by ear, watching water levels and where we are at with the calving," said Hunt. "If a couple calves have just dropped, we don't want to be releasing them that day.
"Water levels have come down nicely."
There will still be short stretches of fencing to keep the bison from wandering out of the park.

**Kenny Satch** · 07-23-2018, 11:57 PM

The Grizzly House in Banff used to have Beefalo on the menu. It was good but the rattlesnake was the best dish I had there

**wicked_sick** · 07-25-2018, 04:43 PM

Ontario bus driver gave kids treats laced with his own semen and recorded them as they ate

https://theprovince.com/news/local-n...1-0e142f759cb5

**reckless toboggan** · 07-25-2018, 05:00 PM

Jesus. I feel like I'm gonna throw up.

**billyk** · 07-25-2018, 11:32 PM

Someone should send that link to Elon Musk. Help him identify what a pedo guy is.

**swissiphic** · 07-29-2018, 07:09 PM

Happy Anniversary of the hottest recorded temp day in the modern history of Terrace B.C.Canada. July 29th, 2009 saw a high temp of 37.3 C degrees at the despairport and 39.4C degrees downtown behind Tim Horton's.

Hit 35 yesterday and wuz hoping for a run at the record today but don't think we're gonna hit it. So close but yet so far.

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**frorider** · 08-02-2018, 10:16 AM

Canada has assholes too:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl6ZakWg...=15d75mokdkmwp

**Kenny Satch** · 08-02-2018, 10:34 AM

Originally Posted by frorider

Canada has assholes too:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bl6ZakWg...=15d75mokdkmwp

But that was Scott.
Everyone in Canada knows him and knows he's a dick

**reckless toboggan** · 08-02-2018, 10:35 AM

Originally Posted by Kenny Satch

But that was Scott.
Everyone in Canada knows him and knows he's a dick

Yup.

Scott from Canada.

Fuck that guy.

**garyfromterrace** · 08-02-2018, 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

Yup.

Scott from Canada.

Fuck that guy.

Fucking Scott. Fuck him!
Fucker.

**reckless toboggan** · 08-02-2018, 05:29 PM

This Week in Canada...

Man drives to police station to prove he's sober. Police say... he wasn't.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toron...auga-1.4772189

After an evening of drinking, a Caledon man drove to the police station to prove his sobriety. (Nguyen Huy Kham/Reuters)

Police say a man is facing an impaired driving charge after attempting to prove to his friends that he wasn't drunk.
Peel Regional Police allege the man was drinking at a bar early Wednesday morning and set out to show his friends he wasn't impaired.
It's alleged he drove to a Mississauga, Ont., police station to prove his point.
Police say he asked for a breath test and officers obliged.
A police spokeswoman says his blood-alcohol level was allegedly one-and-a-half times the legal limit.
A 32-year-old Caledon, Ont., man has been charged in connection with the incident.

**riser4** · 08-02-2018, 07:05 PM

Originally Posted by reckless toboggan

This Week in Canada...

Man drives to police station to prove he's sober. Police say... he wasn't.

https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/toron...auga-1.4772189

Hold my beer and watch this!

**Kenny Satch** · 08-02-2018, 11:51 PM

Lard Tunderin Jaysus
Even a Newfie wouldn't do that on the promise of free beer

What a dumb shit

**frorider** · 08-07-2018, 07:19 AM

Hmmm looks like Scott was fired.

The driver of a van who was filmed splashing pedestrians near the University of Ottawa has been fired, according to both Ottawa police and the company the driver worked for.