work bathrooms = SLAY3D

**SumJongGuy** · 03-12-2018, 02:35 PM

Years ago I was working a kitchen remodeling gig as an assistant for a good friend. I got wrecked Thursday night and called in sick Friday.... He even showed up at my house to try to get me to work. He had another friend's bachelor party that night and was super pissed that me bailing on him made him late to the party that evening.

We worked together again Saturday at a client location where we were the only ones there. He disappeared and told me he forgot his exacto knife in the bathroom and asked me to go get it for him... Lucky I didn't get fired but he told me that was payback for the shit I dumped on him yesterday..

**abraham** · 03-12-2018, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by riser3

Some things are not repaired that easily.

I once came up with the idea of an amnesty toilet with two one+way doors that start and end in different places. Just so you don't have to run into the next victim.

I may have been drunk. It also may be a solid concept for some places/people

**From_the_NEK** · 03-12-2018, 02:49 PM

Originally Posted by riser3

Working from home sucks. It's a real drag when you slay3d your own bathroom.

Originally Posted by mall walker

same. I dook nuked it so hard the other day I couldn't walk by that hallway for an hour.

Yep. Luckily the bathrooms are upstairs from me (my office is in my basement). A few weeks ago, my wife got home about 2 hours after I finished destroying the second floor air quality and yelled down at me asking what had died in the house.

I think I had eaten my MIL's meatloaf the night before.

**abraham** · 03-12-2018, 03:46 PM

Originally Posted by mall walker

lmfao hellllll yes

Long ski weekend with friends and too much fondue, a delicious rösti, too many wing challenge wings, and far too much booze. Everyone knew, but deniability would have been nice.

**JongDoe** · 03-12-2018, 08:39 PM

I ate a lot of good stuff i don't normally eat while in Utah last week and it f'd up my system. Slayed the golden toilet at Snowbasin and the poor bathroom attendant kid made the mistake of running to the stall as soon as i vacated. I heard him gag as i washed up and hightailed it outta there.

**wicked_sick** · 03-12-2018, 10:32 PM

One of the more secluded toilets at work is really prone to clogging. Generally, when it clogs, the offender slinks away and leaves the problem for the next victim. Maintenance won't touch it, and a plunger is ineffective.

After a few days it magically becomes unclogged and the cycle repeats itself.

Last week a colleague discovered the cleaning guy has been unclogging it with his bare hands.

**stuckathuntermtn** · 03-12-2018, 11:30 PM

Holy shit, I had no idea Canada was the Third World.
Maybe it's my first time around.

**evdog** · 03-13-2018, 10:48 AM

Originally Posted by wicked_sick

Last week a colleague discovered the cleaning guy has been unclogging it with his bare hands.

Poor guy, get him one of these to show you appreciate his hard work! https://www.homedepot.com/p/RIDGID-K...6658/303528922

I had one laying around the garage from previous owner. Had no idea what it was so I finally threw it out. Finally found out what it was when I saw one at home depot the other day.

My office building was 3/4 empty til recently. A new tech firm just moved in which is mostly millenial aged males. It is now a constant lineup of bros coming in to use the shitter. There is nothing worse when you are trying to take a relaxing dump than someone marches in the stall next to you and unleashes all holy hell. Fortunately they haven't discovered there is another bathroom on the second floor, which is still vacant.

**riser4** · 03-14-2018, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by evdog

Poor guy, get him one of these to show you appreciate his hard work! https://www.homedepot.com/p/RIDGID-K...6658/303528922

I had one laying around the garage from previous owner. Had no idea what it was so I finally threw it out. Finally found out what it was when I saw one at home depot the other day.

The good ol shit drill. They need to make them longer and wider. And with auger blades. As they do not really even begin to touch the kind of clogs we find in my house. Usually all it does is maybe create a tipping point from which I can get a plunger to get it back to 25% flow. If I am lucky. It still boggles the mind that one can't get an indoor flush toilet that will reliably handle all that we can dish out. It's got be able to handle a 3" wide by 1' long slug made out of sticky granite.

**riser4** · 03-14-2018, 10:19 AM

Originally Posted by mall walker

so the house next door to mine is have massive work done (new basement dug out or something) and for several months there's been a portopotty on their front lawn. I work from home so I'm here all the time.

one of these days, when those guys are all working, I wanna casually stroll in there in a bathrobe with a coffee and a newspaper under my arm and dook it out.

Go for it. I am sure they will have the last laugh and you will be running for your life the moment you open the door.

**SumJongGuy** · 03-14-2018, 10:24 AM

Originally Posted by abraham

Long ski weekend with friends and too much fondue, a delicious rösti, too many wing challenge wings, and far too much booze. Everyone knew, but deniability would have been nice.

Pro tip... Don't try to use the Tabasco soaked napkins you stuffed in your pocket as toilet paper when the bar stall has none..

**liv2ski** · 03-14-2018, 10:33 AM

Originally Posted by riser3

It still boggles the mind that one can't get an indoor flush toilet that will reliably handle all that we can dish out. It's got be able to handle a 3" wide by 1' long slug made out of sticky granite.

Right?? I need a commercial one, like most offices have, with the power flush that just blasts the thing out.

**riser4** · 03-14-2018, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by liv2ski

Right?? I need a commercial one, like most offices have, with the power flush that just blasts the thing out.

Ya, well, even those can't always handle the task. Need something more powerful. With a larger pipe.

**abraham** · 03-14-2018, 01:17 PM

Originally Posted by riser3

Ya, well, even those can't always handle the task. Need something more powerful. With a larger pipe.

Jeez man. Just cut a hole in a 2x8 and go to town.

Or eat better

**TAFKALVS** · 03-14-2018, 01:24 PM

Sounds like more water, fiber, maybe less opiates might be in order?

**Mazderati** · 03-14-2018, 01:24 PM

riser must have an asshole like a tube sock.

**TAFKALVS** · 03-14-2018, 01:26 PM

Originally Posted by Mazderati

riser must have an asshole like a tube sock.

I'm thinking that maybe keeping a sharp shovel next to the toilet to break the snakes in to pieces might be the best course of action?

**Mazderati** · 03-14-2018, 01:39 PM

**Sirshredalot** · 03-14-2018, 01:47 PM

Originally Posted by Mazderati

riser must have an asshole like a tube sock.

They say you can get stretched out from getting large objects shoved up your ass regularly. NTTIAWWT. Ethically. Not medically.

**Caucasian Asian** · 04-30-2018, 01:17 PM

Next time you walk into a public bathroom and think "Wow, it smells like something died in here!"

Calgary police are investigating after a worker at the CORE Shopping Centre discovered a body inside a washroom wall.

Spokeswoman Emma Poole says a maintenance worker was called this morning to fix a toilet that wouldn’t flush in a women’s washroom in the downtown mall.

She says the worker removed a metal panel near a toilet and discovered the body.

http://calgarysun.com/news/local-new...hopping-centre

**SumJongGuy** · 04-30-2018, 02:05 PM

Three day hiking and backpacking trip. Saturday mid day we had exhausted the 2 liters of potable water we each brought and changed over to filtered and treated creek water. No issues Saturday afternoon or Saturday night, but Sunday afternoon when I walked in the house headed straight for the bathroom and BOOM!!!!!! That was it though. No other bad water like issues. Glad I made it home for that. Would have been a lot of falllout debris all around trying to blast that in to a cat hole hahahahaha!

**jmars** · 04-30-2018, 04:50 PM

Catching up while on the throne....to those speaking about the Snowbasin bathroom....wow is that a special toilet situation.

“Throne-basin”

**riser4** · 05-01-2018, 05:09 AM

If I believed in heaven, my version would include a baselodge with an infinite number of easy to get to yet isolated clean, spacious bathrooms affording ample privacy so a person could take the pefect unhurried and guilt-free dump in peace. It is heaven so there would be no need for a workplace and therefore a workplace bathroom.