work bathrooms = SLAY3D

[wyeaster]

we know between the shits, the cavs and your computer that you need some support. we're here for ya, bud!

[Sluff]

https://news.google.com/news/amp?cau...tml#pt0-397585

[mall walker]

^ lmao damn

[bodywhomper]

Ambien or acid is my guess

[boarddad]

Ambien or acid is my guess

Either that or just a maggot on a business trip. Anyone want to claim that one? That’s next level, even for a Maggot.

[riser4]

I clogged an airport bathroom good last week with a 2x2x4 and half a roll of TP. I even gave a courtesy flush in between. Not slay3d but definitely out of order.

[riser4]

https://news.google.com/news/amp?cau...tml#pt0-397585

No workee.

[Marshall Tucker]

So we moved to the Aspen are a few years ago, and there have been a number of times we have taken a walk through town in summer at dinner time. The first few times we did this I though it odd that often as we walked past the people eating at the outdoor open air seating they would often turn and look as we walked past. Not with a friendly welcoming smile, kind of a grimace... like WTF is that?

I pointed this out to my wife one day, and she said "oh yeah, I often crop dust them when we walk by"

I realized 2 things..... 1. They always thought it was me.

2. Never gonna leave this awesome woman.

That's awesomness on so many levels.

[Sluff]

A plane fart starts a fight.

Fight over man's flatulence forces flight to make emergency landing - Fox Newshttps://apple.news/AHpmIPAQlQUyZhCpGWyJM2g

[WTF is dat]

This reminds me of a recent flight where I had especially nasty gas en route to San Diego. The stench was putrid.

Fortunately the noise of the plane was covering up the sounds. However I noticed the lady next to me holding her sleeves over her nose on several occasions so I assume she smelt the farts.

[DBdude]

well done sir. i applaud your virtuosity.

[dtown]

This reminds me of a recent flight where I had especially nasty gas en route to San Diego. The stench was putrid.

Fortunately the noise of the plane was covering up the sounds. However I noticed the lady next to me holding her sleeves over her nose on several occasions so I assume she smelt the farts.

Must have been the guy in the row in front of or behind you...


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[spanky]

This reminds me of a recent flight where I had especially nasty gas en route to San Diego. The stench was putrid.

Fortunately the noise of the plane was covering up the sounds. However I noticed the lady next to me holding her sleeves over her nose on several occasions so I assume she smelt the farts.

Reminds me of a story my mom told me about my uncle who farted loudly in a movie theater and a lady turned around and gave him a nasty look. He responded with, “Don’t look at me lady. People might think I did it!”

[MakersTeleMark]

I think it's funny that 12 years later, the OP starts an oil and gas firm.

Coincidence? I think not.

[Caucasian Asian]

I work on a construction site. There is a blue porta-potty on site.

Someone read in the OHS handbook it stated that we required access to a heated toilet facility. So they put a space heater inside.
As if the a blue house didn't smell bad enough, it now smells of hot shit in there.

[PNWcement]

Not necessarily work bathroom related - but funny nonetheless - http://mikerowe.com/2018/02/attn-wor...d-toilet-ever/

[shafty85]

This reminds me of a recent flight where I had especially nasty gas en route to San Diego. The stench was putrid.

Fortunately the noise of the plane was covering up the sounds. However I noticed the lady next to me holding her sleeves over her nose on several occasions so I assume she smelt the farts.

Whoever smelt it must have dealt it.

[whipski]

Ski patrol humor is the best!

[TAFKALVS]

In the ski school bathroom at Stevens there is "prepare to unload" sign

[riser4]

Working from home sucks. It's a real drag when you slay3d your own bathroom.

[liv2ski]

Working from home sucks. It's a real drag when you slay3d your own bathroom.

Give yourself a courtesy flush, duuh.

[::: :::]

sazeracs & hot chorizo/shrimp gumbo

[stuckathuntermtn]

Uhhhh, air freshener?

[riser4]

Uhhhh, air freshener?

Only time and Lysol scrub will repair this.

[riser4]

Give yourself a courtesy flush, duuh.

Some things are not repaired that easily.