Apparently I mow my lawn incorrectly.
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Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.</p>
poop gets scooped first!
Cougar violence...
Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.
I put together one hell of a Memorial Day cookout and did some plumbing.
Turned out I have “Crankles”.
Cranky Cankles.
Mikey finds his mommy
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
MTF transsexuals are all the rage.
The silence of post lift served season has begun.
Gambling and enormous boobs can turn a frown upside down
that one terrible rereg alias keeps bumping the gun violence thread over and over
"fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
"She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
"everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy
Well back in the day when people were young and actually skied, they would get antsy in the summer and fight. Now they're just old and cranky and in front of a computer all year so it's pretty evenly spread out.
TGR members ski?
"I don't pretend to have all the answers, and I think there's something to be said for that" -One For The Road
Brain dead and made of money.
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