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Thread: TGR week in review

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Not directly related to TGR, but between this weekend and next week, I have three dates with three different women lined up, so I'm gonna toot my own horn a little.
    #gitsome

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    Core Shot went on a 2007 thread binge

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    A heck of a lot of old threads were resurrected, again.

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    The masses pined for Bmills.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    #gitsomeorbeaskedtoleave

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontane View Post
    glademaster's dates tanked & he's now in the depths of a hashish-fueled stupor.
    dang i missed the tr

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontane View Post
    glademaster's dates tanked & he's now in the depths of a hashish-fueled stupor.
    Sorry to burst your bubble, I'm actually over here doing my best Seldom Seen impression, but thanks for playing.

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    Not sure. My shipping containers with the balance of my worldly possessions are getting delivered tomorrow, then I have plans with contestant B on Sunday. I would like to make it up for the afternoon tomorrow though, probably just in time for Chair 2 to shut down due to heavy snow.

    I was able to eliminate one of the three, although there's another prospect I'm meeting up with on Monday.

    As a 29 year old who primarily dated women three to six years older than me for most of my twenties, I can see the merits of both the 25 year old law student and the 31 year old entrepreneur/business owner. Interesting times.

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    Gonna need to see some pics of these women. We can help you narrow it down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bromontane View Post
    marry the business owner, she an adult
    Depends on the business, no? Maybe she's a life coach or Instagram model?

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    25 year old (contestant A) is the first only child I've ever been on a couple dates with (I'm an only child too), and I feel like we click on some level because of it, or at least have similar idiosyncrasies. She's an occasional toker.

    Contestant B's business is in software development, creating some kind of remote workplace solutions or something to that effect. I'll gather more info on Sunday. Not a toker, but 420 friendly.


    Anyway, this isn't my blog, so I'll stop hoggin the thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier View Post
    do either of them have unusually pendulous breasts?
    Nope, and I definitely don't share ScottyB's fascination with them. Contestant A is more of a Booner girl, college swimmer, Crossfitter, hikes and bikes a lot, definitely fit and into staying in shape, just not a wafer. I'm confident she can squat more than me. To channel Superstar Punani, it's an ass I'd wear like a hat.

    Contestant B is quite the active, outdoorsy woman and it shows, plus she's about 5'3", which is nice, because there's something to be said for sexual dimorphism, and it isn't always the easiest to pull that off when you're all of 5'7" 155 pounds as a dude. Thank Christ I'm not fully proportional.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    Thank Christ I'm not fully proportional.
    Small hands? You and Trump
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.


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    Nah, I'm the TR type. Speak softly and carry a big stick.

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    Hmm by chance does contestant A have a nose piercing and a few tattoos?

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    Quote Originally Posted by abraham View Post
    Hmm by chance does contestant A have a nose piercing and a few tattoos?
    eskimo brothers?

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    Quote Originally Posted by abraham View Post
    Hmm by chance does contestant A have a nose piercing and a few tattoos?

    She does have a nostril piercing but no tattoos. Heh. Honestly, tattoos are kind of a deal breaker for me, there are few things I find more unattractive.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    She does have a nostril piercing but no tattoos. Heh.
    that you know of. or have you worn that ass like a hat already?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier View Post
    eskimo brothers?
    Wouldn't be the strangest way I've found that out
    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    She does have a nostril piercing but no tattoos. Heh. Honestly, tattoos are kind of a deal breaker for me, there are few things I find more unattractive.
    I don't have a blanket position on them. Some I like, some I don't. By the time I found the tattoos last weekend I wasn't gonna say no

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    Quote Originally Posted by abraham View Post
    . By the time I found the tattoos last weekend I wasn't gonna say no
    oh shit.

    Maybe you guys should both invite her to meet you at lot 4 and see what happens?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier View Post
    oh shit.

    Maybe you guys should both invite her to meet you at lot 4 and see what happens?
    That might be the best grounds for a ski-off that has ever been posted on TGR.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Leavenworth Skier View Post
    oh shit.

    Maybe you guys should both invite her to meet you at lot 4 and see what happens?
    Ha I asked Sunday morning. No luck.

    With the skiing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by glademaster View Post
    That might be the best grounds for a ski-off that has ever been posted on TGR.
    When she sees Abe ski the high-t on 220s while carrying a full keg, you're toast dude. legendary.

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    Haha, hard to argue with that. Seems highly unlikely in an area with this many people though.

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    Cinco de mayo ski off/keg carry needs to happen now.

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