Fu*king Cyclists

[stompinlines]

Youre an objective man, Dan.


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[The SnowShow]

Don’t mess with our biking hero:
https://youtu.be/cSEdWG7-VM8

[mcski]

The crusader uses an air horn and pisses off an Uber driver:
https://youtu.be/sI3wQskfPvw

He didn't stop for the ped in the crosswalk at 1:25. Send him a citation!!!

[Hicks]

Title says it all: Fucking Cyclists!!

Why are these low life creatures even allowed on the road where they get in the way of orderly, car driving people ? And why do they ride the forests to disturb and distress the wild life and orderly pedestrians? Why aren't they where they belong in our modern days (on the Moon that is)?

And just imagine the mess they always create when smashed and splattered all over your hood! To hell with them! Fuck them!

End of rant!

[S_jenks]

Why aren't they where they belong in our modern days (on the Moon that is)?

Fuck man, we haven't had feet on the moon in over 45 years.

If people weren't cycling around so damn much and focused more on their jobs we'd have a goddam moon base by now. Philistines.

[nyskirat]

Don’t mess with our biking hero:
https://youtu.be/cSEdWG7-VM8

God he really sucks.

He's the kind of person who'd freak out when a car breaks down and has to pull over to the side and unfortunately ends up in the bike lane.

[mcski]

Unfortunately we will never get to see the POV footage of someone punching his face and shoving those cams up his ass

[Dantheman]

Don’t mess with our biking hero:
https://youtu.be/cSEdWG7-VM8

How does the guy not stroke out on a daily basis? That level of rage isn't healthy.

[The SnowShow]

Long video so you’ll have to fast forward but here he is taking on Swanson Meats truckers and the cops! He even claims assault!
https://youtu.be/ufAyktRItpY

[plugboots]

How does the guy not stroke out on a daily basis? That level of rage isn't healthy.

I know. WTF. I like riding my bikes. On Monday a FedEx truck blocked the bike laneI was using. Dang, I forgot my airhorn.

[wyeaster]

gas powered commerce rules, you pinko commies!!!

[Skihiker]

Lol! Good question. He's definitely not all there, though of course, he sure acts like he is. Unbalanced, and lacking in common sense. As much time as he spends going agro and attempting to "educate" drivers, I'm surprised he hasn't been fired from his job for being late numerous times.

How does the guy not stroke out on a daily basis? That level of rage isn't healthy.

[Skihiker]

That'd be worth watching!

Unfortunately we will never get to see the POV footage of someone punching his face and shoving those cams up his ass

[ex-powderbroker]

During conversation, the driver of RB 09789 backed into me intentionally, contacting my genitals with his buttocks and almost knocking me off my bike, at which point I called 911 to report the assault.

[Skihiker]

Like I said, unbalanced. Maybe he's just looking to strike it rich by suing someone?

During conversation, the driver of RB 09789 backed into me intentionally, contacting my genitals with his buttocks and almost knocking me off my bike, at which point I called 911 to report the assault.

[babybear]

that guy in the video is such a doooouche. he's why some people (usually in big trucks w/ presumably small penises) are jerks to regular, respectful cyclists.
he' s in essence the big truck/ small penis guy, but on a bike. he sucks

coming back from yurp it was kind of nice how much bikers are just accepted as another mode of transport. i mean the french are snobby AF but in general they seem to tolerate and respect a bike lane and cyclists in general more than what I see here in wyoming where we have like 1/100th the traffic

[muted]

How does the guy not stroke out on a daily basis? That level of rage isn't healthy.

He is gonna get run over and killed by a road rager. He's looking for trouble and he's gonna get more than he can handle eventually. Don't bring a bike to a car fight, you gonna get smooshed.

His videos are funny though, he is so over-the-top.

[Dee Hubbs]

He should be very recognizable on the streets:



What a fucking nut bar.

[Skihiker]

Is that him?
I mean, I can't quite stomach his videos, though I watch in hopes that he'll go crawling away after someone smashes him down, his gopro still taping as he crawls to the sidewalk from his precious bike lane. And the fact that he's so absurd it's almost funny. Seriously nauseating. Someone outa just rip that airhorn out of his hand and hold it up to his ear until he passes out.

He should be very recognizable on the streets:



What a fucking nut bar.

[mcski]

I was thinking the cops looking at him were squinting and shading their eyes because of the sun, but apparently it was the glare of darth bikers visor

Also, that's the first time in I cant recall ever that I've seen cops on a call NOT wearing their mirrored shades Weird place Minnesota

[old goat]

Unfortunately we will never get to see the POV footage of someone punching his face and shoving those cams up his ass

He's in Minneapolis. Maybe Andrew can do it. I'm sure he has a Go Pro.

[The SnowShow]

To be fair, he does encounter a ton of mouthy fucktards. And here I thought Minnesotans were so nice.

[mcski]

Seriously. I was hoping the trucking episode would feature tony soprano

[The SnowShow]

Seriously. I was hoping the trucking episode would feature tony soprano

Yeah, that shit would not end pretty in NJ, NY or Boston.

[stompinlines]

Is that him?

Yep. That is him alright.

311 and 911 must love this guy!

I spend a lot of time driving around the cities. If and when I do see him, Im going to film him with my cell phone and see what kind of reaction I get.


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