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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Just because outrage is too commonplace doesn't mean the outrage is wrong.
    I'm writing all these down...for the book.

    Keep 'em coming Danno.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    I'm writing all these down...for the book.

    Keep 'em coming Danno.
    Are we putting Jimmy on the back of the dust cover as the success story example?
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Are we putting Jimmy on the back of the dust cover as the success story example?
    That could be dicey. As good as Danno is, if Jimmy falls off the wagon at some point... *poof*... credibility is lost. It's the same reason they only put someone on a stamp posthumously.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Wait, there's a stamp at stake?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
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    Wait, I thought Danno = Harvey?
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    Who's Harvey?
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    Wait, there's a stamp at stake?
    You're having a big impact here but let's not jump ahead.
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Jimmy might qualify for some kind of NTSB stamp, but you're right, let's not put the wheels under the car here just yet.


    Paul Harvey? Danno, you're going to have to up your content output and cred with the Citra-cal set to get to Harvey's level of celebrity. I suggest farming Benny's posts for ideas.
    I still call it The Jake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
    WTF has this country come to? What is even more shocking than the misconduct in most, if not all these cases, is how people pretend to be shocked that they happened. Talk to a reporter on a bus about grabbing pussy? Impeach the mother fucker! Give a chick a lude and suck on her toes 30 years ago? Put that chowbine in jail. Play a game about fuck, kill or marry? You're fired. Since when have we become so holy? Wasn't it not too long ago when buckaroo Bill stuck a cigar up Monica's twif, and no one really cared? The same people who are shocked today are waiting in line for the next 50 Shades of.....something to hit the shelves. People need to get a grip. I'm not saying that the guy shouldn't be canned, but who really gives a fuck? Not me
    Seriously?? Wtf?
    Quote Originally Posted by wooley12 View Post
    He said the game is over. The rules have changed back. This is a result from having a pig for a president and a bunch of boomer and other women who are saying "Not on my watch".
    Kinda nailed it

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    The chickens are coming home to roost

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    Google the NYT article What if Ken Starr was Right? from all of a week ago.
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    This last page was pretty confusing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Google the NYT article What if Ken Starr was Right? from all of a week ago.
    Good read. Over the yrs on this forum ive seen so many remarks (mainly from the same people who will go un named) just to give the poor guy a break.

    I hope recent events put things in a different light. And scary to think our choice last yr was Trump or the Clinton’s, again. Just mind blowing how fucked up things have become.

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    Quote Originally Posted by schindlerpiste View Post
    Put that chowbine in jail.
    WTF is a chowbine? Inquiring minds want to know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Google the NYT article What if Ken Starr was Right? from all of a week ago.
    Interesting piece, something I have been musing about a bit lately, but hadn't gotten there yet. Thanks for the tip.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Quote Originally Posted by The AD View Post
    WTF is a chowbine? Inquiring minds want to know.
    We went over this once before, it's some italian word phonetically spelled i believe..


    edit: no, apparently it's a term that only schindler knows for a house slave. Not kidding. https://www.tetongravity.com/forums/...light=chowbine

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    Good memory. Maybe schindler should add it to Urban Dictionary so people know what the fuck he's talking about.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cono Este View Post
    As much as ever. We had the AIDS scare when I was younger. Getting Divorced showed me its like the 60's all over.
    Maybe for you Hepatitis-ridden oldsters. Millennial s fuck less than the boomers did.

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    So he's calling Bill Cosby a house slave?

    That don't seem right.
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    Just use the picture of the Pilot on the dust cover back.


    Bill had his Roofie drinks and Matt had Mr. Rapey Door.
    Last edited by scottyb; 11-30-2017 at 07:23 AM.
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    So he's calling Bill Cosby a house slave?

    That don't seem right.
    I think it's pretty clear he's using it as a euphemism. Kinda smart in a way. It's probably pretty hard to get in too much trouble for using a word that nobody has ever heard of, even if it is derogatory and/or racist in intent.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    So he's calling Bill Cosby a house slave?

    That don't seem right.
    Bill Cosby was a doctor - you're thinking of Benson!

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    Didn't Benson end up as Governor?

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    I am so glad that my short post and choice of non-words entertained you guys, and temporarily took your minds off of this ridiculous public banter about sexual harassment.
    “How does it feel to be the greatest guitarist in the world? I don’t know, go ask Rory Gallagher”. — Jimi Hendrix

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    Quote Originally Posted by iceman View Post
    Didn't Benson end up as Governor?
    So he was a proper bootlicker?
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