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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    So, is my wife correct? "there isn't a male H. sapiens on the planet that hasn't at some point in his life mentally or physically abused a female, generally involving sex in some capacity".
    WRONG!!!!!!!!!
    Hiya phUnky, how 'bout a reach around?

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    Disagree on both counts.

    There are dudes out there who haven't mentally or physically sexually abused people.

    And the idea that we should have total amnesty for past acts starting now is just bogus. This shit has been immoral and illegal for a long time. Just because people are getting punished for past wrongdoings now, doesn't mean that all of a sudden we've realized this shit is morally reprehensible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Adolf Allerbush View Post



    Costas is retiring after the winter olympics.
    No Shit? Time to pour a big one, and break out the bottle rockets.

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    Yeah, and it's too close to the "all men do it" false equivalency excuse.

    I'm quite certain that very few 32 y.o. county prosecutors hit on 14 y.o. girls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Richard Simmons View Post
    WRONG!!!!!!!!!
    haha. Excellent look-in from Richard.

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    Alex Jones making unwanted advances on guys is a possibility, that's my wild card.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    That's a slippery slope. What next, John Sterling grabbing a piece of Susan in the booth in between innings?

    ewwwww........

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dromontana View Post
    Start drinkin early today? I'm jelly.

    My wishlist for the next creeper is Brent Musberger.
    I wish.... Working, so no time to proof read my auto-correct mistakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dromontana View Post
    Start drinkin early today? I'm jelly.

    My wishlist for the next creeper is Brent Musberger.
    Didn"t he get busted for biting whores? oh, no, that's the other guy..............



    Come to think of it, if Marv Albert can make a comeback, then all of these guys have hope.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    bravo, bunny! [emoji8]

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    nobody will notice but ray liotta for sure

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    Quote Originally Posted by wyeaster View Post
    bravo, bunny! [emoji8]
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    Quote Originally Posted by PB View Post
    So, is my wife correct? "there isn't a male H. sapiens on the planet that hasn't at some point in his life mentally or physically abused a female, generally involving sex in some capacity" She then qualifies it buy saying that it's pointless to look backwards - there should be a total amnesty starting now, but from this point forward, testicles will be smashed if the shenanigans continue.

    Seems reasonable.
    I don't think it's that simple. I would say that there are a lot of guys who think they have never in their lives mentally or physically abused a female, sexually or otherwise; I certainly put myself in that category. But there may be incidents that women around them view differently; I know of one such incident with regards to myself.

    [cool story bro] When I was a soph in college I briefly dated a freshman girl; I was pretty new to dating and wasn't very "experienced". We had fooled around a bunch and one night ended up in my dorm room, messing around and slowly getting naked. It sure seemed like I was gonna score and I was pretty stoked (she would have been maybe the 3rd girl I had ever had sex with)! But when we were all naked, she said no to sex, and I was pretty shocked; I was sure that this not being a one night stand thing and us being alone in my dorm and us both willingly messing around to the point of nakedness meant sex was gonna happen. I know I tried to convince her otherwise (verbally, definitely not physically!) but still got shut down. I was pretty bummed (18 yo hormones) but that's the way it goes, and I moved on. It's not like I kicked her out right then or called her names or got hostile or anything. And we dated for a little time after that, but things kind of fizzled, the situation seemed to leave some lingering awkwardness; I chalked it up to two very inexperienced kids not really knowing how to talk about stuff or signal intentions. Or so I thought.

    I came to find out much later that she viewed it as me being some kind of pressuring asshole. In re-evaluating it, I surely think I could have been more mature (as could she), but I still don't think I did anything wrong in that situation. But she did. [/cool story bro]

    So, again, I think your wife's conceptualization of this is too simplistic.
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Nobody better fuck with Vin Scully though.
    In his day dames knew their place!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danno View Post
    But when we were all naked, she said no to sex,
    Ouch. Small penis?

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    Quote Originally Posted by muted View Post
    Ouch. Small penis?
    bwahahaha!

    well played. I was in the pool!
    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by muted View Post
    Ouch. Small penis?
    Or too intimidating.

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    Don't forget the crazy chicks. You guys all know what I mean. They show up on your door step one night, then the next they are back with their boyfriends making shit up. Then they come back for 2nds anyway after making up shit

    A small %, but a % no less.

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    Sure glad I'm not 25 today.

    Does anybody fuck these days?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Does anybody fuck these days?
    Besides the Kardashians?
    "timberridge is terminally vapid" -- a fortune cookie in Yueyang

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Sure glad I'm not 25 today.

    Does anybody fuck these days?

    As much as ever. We had the AIDS scare when I was younger. Getting Divorced showed me its like the 60's all over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Timberridge View Post
    Besides the Kardashians?


    I'd rather do a Klingon

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kenny Satch View Post


    I'd rather do a Klingon
    One of them always reminds me of a Klingon.
    Never in U.S. history has the public chosen leadership this malevolent. The moral clarity of their decision is crystalline, particularly knowing how Trump will regard his slim margin as a “mandate” to do his worst. We’ve learned something about America that we didn’t know, or perhaps didn’t believe, and it’ll forever color our individual judgments of who and what we are.

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    "fuck off you asshat gaper shit for brains fucktard wanker." - Jesus Christ
    "She was tossing her bean salad with the vigor of a Drunken Pop princess so I walked out of the corner and said.... "need a hand?"" - Odin
    "everybody's got their hooks into you, fuck em....forge on motherfuckers, drag all those bitches across the goal line with you." - (not so) ill-advised strategy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Sure glad I'm not 25 today.

    Does anybody fuck these days?
    Yes, but you need to have video evidence of both parties agreeing to the act.

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