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Thread: Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

  1. 09-11-2017, 07:09 PM #24626
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    I once got an erection that lasted for more than 4 hrs after eating some mahi mahi.
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    ^that's god damn fantastic
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    Quote Originally Posted by kim jong un View Post
    I once got an erection that lasted for more than 4 hrs after eating some mahi mahi.
    Piscus-induced priapism is nothing to laugh about.
    I still call it The Jake.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BmillsSkier View Post
    Piscus-induced priapism is nothing to laugh about.
    Eat more coke salmon and that problem should take care of itself.
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    The one on top is being very selfish. Why isn't muff diving like her generous friend?
    wish I could step in and rectify the situation
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    Quote Originally Posted by JimmyCarter View Post
    Eat more coke salmon and that problem should take care of itself.
    More meth, preferably

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    パウダーバカ！！
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    Scientists now have decisive molecular evidence that humans and chimpanzees once had a common momma and that this lineage had previously split from monkeys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kim jong un View Post
    I once got an erection that lasted for more than 4 hrs after eating some mahi mahi.
    "For erections lasting more than four hours, call your physician..."

    I never understood this disclaimer in those hard-on commercials. What's your doc gonna do, come over and give you a BJ while sticking his/her finger up your ass?

    Of course, if this is indeed the case, I'll be selecting my future personal physician very, very carefully.

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    I think the doctors show you pictures of Janet Reno and Hillary Clinton. I opted to tuck it and go about my business.
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    Quote Originally Posted by satori View Post
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    I can't be the only one who sees it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Svengali View Post
    Hey, common ground with North Korea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by satori View Post
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    Looks like my ex wife
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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronWright View Post
    Looks like my ex wife
    Figures you'd recognize the butthole.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NW_SKIER View Post
    Figures you'd recognize the butthole.
    Is that all you see?
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    That reminds me. It's taco Tuesday. Mmmmmm
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    All of a sudden I have a craving for vongole
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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    Remind me. We'll send him a red cap and a Speedo.
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    Ha, I was just getting my old frankenclamps out to clean up and mount on my Pluto specific skis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AaronWright View Post
    Looks like my ex wife
    Yea, it really does.
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    Yep, that looks like ole Ratchet Ass.
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