your opposite job

[Meadow Skipper]

I got physicist for the opposite of the current job, and agriculture grader for the previous one.

I don't think I need to work on my résumé.

[SkiBall]

baker <> physicist

My assessment in HS said the two best jobs I was suited for was baker or nuclear physicist. True story. I was a little baffled.

[abraham]

lesbian porn star

Celibate priest?

[ill-advised strategy]

cool, everything is the opposite of physicist.

What's the opposite of a shitbag dumbfuck who writes retarded defective fucking articles for the ny times....never mind: probably a physicist.

[skinipenem]

Weird. My opposite was model. Should have been hitman.

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[TBS]

fluffer not coming up

I think fluffer = locker room attendant

My opposite comes up Agricultural Grader

[Meadow Skipper]

Dentist, General <> model

[Mustonen]

Agricultural grader? This would at least have greater conversational value if every job didn't <> to one of a handful of things. Fuck being accurate, just make it interesting.

[Name Redacted]

Dentist, General <> model

They say opposites do attract...

[old goat]

A lot of jobs that require a fair amount of intelligence are opposite model, including surgeon. Does that mean models are dumb, or smart people are ugly? Or both?

[Kenny Satch]

or smart people are ugly?

Bill Gates is proof of that

[old goat]

Bill Gates is proof of that

It is my theory that everyone is beautiful at some point in their life. Maybe when they're born. Maybe when they're 100. The lucky ones are beautiful their whole lives. In my case I was beautiful at 2. Pictures prove it. I looked like Shirley Temple with hair to match. Right now I'd settle for Trump hair; it would be better than what I got.

[Timberridge]

Dentist, General <> model

The choker is covering up 'her' adams apple.

[Tippster]

The opposite job of a camera operator, television, video and motion picture is a physicist.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Without even looking, I'm just gonna say the opposite of IT guy would be Lady's Man.

[muted]

mobile home installer. didn't see that one coming.

[The Reverend Floater]

Meat packers or ag grader. I do love packing meat.

[muted]

Meat packers or ag grader. I do love packing meat.

Ah yes, nothing better than shooting life into a dead chopped up cow, old chap!

[wicked_sick]

Cheif Executive is my opposite job. I'd say that's pretty accurate

[farmer]

Aerospace engineer <> model

Fair enough...

Mine engineer <> model

I suppose that's pretty accurate. Jobs that require a mind and the body doesn't really matter, vs jobs that require a body where the mind isn't needed.

Everyone knows that there are female models, whereas a female engineer is neither.