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  1. 08-08-2017, 12:48 PM #1
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    your opposite job

    "physicist" <> "lifeguard, ski patrol & other recreational protective service worker"


    find yours:

    https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/...av=bottom-well


    [ETA] "physicist" seems to be coming up for a bunch of opposites
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    Fair enough...
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    My wife is a court reporter and her opposite is also a physicist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dromontana View Post
    The opposite job of a computer and information system manager is an agricultural grader.

    ^^ but I do grade agricultural products
    oh yeah

    how does a carrot grade out ?
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    Construction manager < > slaughterer and meat packer

    That's good to know. There are plenty of days I've wanted to slaughter someone and bury them in a concrete pour. At least now I know I'll be bad at it.
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    slaughterer and meat packer. I enjoy both...
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    Corporate Dentist <> agricultural grader

    Well, the world needs ditch diggers too Danny.
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    your opposite job

    Agricultural grader is the opposite job of lawyer, grade school teacher, business analyst, chief executive, and maybe more ?
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    i have been told i should model but this is great affirmation
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    Quote Originally Posted by blurred
    skiing is hiking all day so that you can ski on shitty gear for 5 minutes.
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    Wildlife biologist <> model.

    A lot of the "opposite" traits had to do with physical fitness/strength. Guess they're unaware that sometimes we leave the office and do actual field work. Sometimes I forget too.
    "...no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry, lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an exercise undertaken for health, power or profit."
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    Quote Originally Posted by flyandski365 View Post
    Wildlife biologist <> model.

    A lot of the "opposite" traits had to do with physical fitness/strength. Guess they're unaware that sometimes we leave the office and do actual field work. Sometimes I forget too.
    You're a 'model'?
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    Quote Originally Posted by frorider View Post
    You're a 'model'?
    I'm huge in North Korea.
    "...no hobby should either seek or need rational justification. To find reasons why it is useful or beneficial converts it at once from an avocation into an industry, lowers it at once to the ignominious category of an exercise undertaken for health, power or profit."
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    nevermind frorider -- nothing wrong with plus size models, in DPRK or elsewhere
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    Ag. Grader. Kinda funny because I've always thought of grading seeds as a potential back up job if things went to shit here.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mbillie1 View Post
    locker room attendant lol
    Same
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