A question of etiquette

[XXX-er]

fuck yeah ^^ establish situational awareness and keep your hand in your pocket fingering the trigger on your glock

[wyeaster]

i'm a fleeer not a gunner

[Kenny Satch]

That was interesting
Classic Cervais

[old goat]

When there are two sets of doors it's important to hold the first set for the other person. They will then be forced to hold the second set for you so you get to be first in line.
One of the lovely ways to be passive aggressive is to hold a door for someone who is fairly far away. They will inevitably hurry to get to the door so as not to keep you waiting holding it. You have therefore controlled their actions and are the winner. I learned this at Trump University.

[MiddleOfNight]

Hold the door for all 3.
Every time.

[Beaver]

you have poor etiquette because you seek answers on etiquette in a forum

have you ever held a door before?

I hold door but stand in the way so they can't pass.

[jmedslc]

did not read thread*.

although, i have a new question:
When you live in Utah, the mecca of powder, and routinely drive up Little Fucking Cottonwood goddamn Canyon to get some fresh POW, are you required by etiquette to have SNOW TIRES ON YOUR SUBARU, or are all seasons ok**?

INQUIRING MINDS WANNA KNOW.

**note that you've outed yourself as a shitty driver and have gotten stuck/delayed in the climb to LCC resorts with your shitty all season tires on your lesbaru.

* I thought i'd be in thread before our resident fucking douchebag, DD, but no, alas, could not beat it harder than she does.

[PB]

What's a "line"?

[Beaver]

What's a "line"?

In Vernon the govt offices and banks offer lines to encourage the local riffraff to come out of their cardboard condos.

[Diamond Joe]

disabled (hate that word)

"differently abled" homie

[XXX-er]

I hold door but stand in the way so they can't pass.

you know how much a chair weighs?

A certain medical professional thru a quilt over a buddy in this chair which hit the joy stick and sent the chair careening at me

scared the fuck outa me

[digitaldeath]

did not read thread*.

although, i have a new question:
When you live in Utah, the mecca of powder, and routinely drive up Little Fucking Cottonwood goddamn Canyon to get some fresh POW, are you required by etiquette to have SNOW TIRES ON YOUR SUBARU, or are all seasons ok**?

INQUIRING MINDS WANNA KNOW.

**note that you've outed yourself as a shitty driver and have gotten stuck/delayed in the climb to LCC resorts with your shitty all season tires on your lesbaru.

* I thought i'd be in thread before our resident fucking douchebag, DD, but no, alas, could not beat it harder than she does.

Who the fuck are you with the poor etiquette

You can't use commas like that u fool.

[stfu&gbtw]

If you're quick, you might be able to use the guy in the wheelchair like a bowling ball and take out a few people who were in line before you even got there.

[irul&ublo]

Grab them by the pussy. Solves everything

[iceman]

I hold door but stand in the way so they can't pass.

NONE SHALL PASS

[My Pet Powder Goat]

Good call. Howabout some music for this thread?
https://youtu.be/yeh6jhHLgtg

[Kenny Satch]

"differently abled" homie

now that's much better
thanks

[Kenny Satch]

Grab them by the pussy. Solves everything

Vaginal assaults in public is cuntsidered poor etiquette unless the bitch is asking for it then grab away

[klar]

i was taught to be a gentleman and hold the door, first for ladies, but for everybody, of course. just wanted to clarify i don't let the door slam on anybody. plus, it keeps everybody in front of me where i can keep my eye on them!

also, the favor is frequently returned immediately if there is a second set of doors. not that it matters.

It seems I was also brought up to be a gentleman Hold doors for people and say thank you when someone does it for you.

[wyeaster]

yeah, it doesn't have anything to do with gender but that was the context i learned it as kid in the 70s.