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Thread: "What are the economics surrounding that?" and other fucktard bizspeak

  1. 01-09-2013, 04:03 PM #176
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    benny - a tip - neither qualcomm nor Microsoft are based anywhere near silicon valley.

    Yeah, but, isn't that the the Middle Earth of that whole culture?
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  2. 01-09-2013, 04:05 PM #177
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    Quote Originally Posted by Benny Profane View Post
    Yeah, but, isn't that the the Middle Earth of that whole culture?
    no, wall street is now.
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  3. 01-13-2013, 11:17 AM #178
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    The word I've been hating on as we have a new super-boss is "robust".
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    Turn on any NFL playoff game and drink everytime one of the douche announcers says "wheelhouse". You will be hammered by the end of the day.
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    If "impactful" is actually a word it shouldn't fucking be because it sounds stupid as shit.
    I'm taking myself to a dirty part of town, where all my troubles can't be found...
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    If I hear the word "piggyback", as in "I just want to piggyback on what fucktard said...", I am going to fucking lose it.

    Seriously, Milton style.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hugh Conway View Post
    A Qualcomm Keynote
    Tell me you hacked that together and made it up. Qcom's actually not a bad company but that was pure shite
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  8. 01-17-2013, 07:43 PM #183
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    This one's cross posted from Tech Talk:
    http://www.outsideonline.com/blog/bl...l-apparel.html
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  9. 01-17-2013, 07:58 PM #184
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    Quote Originally Posted by bite me View Post
    The word I've been hating on as we have a new super-boss is "robust".
    That's so 90's. Probably coming back in style.
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    "Please cascade this email to all appropriate personnel."

    Can anyone tell me where to find the "cascade" function in Outlook?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    "Please cascade this email to all appropriate personnel."

    Can anyone tell me where to find the "cascade" function in Outlook?
    It probably looks like this = Shit rolls down hill?
    Own your fail. ~Jer~
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dantheman View Post
    "Please cascade this email to all appropriate personnel."

    Can anyone tell me where to find the "cascade" function in Outlook?

    Cascade
    The unbridled act of shooting one's semen (via ejaculation) onto a woman's breast and letting it trickle down on the lower regions of her anatomy.

    Sure thing boss. Where do you want to do this?
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    Still think "socialize" is one of my favorite douche speak words. Like "should we socialize this with legal?"
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    A guy I work with continually says "to your point". I think it borders on a nervous tick.
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    "Breakout session". Oh do you mean another fucking meeting?
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    Recently had a dude call a "Tiger Team" meeting...


    With a straight face.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw View Post
    Recently had a dude call a "Tiger Team" meeting...


    With a straight face.
    What the fuck does that mean?
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    Quote Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw View Post
    Recently had a dude call a "Tiger Team" meeting...


    With a straight face.
    tiger team? do you work for kellogg

    but also one of our older traders calls me "tiger" and " kiddo" all the time
    not biz speak
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  19. 06-27-2016, 07:51 PM #194
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    Quote Originally Posted by abraham View Post
    What the fuck does that mean?
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Tiger+team
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    Hugh Conway sucks
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    I guess stfu might be right about steel toed boots
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    We is got a good military, maybe cause some kids get to shooting sports early here.
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  20. 06-27-2016, 07:58 PM #195
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    Quote Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw View Post
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Tiger+team
    Got it:
    The latest limp-dick business euphemism for low-paid cubicle slaves working overtime (unpaid) on Boss Man's faux-important "project."
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  21. 06-27-2016, 08:01 PM #196
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    Quote Originally Posted by abraham View Post
    Got it:
    Except that your mom was there, and she never works for free.

    I even remembered my punch card and didn't get my tenth one free.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw View Post
    http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Tiger+team
    See also: penetration test
    skid luxury
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    Quote Originally Posted by baby bear View Post
    See also: penetration test
    Zing!
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    didn't read through this thread (I would kill myself if I did) but I had a boss whose go to line was "let's channel our energy…"
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    My fucking boss...thinks it's so cute...to reply to everything...with dot dot dots...then he ends the email...with dot dot dots....
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