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Thread: So how often do you tell the Misses to FUCK OFF!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper View Post
    You guys are gonna love menopause.
    Yep, its like a run away freight train down a mtn. Its fun till that stop at the bottom.

    Oar she could turn into a raving mad lunatic psychopath stupid cunt with manipulations and deceptions so convoluted even she cant keep track of them all the while trying to destroy your finances, friends and family.
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    Quote Originally Posted by montanaskier View Post
    My wife is my partner and best friend, I would never say such a thing.
    What kind of faggot doesn't tell their best friend to fuck off now and then?

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinnepa View Post
    you speak the truth....shitty deal she's going through, hopefully it's over soon............the menopause.
    Good luck w/ that. Mrs PW gave me a book in the late 90's about menopause.
    We're still dealing w/ it. The night sweats are my personal fave. Willie, our dog, and I are logging a ton of sleeping in the guest room.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Powder Ho View Post
    Good luck w/ that. Mrs PW gave me a book in the late 90's about menopause.
    We're still dealing w/ it. The night sweats are my personal fave. Willie, our dog, and I are logging a ton of sleeping in the guest room.
    We switched from a single queen-sized comforter to two singles. That way she can ditch hers when the sweats set in without roasting me.

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    Non-wife slapped me about three years ago. Chipped my front tooth so I now look like a hockey player. I love her and all but it's a 1.5k fix.

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    ^^^^She must be incredible in the rack to put up with that shit. My wife has swung at me a few times and I told her life is short when you make bad decisions.
    Never in U.S. history has the public chosen leadership this malevolent. The moral clarity of their decision is crystalline, particularly knowing how Trump will regard his slim margin as a “mandate” to do his worst. We’ve learned something about America that we didn’t know, or perhaps didn’t believe, and it’ll forever color our individual judgments of who and what we are.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottyb View Post
    Yep, its like a run away freight train down a mtn. Its fun till that stop at the bottom.

    Oar she could turn into a raving mad lunatic psychopath stupid cunt with manipulations and deceptions so convoluted even she cant keep track of them all the while trying to destroy your finances, friends and family.
    Potato, potahto.

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    When my wife looses it bad, she goes to a strange place where no words can alter her furry. The only thing that's ever truly worked is to purposely hurt myself. Banging my head on the fridge until she stopped me ended the fight quickly. Then I get to self medicate my wounds for the rest of the night without being angry. WIN/WIN

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    Never, but we have only been married 30 years, so it could still happen.

    Never been a need to, both ways. We give each other enough space to do what we want, and both appreciate it enough to know not to take advantage of each other.

    Never eperienced make up sex, though. Personally I doubt it is worth the drama.
    We have never had a fight or serious disagreement in those 30 years.

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
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    That's not normal, sorry. I'm not even convinced it's healthy. I'll buy that it's healthier than banging your head into the fridge though.

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    Quote Originally Posted by splitinbend View Post
    Banging my head on the fridge until she stopped me ended the fight quickly.

    wait, what?

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    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    wait, what?
    Exactly. WTF?
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitinbend View Post
    When my wife looses it bad, she goes to a strange place where no words can alter her furry. The only thing that's ever truly worked is to purposely hurt myself. Banging my head on the fridge until she stopped me ended the fight quickly. Then I get to self medicate my wounds for the rest of the night without being angry. WIN/WIN
    Quote Originally Posted by DBdude View Post
    wait, what?
    Quote Originally Posted by riser3 View Post
    Exactly. WTF?
    I think they let people with autism and/or Down's syndrome get married these days.

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    The closest I ever get is saying: "Jesus wife, what the hell?". And then we usually laugh.
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    I tell the wife to "fuck me" as much as possible during arguments, usually it works.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hutash View Post
    Never, but we have only been married 30 years, so it could still happen.

    Never been a need to, both ways. We give each other enough space to do what we want, and both appreciate it enough to know not to take advantage of each other.

    Never eperienced make up sex, though. Personally I doubt it is worth the drama.
    We have never had a fight or serious disagreement in those 30 years.
    +1

    and given the luck that these other jokers report having with the "fuck off" line I ain't likely to give it a try any time soon
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

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    We may not be normal, but if normal means multiple divorces, call Abbey Normal.

    I agree it is a constitutional right for Americans to be assholes...its just too bad that so many take the opportunity...
    iscariot

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    The wife told me to "get the fuck out" tonight.

    However, it wasn't in anger, it was in reply to a pretty decent dig I got in while we were shooting the shit at dinner with the kids.

    My children understand that normal people don't always agree, and that friends, especially best friends, sometimes fight... and occasionally to draw a bit of blood. I do think iceman has a point. I have met couples who never got mad at each other and always kept a smiling face until they split. Not saying Hutash and his frau will, or that most do, but as has been stated my wife and I are not just "partners" - we are closer than that (IMHO.) If it's OK to fight with your best friend or sibling why not your spouse? It's like a hurricane. It doesn't happen often, it sometimes looms on the horizon then blows over, but when it goes down it can be quite the spectacle. For an hour, a day at the most, and then it's beautiful again.

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    I just say, "What the fuck, (insert mother-in-laws name here)?" She usually laughs and we move on.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flowing alpy View Post
    dunking it all over the place I hope.
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    Quote Originally Posted by splitinbend View Post
    When my wife looses it bad, she goes to a strange place where no words can alter her furry.

    See, that's just the thing...If her furry was OK to marry, why do you now want to alter it?

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    I like it when my wife looses her furry.
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by telemike View Post
    I like it when my wife looses her furry.
    So does the local rugby club


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    So how often do you tell the Misses to FUCK OFF!!!

    Hey now!

    She wouldn't let a buncha egg chasers anywhere near her loose furry.
    I didn't believe in reincarnation when I was your age either.

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    So how often do you tell the Misses to FUCK OFF!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Grape_Ape View Post
    And you are still alive to type about it? Surprising...
    My thought to the letter.
    Been together for a little short of 14 years...
    If there is one thing I have leaned the hard way (repeating the same mistake enough times that you would think I would know better by now) is that once shit like that flies, it can't be unheard or worse, forgotten.

    OP, I feel ya...
    The girl knows the buttons, and sometimes enough is enough.
    Fortunately it's a pretty rare event.

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