So how often do you tell the Misses to FUCK OFF!!!

[splitinbend]

I think they let people with autism and/or Down's syndrome get married these days.

Your no different than me maggot. Anybody willing to subject themselves to the padded room on a regular basis is as self destructive as the other. Have you never experienced a severely intoxicated loonatic woman? It'll drive you to do things you never knew were possible.

See, that's just the thing...If her furry was OK to marry, why do you now want to alter it?

My intention is not to alter it but rather snap her back to reality. Kinda like when my dog gets on a scent, the shock collar snaps her right back into an obedient state. Fortunately after six years of marriage she's had a reduction in incidences.

[highangle]

Balla shock colla.


It had to be said.

[MagnificentUnicorn]

Your no different than me maggot. Anybody willing to subject themselves to the padded room on a regular basis is as self destructive as the other. Have you never experienced a severely intoxicated loonatic woman? It'll drive you to do things you never knew were possible.

I've been in two relationships with crazy chicks who couldn't hold their liquor, I didn't smash my head against the wall, I walked out or showed them the door.

[hutash]

There are people who just hold it in, and deperately need to tell certain people to fuck off, but just can't and it eats away inside of them. Those are the people who when they do finally lose it, lose it big.

I honestly have never had the need to tell my wife to fuck off, just hasn't happened.

[farmguy]

Hey now!

She wouldn't let a buncha egg chasers anywhere near her loose furry.

Now she's LOOSE? The egg chasers must have all ready visited her.

[Haggaz Mons]

Not ever. It falls in line with the idea that you should never tell a woman that she's crazy unless you really want to see crazy. If you want her to shut up you need to strike a deal.

Honey, I'll do that shit for you, but then I'm going out with the boys.

[wicked_sick]

I haven't yet. She's a hothead and I'm not. When she acts like a five year old, I treat her like one. You know, give her a big hug and distract her with something tasty or shiny and listen to whatever seems to be the end of her world at this particular moment. If that doesn't work she can sulk/pout for awhile till she decides she wants something tasty/shiny. Occasionally she may become combative, in which case I keep my mouth shut and let the storm run its course. Sometimes I get an apology.