Occasionally my wife pushes me a little to far. Tonight was one of those times where I had to tell her to "fuck off". Doesn't happened often, but a man can only put up with some much crap before he snaps.
Man, did that bend her out of shape. Like all girls, she has to have the last word. I gave it to her, but suggested she walk away and not push her luck.
After 35 years with her, she can still piss me off. Simply amazing.
I need to go skiing for a few months without her around.
So how do you manage to keep your cool and not get pissed like me? And if you have only been with a blow up doll, no need to reply.
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10-30-2015, 08:03 PM #1
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So how often do you tell the Misses to FUCK OFF!!!
Never in U.S. history has the public chosen leadership this malevolent. The moral clarity of their decision is crystalline, particularly knowing how Trump will regard his slim margin as a “mandate” to do his worst. We’ve learned something about America that we didn’t know, or perhaps didn’t believe, and it’ll forever color our individual judgments of who and what we are.
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10-30-2015, 08:06 PM #2
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I am not the person to answer your question. She knows exactly how to make me lose my shit.
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10-30-2015, 08:46 PM #3
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I just did this the other night. Woman was in a mood and I wasn't in the mood for a mood. She got upset that I put my dinner back in the oven since it wasn't hot. Why that would an issue is beyond me... So then she starts in about my third glass of scotch. Told her to stuff it.
It's incredible how effective that can be if you don't overuse it.
Originally Posted by Hugh Conway
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
Originally Posted by pedoherp69
Originally Posted by rokjoxx
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10-30-2015, 08:49 PM #4
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I look at my daughter and remind myself that my wife is her mom. Then I keep asking questions that tell my wife she's: a) not thinking things through; and/or b) deluding herself.
Then, I just do what I do, not approve expenditures and wait.
Or, to avoid the conversation, I start working on some shit my wife asked me to handle a few weeks ago.
Been married 17 years. Cheaper to keep her...
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10-30-2015, 08:49 PM #5
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cyclically; every month I swear it's like de javu for both of us.
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10-30-2015, 09:19 PM #6
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When a guy tells a woman to fuck off what he means is stop talking to me and get the fuck out of here because I need some serious space right now but women usually wrongly interpret 'fuck off' to mean bring it on and so they double down on whatever topic led them to be told to get fucked in the first place. I try to cut to the chase and just tell my wife that I need her to give me space immediately. That usually takes a little less time to sink in.
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10-30-2015, 09:26 PM #7
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You guys fight with your wives like siblings......or, fighting like The Shining family....then there is Stockholm Syndrome relationships, sounds like STFU is having cabin fever.., go fucking plant some bulbs for the winter.
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give people a break and laugh something off next time or make a joke instead of being personally affronted. IMO way easier than conflict.Terje was right.
"We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel
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10-30-2015, 09:48 PM #8
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I think about how much better my life is with her, than without her. Puts things in perspective.
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10-30-2015, 10:03 PM #9
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Which divorce lawyer did you hire? Originally Posted by DasBlunt
Originally Posted by Hugh Conway
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
Originally Posted by pedoherp69
Originally Posted by rokjoxx
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10-30-2015, 10:21 PM #10
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Wait - your wife needs your "approval" to buy stuff - like things that aren't a car or a second home? OK, Mr. Cleaver. Originally Posted by 54-46
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10-30-2015, 10:23 PM #11
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HAHA, golf tomorrow? 2 days of pow and groomers was awesome, now for some golf. Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
Terje was right.
"We're all kooks to somebody else." -Shelby Menzel
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10-30-2015, 10:29 PM #12
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I bet he has a cool rubber stamp for the request forms. Originally Posted by Tippster
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10-30-2015, 10:30 PM #13
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Can't tomorrow... Thanks though. Got halloween stuff with the kid and want to stack the last of the firewood. Should be awesome weather though. Where are you playing?
Originally Posted by Hugh Conway
Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper
Originally Posted by pedoherp69
Originally Posted by rokjoxx
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10-30-2015, 10:55 PM #14
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links...i want no trees which = no leaves. Originally Posted by stfu&gbtw
mountain biking is sure making my golf game great after injury....Terje was right.
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10-30-2015, 11:24 PM #15
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I used to tell the wife off when she needed it. And a few times that she didn't and paid a price. We went through all of the above at one time or another. We've settled into being a Castanza's/Waltons mix. in 20 minute spurts. After all of my work in selecting, raising and training a wife at this point I can see almost everything coming and head it off. Or maybe she has finally given up on what all brides want to do, change their husband. Pro Tip: I should have allowed her to make more mistakes of her choosing. I let her "touch up" our living room walls, at night, with a roller. Looked good at night. It pays off if played right and it's never too late to start.
A few people feel the rain. Most people just get wet.
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10-31-2015, 05:27 AM #16
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I've sworn I will keep track of this, but I never do. It's Stoopid. Originally Posted by shroom
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10-31-2015, 05:45 AM #17jgb@etree Guest
Regularly. The makeup sex is excellent.
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10-31-2015, 06:25 AM #18
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So how often do you tell the Misses to FUCK OFF!!!
These were sent to my wife yesterday via text while she badgered me about some stupid, stupid shit
1. Fuck pff
2. Let me enjoy my fuckkng drink
She did. I went home. Had some "baby time" which is what one of the kids called our time behind closed doors a few years ago, a drink, went to the kid's football game and then to see a band.
She apparently got the message.
(She puts up with a lot of my shit, as those of you that know us can attest, and is a great wife)
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10-31-2015, 06:44 AM #19
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Happens once a month maybe a little more round here. I'm an asshole. She puts up with my moods. Hasn't divorced me yet. Young kids at my age are rough adds tension sometimes for sure.
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10-31-2015, 07:59 AM #20
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That's pretty good. I finally learned something like that - took a couple marriages though. Originally Posted by uglymoney
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10-31-2015, 08:06 AM #21
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Originally Posted by shroom
Gee I wonder what could be going on. Originally Posted by Skidog
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10-31-2015, 08:14 AM #22
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I guess I was a little buzzed to have posted this thread and hence that explains my lack of patience. Still, why do people need to poke the bear??
Never in U.S. history has the public chosen leadership this malevolent. The moral clarity of their decision is crystalline, particularly knowing how Trump will regard his slim margin as a “mandate” to do his worst. We’ve learned something about America that we didn’t know, or perhaps didn’t believe, and it’ll forever color our individual judgments of who and what we are.
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10-31-2015, 08:15 AM #23
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i'm pretty sure telling my spanser to fuck off
is gonna adversely affect my skiing and fishin addictions
so i don't"When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
"I find I have already had my reward, in the doing of the thing" - Buzz Holmstrom
"THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
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10-31-2015, 08:17 AM #24
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I just interrupt her with "show me yer tits."
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10-31-2015, 08:18 AM #25
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Looks like you and I had a very similar night last night... However, I wished I would have left it at Fuck Off... She got me so worked up that I ended up throwing in "you have put weight on"... She was in the wrong last night, but today I have to do the apologizing as the things I said should not have been said.. I got back this AM from working out with my trainer and she was already gone... No doubt with her girlfriends telling them what an A-hole I am... Originally Posted by liv2ski
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