Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

[stfu&gbtw]

This was, conceivably, not this dude's first day playing guitar.

[TomCrac]

Probably a repeat but hey, I got a life. Might have missed it.

More commercials need to be like this!

[TNKen]

The spruce on the left side at about .41 looked a little tight.

[Gepeto]

Fur sher

[jm2e]

Looked more like CGI to me.

[narc]

Tree dodging aside, the lift:drag ratio of those things makes being that close to the ground insane on its own. Pull-up and stall.

[Tippster]

Yummy. Good find.

[wooley12]

Don't try this at home. Professional drivers on a closed course. Not.

https://www.facebook.com/BlackJourne...1189858564480/

[raisingarizona13]

Don't try this at home. Professional drivers on a closed course. Not.

https://www.facebook.com/BlackJourne...1189858564480/

That kicks ass.

[iceman]

Don't try this at home. Professional drivers on a closed course. Not.

https://www.facebook.com/BlackJourne...1189858564480/

Whoa. That guy's not gonna last too long.

[guroo270]

Whoa. That guy's not gonna last too long.

It was nice of him to slow down at first so the cop got a nice look at his license plate.

[sb]

Wot cood go rong

[maddad]

I'd rather dodge trees in a flying squirrel suit.

[huckbucket]

I laughed.

[sb]

[Tippster]

Another "Surfer Girl:"

[wooley12]

Awww. It's been Photoshopped. Suit? was added?

[MontuckyFried]

It was nice of him to slow down at first so the cop got a nice look at his license plate.

Oh, I HIGHLY doubt his plate was visible. I've known plenty of bikers who had license plate flippers. Some motorized, some manual. It can sometimes be incredibly easy to blast off from the cops in a big city if you have a fast bike. No Crown Vic's can hang with that, nor can the new fleets of police Explorers and Tahoes. "Buh-bye!"

Stuff like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1SXOLNa3n4

[sb]

MMCP

[guroo270]

Oh, I HIGHLY doubt his plate was visible. I've known plenty of bikers who had license plate flippers. Some motorized, some manual. It can sometimes be incredibly easy to blast off from the cops in a big city if you have a fast bike. No Crown Vic's can hang with that, nor can the new fleets of police Explorers and Tahoes. "Buh-bye!"

Stuff like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1SXOLNa3n4

Very familiar with all of that, but I doubt that was the case in this one as he was just cruising and then wondering wtf the cop was pulling him over for, then decided to bolt. And you might be surprised how much faster radio is than a bike, and you get picked up on by a cop on one of those 1600cc slow looking bimmers and you are fucking toast.

Heard about a guy that ran and was doing 130 on an onramp when a BMW bike cop pulled alongside him and asked him to please pull over.

Other than that, I do realize that probably about half of counties have rules in place not to pursue in high speed chases. In quite a few places, if you go over 100, you can expect them to turn off their lights and continue their day. It's important to know your area's SOP if you plan to do shit like that.

[jm2e]

Bored lesbians are boring.

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Saw this one parked over the weekend
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[Timberridge]

Re: the lesbians. Happens a lot. They get stuck. Pressing two wet vaginas together creates a suction effect.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Makes for a wonderful sound effect when you get them apart.
"Lollipop, lollipop, ooh wawa lollipop. Lollipop!..."

[narc]

Makes for a wonderful sound effect when you get them apart.
"Lollipop, lollipop, ooh wawa lollipop. Lollipop!..."

Like pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich