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Thread: Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

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    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    watch out for snakes

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    I see hydraulic turtles.

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    watch out for snakes

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    watch out for snakes

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    whew!

    Last edited by scottyb; 09-16-2015 at 11:02 AM.
    watch out for snakes

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    Reality television show featuring the Whistler Village apres ski scene and Lindsey Dyer

    http://unofficialnetworks.com/2015/0...about-whistler
    Last edited by RaisingArizona; 09-16-2015 at 07:46 PM.

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    ^^That's one ugly chair.

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    There's a chair in that picture?
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Woman who burned boyfriend's penis with hair straighteners as punishment for cheating gets suspended jail sentence

    A woman who reportedly burned her boyfriend’s penis with hair straighteners as an agreed punishment for cheating on her has received a suspended jail sentence.

    Bronwyn Joy Parker, 22, from Mount Baker, Australia, pleaded guilty to giving her boyfriend's genitalia third degree burns, NT News reported.

    District Court Judge Paul Muscat said: “His penis will be scarred for life and he will suffer from a number of issues, including the proper function of his penis, not to mention the cosmetic and psychological problems associated with the scarring to such a sensitive site.”

    He added that Parker’s crime was one of the “most unusual” he had ever encountered.

    Parker had applied the hair straighteners for only a few seconds, telling police she thought it would feel like sunburn.

    She said: “To start off with, it looked brown around the outside and it didn’t look too bad. It just looked like a cooked piece of meat.”

    The victim suffered third degree burns to each side of the shaft of his penis requiring treatment in the Burns Unit of the Royal Adelaide Hospital.

    The court heard that the pair met over Facebook and had a tumultuous relationship.

    “You regularly abused him, including physically, if you suspected, or, if he admitted to being unfaithful to you,” said Judge Muscat.

    “You were particularly jealous of his association with his ex-girlfriend.”

    The troubled relationship reached a stage where the couple agreed that if the victim did ever cheat on her, he would let her burn his testicles with the hair straighteners....
    Quote Originally Posted by Downbound Train View Post
    And there will come a day when our ancestors look back...........

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    Quote Originally Posted by PNWbrit View Post
    A woman who reportedly burned her boyfriend’s penis with hair straighteners as an agreed punishment for cheating on her
    Wait. Agreed? What?

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    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    There's a chair in that picture?
    Somebody should do a search online for how many times "There's a ____ in that picture?" joke has been done.

    100,000+?

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    Wow, Lindsey did not take long to jump the shark. What a shame.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philth View Post
    Wow, Lindsey did not take long to jump the shark. What a shame.
    I didn't want to be the one to say that but........ Hopefully she got paid a lot.
    Last edited by RaisingArizona; 09-16-2015 at 10:32 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Deebased View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by philth View Post
    Wow, Lindsey did not take long to jump the shark. What a shame.
    Wait, what? I think i missed something.

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    Quote Originally Posted by philth View Post
    Wow, Lindsey did not take long to jump the shark. What a shame.
    Hate to say it 'cause I like the gal personally, but yeah.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tippster View Post
    Wait, what? I think i missed something.
    Lynsey Dyer in that horrible looking Whistler reality show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottyb View Post
    push
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    harder
    Was very tempted to include the GIF.
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."

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    Quote Originally Posted by guroo270 View Post
    Was very tempted to include the GIF.
    What gif? Sounds interesting. Please include it here for the rest of us.
    Because rich has nothing to do with money.

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    Just go back a page. You can't miss this shit.
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."

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    Quote Originally Posted by guroo270 View Post
    Was very tempted to include the GIF.
    Thx4not, wuz going for the ironing.

    here is a rabbit hole furr ya

    http://anal-lesbians.tumblr.com/

    Note; if you backtrack aways you will find pics of Tom Bradys ball warmer.
    Last edited by scottyb; 09-17-2015 at 07:32 AM.
    watch out for snakes

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    i really don't get the whole cosplay thing
    but i'm totally down w/ tacos
    "When the child was a child it waited patiently for the first snow and it still does"- Van "The Man" Morrison
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    "THIS IS WHAT WE DO"-AML -ski on in eternal peace
    "I have posted in here but haven't read it carefully with my trusty PoliAsshat antenna on."-DipshitDanno

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    Quote Originally Posted by guroo270 View Post
    Was very tempted to include the GIF.
    Let's just leave it at this:
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    Aim for the chopping block. If you aim for the wood, you will have nothing. Aim past the wood, aim through the wood.</p>

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