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Reality television show featuring the Whistler Village apres ski scene and Lindsey Dyer
http://unofficialnetworks.com/2015/0...about-whistler
Last edited by RaisingArizona; 09-16-2015 at 07:46 PM.
^^That's one ugly chair.
Woman who burned boyfriend's penis with hair straighteners as punishment for cheating gets suspended jail sentence
A woman who reportedly burned her boyfriend’s penis with hair straighteners as an agreed punishment for cheating on her has received a suspended jail sentence.
Bronwyn Joy Parker, 22, from Mount Baker, Australia, pleaded guilty to giving her boyfriend's genitalia third degree burns, NT News reported.
District Court Judge Paul Muscat said: “His penis will be scarred for life and he will suffer from a number of issues, including the proper function of his penis, not to mention the cosmetic and psychological problems associated with the scarring to such a sensitive site.”
He added that Parker’s crime was one of the “most unusual” he had ever encountered.
Parker had applied the hair straighteners for only a few seconds, telling police she thought it would feel like sunburn.
She said: “To start off with, it looked brown around the outside and it didn’t look too bad. It just looked like a cooked piece of meat.”
The victim suffered third degree burns to each side of the shaft of his penis requiring treatment in the Burns Unit of the Royal Adelaide Hospital.
The court heard that the pair met over Facebook and had a tumultuous relationship.
“You regularly abused him, including physically, if you suspected, or, if he admitted to being unfaithful to you,” said Judge Muscat.
“You were particularly jealous of his association with his ex-girlfriend.”
The troubled relationship reached a stage where the couple agreed that if the victim did ever cheat on her, he would let her burn his testicles with the hair straighteners....
Wow, Lindsey did not take long to jump the shark. What a shame.
"One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
Just go back a page. You can't miss this shit.
"One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
Thx4not, wuz going for the ironing.
here is a rabbit hole furr ya
http://anal-lesbians.tumblr.com/
Note; if you backtrack aways you will find pics of Tom Bradys ball warmer.
Last edited by scottyb; 09-17-2015 at 07:32 AM.
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i really don't get the whole cosplay thing
but i'm totally down w/ tacos
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