'14/'15 Magic Shitshow aka Everybody's an Expert thread

[BigDaddy]

I'm tweaking a recipe for an "imperial" red. 8% sounds about right for this crowd.

8's my lucky number, sailor... oh wait, that sounds really bad.

Conehead is great, too.

DoWork, with all this beer, we'll have enough suds for a bonafide SoVT beer festival. Are you going to promote the fest in a separate thread, or keep it in house, low key? I doubt it'll get too out of hand, and it's nice to open it up to other new maggots. Shit, it's how I met most of you dirt bags in the first place.

[DoWork]

Can I say that I'm just glad we parlayed this shenanigannery into some stokified talk of Ullrfest? Me and the lil lady were already talking about what to make for the food table. I guess it really is time to start up the Ullrfest thread soon!! I'll probably do it next week sometime so start thinking, people!!

[MMP]

can i fight harry potter on the binky-BF undercard?

[BigDaddy]

can i fight harry potter on the binky-BF undercard?

You actually going to grace us with your presence or just threatening?

And who's Harry Potter?

[MMP]

sorry , i thought this was the magic thread

[DoWork]

sorry , i thought this was the magic thread

Aaaaahahaha... Only if when (not if) you kick his ass he's never allowed to over-tele under the lift again. He should be required by law to lock it down for life. My eyes still hurt from the strain of rolling them after watching that guy try so fucking hard to make everyone care that he teles.

[DoWork]

DoWork, with all this beer, we'll have enough suds for a bonafide SoVT beer festival. Are you going to promote the fest in a separate thread, or keep it in house, low key? I doubt it'll get too out of hand, and it's nice to open it up to other new maggots. Shit, it's how I met most of you dirt bags in the first place.

Hell yeah man, and yes- I'll definitely start another thread for it. Ullrfest is 100% all-inclusive and I don't want just "magic people" to feel like they're invited. It's totally an "anybody from anywhere" kind of thing and that needs to be crystal clear. I mean hell, Captain Awesome comes from what, Delaware?? Also I remember *I believe* Pow 7 coming from the West Cast for it one year... Shit's bananas. Bananas I say. This year should be a big'un too. I can already feel the stoke building. I'm hoping we can get more people to commit to bringing food, last year's food table was kind of sad and a lot of the grub didn't make an appearance until super late (which was awesome but still... we've got to have a fkn buffet to make Ullr proud!) we even had a few vegetarian friends go home without so much as a bite of food... Ullr was not pleased. That simply cannot happen again.

I can't wait. Also the last official Magic volunteer tree work day coincides with Ullrfest again this year, making it the most karma-building single day on the calendar. I already can't wait to high-five the crews from up north, the guys from down south, and all those peeps from the east and the west over some heady brews, awesome food, some sweet ski stoke, the ever-present ice luge and of course the Reggae Shark.

[MMP]

Aaaaahahaha... Only if when (not if) you kick his ass he's never allowed to over-tele under the lift again. He should be required by law to lock it down for life. My eyes still hurt from the strain of rolling them after watching that guy try so fucking hard to make everyone care that he teles.

that is hilarious. and for the record, it was the black lift, on hocus pocus. ahahahahahah

if you're going to throw down, Red Line

[MyNameIsAugustWest]

sorry , i thought this was the magic thread

Awesome. Big laughs in the office. Co-workers convinced I'm insane.

[RustyGroomer]

Aaaaahahaha... Only if when (not if) you kick his ass he's never allowed to over-tele under the lift again. He should be required by law to lock it down for life. My eyes still hurt from the strain of rolling them after watching that guy try so fucking hard to make everyone care that he teles.

I'm not so sure we want him on the lock it down team either. Jesus that guy tele'z. He should snowboard.

MMP is jealous he makes 14 turns for every 1 of his.

[RustyGroomer]

Can we get some big gold scissors? I think we should.

[Binky]

Stupid question: what time do things generally get rolling at Ullr? I want to attend this year, regardless of curb-stomping threats, but I won't be able to stay the whole night due to kids, etc. I figure I could come up with the wife, deliver some fresh seafood and Rhode Island craft brew, drink a lil' bit, and make the drive home (or the wife could drive me home...).

[Gepeto]

ok Buttah; mondo mia culpa performed.
This rumble could be just the undercard to 16BBI.
Are you man enough to step up to the challenge or you gonna be stuck just over the rise?

Time to come on out from under your rock

[BigDaddy]

sorry , i thought this was the magic thread

In that case, you're probably better off paired with Hermione.



Yes, food was great last year. Hoping StuckinBrooklyn comes again and grills pizza. Neufox's sashimi was pretty killer, too.

It'll be hard to top, but I'm game to try. Capt. Awesome's bacon is reason enough to attend, but Peruvians pig is to die for!

[DoWork]

Stupid question: what time do things generally get rolling at Ullr? I want to attend this year, regardless of curb-stomping threats, but I won't be able to stay the whole night due to kids, etc. I figure I could come up with the wife, deliver some fresh seafood and Rhode Island craft brew, drink a lil' bit, and make the drive home (or the wife could drive me home...).

Dude get a room nearby and stay up, what the hell are you thinking?!?? Put those feelers out first for sure. Should be plenty of places to stay, as lots of magic people will be coming up for the work day.

[Peruvian]

can i fight harry potter on the binky-BF undercard?

Fuk off. I'd take you down in one swing of my wand.

[DoWork]

ok Buttah; mondo mia culpa performed.
This rumble could be just the undercard to 16BBI.
Are you man enough to step up to the challenge or you gonna be stuck just over the rise?

Time to come on out from under your rock

Dude I just want all that passive aggressive stuff to go away. Buttah is a good guy irl who has always been happy to hook me up and been fun to ski with and it makes me feel weird when people egg this stuff on. I mean, I get the hair triggers and all that jazz- it's summer... But we need to let this stuff go. Hell, Rusty and Buttah skied last year and shook hands, etc. Ullr would not be pleased if we were to let that regress back to summer spat status as if that was even based in reality.


I say we all go to Ullr and everybody has a good time... Except for Harry Potter. Fuck that guy. I'll bring my own curb to be able to stomp that tool properly.

[Vt-Freeheel]

Hell yeah man, and yes- I'll definitely start another thread for it. Ullrfest is 100% all-inclusive and I don't want just "magic people" to feel like they're invited.

[RustyGroomer]

I'm offended!! Actually I laughed. Good timing for a classic.

[Gepeto]

as if this was ever based in reality.

FIFY

Do you actually think if he summons the cajones to show there'd be a throw down?

This could be a coup de grace Greg!

Have you got the salsa or not!

I'll send a limo...

Except for Harry Potter. Fuck that guy. I'll bring my own curb to be able to stomp that tool properly.

Don't have a clue and no time to drill, so catch me up sometime. Two machete's are better than one. Get after it.

[Timberridge]

Hell, Rusty and Buttah skied last year and shook hands, etc.

I gave Rusty a bro-hug.

[BigDaddy]

Fuk off. I'd take you down in one swing of my wand.

Ok....Peru=HP. That's funny

[RustyGroomer]

I gave Rusty a bro-hug.

Never forget it. Beautiful.

Ok....Peru=HP. That's funny

Nope. Don't try to understand. If you see a tele skier that looks so far beyond ghey (not MMP), it's him. He also somehow shows up 1st on powder days making the line up super uncomfortable.

[DoWork]

Ok....Peru=HP. That's funny

Nope! Peruvian can actually ski. I seented it with my own eyes!!


HP is a super whiny douchegeyser that skis at Magic sometimes who is the most annoying tele skier of all time. Stereotypical "thinks everyone cares he teles" type. MMP hates the guy with a burning passion normally reserved for SpeedBear Passholders at Stratton. One of the bartenders nearly beat the guy up once too.

[Peruvian]

Nope. Don't try to understand. If you see a tele skier that looks so far beyond ghey (not MMP), it's him. He also somehow shows up 1st on powder days making the line up super uncomfortable.

IDK - that sure sounds like me.