Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

[iscariot]

A solid diet of cats and garbage makes for a nice, shiny coat.

Not good, usually a sign of illness, probably incipient rabies, could be Kuru.

You guys seriously need to scientifically study coyotes more, and stop relying on urban myths, hearsay, and wives tails.

[irul&ublo]

...not a hair out of place

Hmmm. May not be a coyote. Have you seen him drinking piña coladas at Trader Vic's?


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[splat]

....wives tails.

Worthless without pics.

[Plainview]

You guys seriously need to scientifically study coyotes more, and stop relying on urban myths, hearsay, and wives tails.

So you're saying that they don't eat cats and garbage, or that eating cats and garbage doesn't make their coats shiny?

[Skistack]

They take care of yippy dog problems too.

We had one go over a 6' fence down the street to munch on a poodle.

[splat]

[TomCrac]

A solid diet of cats and garbage makes for a nice, shiny coat.

I've eaten lots of pussy and lots of garbage, my coat is not that shiny.

[iceman]

You guys seriously need to scientifically study coyotes more, and stop relying on urban myths, hearsay, and wives tails.

Yeah we're not gonna do that, why don't you just tell us your point?

[iceman]

Holy shit this why we have language:

I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…

I mean, I agree.

[shafty85]

"Police said the confiscated over $10,000 in cash, five crack pipes and a baby alligator."

A baby alligator...

[MakersTeleMark]

Holy shit this why we have language:

I don’t care what the police say. The tickets are solid gold… it ain’t cut up two by fours I spray painted gold. And it was Jesus who give them to me behind the KFC and said to sell them so I could get me some money to go to outer space. I met an alien named Stevie who said if I got the cash together he’d take me and my wife on his flying saucer to his planet that’s made entirely of crack cocaine. You can smoke all the crack cocaine there you want… totally free. So, try to send an innocent man to jail and see what happens. You should arrest Jesus because he’s the one that gave me the golden tickets and said to sell them. I’m willing to wear a wire and set Jesus up…

I mean, I agree.

Reminds me of Jose Smith.

[guroo270]

No one arrested the Catholic church when they sold tickets to heaven.

[grinch]

Maybe it's just the kardashian proportion, but is that Jenner's doc unwinding after a loong day in the OR?

[frorider]

...

[Todds]

UPDATE: This story turned out to be an April Fool’s joke, and unfortunately we fell for it. The story, which several other websites also reported as fact, originated on March 31 with the website Stuppid.com, and the photos of the fictional “Tito and Amanda Watts” came from this 2011 collection of bizarre mug shots. We apologize for publishing false information and regret this error.

http://jacksonville.suntimes.com/jax...ickets-heaven/

[Obstruction]

Hey Eddy Money fell for it 35 years ago.

UPDATE: This story turned out to be an April Fool’s joke, and unfortunately we fell for it. The story, which several other websites also reported as fact, originated on March 31 with the website Stuppid.com, and the photos of the fictional “Tito and Amanda Watts” came from this 2011 collection of bizarre mug shots. We apologize for publishing false information and regret this error.

http://jacksonville.suntimes.com/jax...ickets-heaven/

[splat]

That is what passes for journalism these days. Cut and paste bullshit and corporate pr.
No verification as to the credibility of the information, it's all just page filler and propaganda.

[Tippster]

Is that Farrah Faucett?

That is what passes for journalism these days. Cut and paste bullshit and corporate pr.
No verification as to the credibility of the information, it's all just page filler and propaganda.

Umm... you (re)posted it and aren't you a journalist?

[TomCrac]

when Steve Austin "shot" her in the back.

[Tippster]

Here's to swimmin' with bow-legged women!



Despite her being rail-thin I find her quite fetching.

[rod9301]

Well yeah...she's a woman.

[splat]

Is that Farrah Faucett?


Umm... you (re)posted it and aren't you a journalist?

That's the problem with how people interpret journalism - not all postings and blogs qualify as journalistic endeavors.
However, that article appeared in a newspaper. But if I can post on reuters and get a paycheck, fukkin sign me up, son!

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