Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

[riser4]

I can't stop laughing. My family is started to worry.

[The AD]

She is a breeder if there ever was one. Wow.

I believe the word you're looking for is "zaftig."

[TNKen]

This thread needs a lift--A repeat, but....

[Caucasian Asian]

There's a guy in Airdrie that has a bike like this. Except that it's not a bike, it's a trike. And it has a SBC V8. It's kinda lame.

[splat]

I guess that's what you do if you find a '57 chevy with a wrecked front end...

[smartyiak]

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back
NEWS IN BRIEF • Health • Fitness • Lifestyle • ISSUE 51•05 • Feb 6, 2015


ROCHESTER, MN—In an effort to help working individuals improve their fitness and well-being, experts at the Mayo Clinic issued a new set of health guidelines Thursday recommending that Americans stand up at their desk, leave their office, and never return. “Many Americans spend a minimum of eight hours per day sitting in an office, but we observed significant physical and mental health benefits in subjects after just one instance of standing up, walking out the door, and never coming back to their place of work again,” said researcher Claudine Sparks, who explained that those who implemented the practice in their lives reported an improvement in mood and reduced stress that lasted for the remainder of the day, and which appeared to persist even into subsequent weeks. “We encourage Americans to experiment with stretching their legs by strolling across their office and leaving all their responsibilities behind forever just one time to see how much better they feel. People tend to become more productive, motivated, and happy almost immediately. We found that you can also really get the blood flowing by pairing this activity with hurling your staff ID across the parking lot.” Sparks added that Americans could maximize positive effects by using their lunch break to walk until nothing looks familiar anymore and your old life is a distant memory.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/hea...k-leavi,37957/

[Obstruction]

Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back
NEWS IN BRIEF • Health • Fitness • Lifestyle • ISSUE 51•05 • Feb 6, 2015


ROCHESTER, MN—In an effort to help working individuals improve their fitness and well-being, experts at the Mayo Clinic issued a new set of health guidelines Thursday recommending that Americans stand up at their desk, leave their office, and never return. “Many Americans spend a minimum of eight hours per day sitting in an office, but we observed significant physical and mental health benefits in subjects after just one instance of standing up, walking out the door, and never coming back to their place of work again,” said researcher Claudine Sparks, who explained that those who implemented the practice in their lives reported an improvement in mood and reduced stress that lasted for the remainder of the day, and which appeared to persist even into subsequent weeks. “We encourage Americans to experiment with stretching their legs by strolling across their office and leaving all their responsibilities behind forever just one time to see how much better they feel. People tend to become more productive, motivated, and happy almost immediately. We found that you can also really get the blood flowing by pairing this activity with hurling your staff ID across the parking lot.” Sparks added that Americans could maximize positive effects by using their lunch break to walk until nothing looks familiar anymore and your old life is a distant memory.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/hea...k-leavi,37957/

I can attest to the efficacy of this therapy! I did it a month ago and not only is my back greatly improved and I'm sleeping better but the huge pain in the balls that I had been experiencing is gone.

[Edgnar]

This belongs here:


More like it here: http://anonhq.com/10-graphic-yet-awe...culture-shame/

[sb]

hmmmmmmm, cookies

[riser4]

I guess that's what you do if you find a '57 chevy with a wrecked front end...

Bet that sucks in a heavy cross wind.

[iscariot]

hmmmmmmm, cookies

The cookies do look tasty...but what does a naked post-op tranny have to do with baked goods.

[splat]

[sb]

becuz

[stompinlines]

How to make a subway sub

[huckbucket]

How to make a subway sub

I have no idea why, but I was bustin up laughing!

[stompinlines]

Its the cucumber.

Nobody puts cucumber on a sandwich.

[ultoor]

boobies are everywhere

[sb]

I have no idea why, but I was bustin up laughing!

It means yor insane.





I lafft two.

[stuckathuntermtn]

becuz

Om nom nom

[TomCrac]

Must, Not, Let, Photoshop, kill me.

[PassTheDutchie]

[Crock]

[guroo270]

When anal beads no longer get your rocks off?

[iscariot]

What a pain in the ass...

[PB]

Cool piercing, dude.