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    Quote Originally Posted by ShoNuff View Post
    I can't stop laughing. My family is started to worry.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ShoNuff View Post


    She is a breeder if there ever was one. Wow.
    I believe the word you're looking for is "zaftig."

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    This thread needs a lift--A repeat, but....

    In order to properly convert this thread to a polyasshat thread to more fully enrage the liberal left frequenting here...... (insert latest democratic blunder of your choice).

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    There's a guy in Airdrie that has a bike like this. Except that it's not a bike, it's a trike. And it has a SBC V8. It's kinda lame.
    It doesn't matter if you're a king or a little street sweeper...
    ...sooner or later you'll dance with the reaper
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    Quote Originally Posted by St. Jerry View Post
    The other morning I was awoken to "Daddy, my fart fell on the floor"
    Kaz is my co-pilot

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    I guess that's what you do if you find a '57 chevy with a wrecked front end...

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    Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back
    NEWS IN BRIEF • Health • Fitness • Lifestyle • ISSUE 51•05 • Feb 6, 2015


    ROCHESTER, MN—In an effort to help working individuals improve their fitness and well-being, experts at the Mayo Clinic issued a new set of health guidelines Thursday recommending that Americans stand up at their desk, leave their office, and never return. “Many Americans spend a minimum of eight hours per day sitting in an office, but we observed significant physical and mental health benefits in subjects after just one instance of standing up, walking out the door, and never coming back to their place of work again,” said researcher Claudine Sparks, who explained that those who implemented the practice in their lives reported an improvement in mood and reduced stress that lasted for the remainder of the day, and which appeared to persist even into subsequent weeks. “We encourage Americans to experiment with stretching their legs by strolling across their office and leaving all their responsibilities behind forever just one time to see how much better they feel. People tend to become more productive, motivated, and happy almost immediately. We found that you can also really get the blood flowing by pairing this activity with hurling your staff ID across the parking lot.” Sparks added that Americans could maximize positive effects by using their lunch break to walk until nothing looks familiar anymore and your old life is a distant memory.

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/hea...k-leavi,37957/
    It makes perfect sense...until you think about it.

    I suspect there's logic behind the madness, but I'm too dumb to see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by smartyiak View Post
    Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back
    NEWS IN BRIEF • Health • Fitness • Lifestyle • ISSUE 51•05 • Feb 6, 2015


    ROCHESTER, MN—In an effort to help working individuals improve their fitness and well-being, experts at the Mayo Clinic issued a new set of health guidelines Thursday recommending that Americans stand up at their desk, leave their office, and never return. “Many Americans spend a minimum of eight hours per day sitting in an office, but we observed significant physical and mental health benefits in subjects after just one instance of standing up, walking out the door, and never coming back to their place of work again,” said researcher Claudine Sparks, who explained that those who implemented the practice in their lives reported an improvement in mood and reduced stress that lasted for the remainder of the day, and which appeared to persist even into subsequent weeks. “We encourage Americans to experiment with stretching their legs by strolling across their office and leaving all their responsibilities behind forever just one time to see how much better they feel. People tend to become more productive, motivated, and happy almost immediately. We found that you can also really get the blood flowing by pairing this activity with hurling your staff ID across the parking lot.” Sparks added that Americans could maximize positive effects by using their lunch break to walk until nothing looks familiar anymore and your old life is a distant memory.

    http://www.theonion.com/articles/hea...k-leavi,37957/
    I can attest to the efficacy of this therapy! I did it a month ago and not only is my back greatly improved and I'm sleeping better but the huge pain in the balls that I had been experiencing is gone.
    Damn, we're in a tight spot!

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    This belongs here:


    More like it here: http://anonhq.com/10-graphic-yet-awe...culture-shame/

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    hmmmmmmm, cookies
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    I guess that's what you do if you find a '57 chevy with a wrecked front end...
    Bet that sucks in a heavy cross wind.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottyb View Post
    hmmmmmmm, cookies
    The cookies do look tasty...but what does a naked post-op tranny have to do with baked goods.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Socialist View Post
    They have socalized healthcare up in canada. The whole country is 100% full of pot smoking pro-athlete alcoholics.

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    becuz
    watch out for snakes

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    How to make a subway sub



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    Quote Originally Posted by stompinlines View Post
    How to make a subway sub



    I have no idea why, but I was bustin up laughing!

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    Its the cucumber.

    Nobody puts cucumber on a sandwich.

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    boobies are everywhere

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    Quote Originally Posted by huckbucket View Post
    I have no idea why, but I was bustin up laughing!

    It means yor insane.





    I lafft two.
    watch out for snakes

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottyb View Post
    becuz
    Om nom nom
    No longer stuck.

    Quote Originally Posted by stuckathuntermtn View Post
    Just an uneducated guess.

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    Must, Not, Let, Photoshop, kill me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeStrummer
    The universe that is a vehicle is a funny and delicate thing. I fucked my wife in the back seat of our Saab in the parking lot before a Social D / Superchunk show at Red Rocks. After that the radio never worked again.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PassTheDutchie View Post


    When anal beads no longer get your rocks off?
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."

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    Quote Originally Posted by PassTheDutchie View Post
    What a pain in the ass...
    Quote Originally Posted by Socialist View Post
    They have socalized healthcare up in canada. The whole country is 100% full of pot smoking pro-athlete alcoholics.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PassTheDutchie View Post


    Cool piercing, dude.

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