'14/'15 Magic Shitshow aka Everybody's an Expert thread

[Benny Profane]

Apparently my comments about Magic being essentially unknown in the Albany area have gotten some attention. Next time I'm up there I'm getting a box of rack cards and shop forms to distribute at the area ski/outdoor shops. It's a small effort but certainly can't hurt and it gives me the opportunity to talk up the mountain with the people that can influence their customers. Magic does have an industry discount available and getting the techs out on a good snow day is well worth the effort.

Anyone else interested/willing to do the same in their area should contact Carrie or Connor in the back office (or at the BLT bar). I'm looking at you MNIAW, MMP, DW...

Why would they go over there with Gore closer?

[Binky]

Cards I never knew existed.

Prices and days don't seem current. Is that something Magic is okay distributing?

[Magicsnowboard]

Prices and days don't seem current. Is that something Magic is okay distributing?

They may have newer ones

[RustyGroomer]

Hadn't noticed that. My fault. Let's hope there's a current one. Who's skiing this weekend?

[MyNameIsAugustWest]

Anyone else interested/willing to do the same in their area should contact Carrie or Connor in the back office (or at the BLT bar). I'm looking at you MNIAW, MMP, DW...

You lookin' at me?

Why would they go over there with Gore closer?

Uhhh, because Gore sucks balls? Sorry Radam...

Had a pass there for 3 seasons and was bored to tears.

Hadn't noticed that. My fault. Let's hope there's a current one. Who's skiing this weekend?

Not me, I'm just going to sit at my computer and type about it.

[Aldo]

Why would they go over there with Gore closer?

I would have thought a guy like yourself would agree that variety is the spice of life, no?

[radam]

Cards I never knew existed.

75% snowmaking? Cool!

[RustyGroomer]

Not me, I'm just going to sit at my computer and type about it.

Stoke! I'm skiing. Look for me. I'll have skis, boots, & poles w/me. I wear a jacket.

[clubhousebmx]

That's cool and all but I would be much more inclined to come to Magic if the rack cards had more rack...

[Benny Profane]

I would have thought a guy like yourself would agree that variety is the spice of life, no?

True. That's why I'm out west in a week.

[BigDaddy]

That's cool and all but I would be much more inclined to come to Magic if the rack cards had more rack...

Now that's a "rack" card!


RG- I laughed...

[MMP]

Stoke! I'm skiing. Look for me. I'll have skis, boots, & poles w/me. I wear a jacket.

I have a smith helmet. Ask for change!!

[DoWork]

Hadn't noticed that. My fault. Let's hope there's a current one. Who's skiing this weekend?

I'm gonna be in teh dormzz this weekend.

Big push going on up there to open stuff too so that's cool. Should be a really fun weekend!

[RustyGroomer]

I'm gonna be in teh dormzz this weekend.

Nice! We might need a Trailside RC. Early lapz before breakfast i'm thinking? We have guests so i'm committed to a monster breakfast @ some point. Looks warmer. Can't wait.

[MMP]

That's cool and all but I would be much more inclined to come to Magic if the rack cards had more rack...

please move the ""modification" to cover the pricing. Problem solved. It's what I do.

[MMP]

teh dormzz !

Thats the spirit MANG!

[Binky]

Thats the spirit MANG!

Wait, wut? DW, is that you were discussing last season?

[kokomas]

i'll be back

[DoWork]

Wait, wut? DW, is that you were discussing last season?

Nah, just up at Tside this weekend for a change of scenery.


I wish tho haha... That would be 'sofa king' status.

[DoWork]

Apparently my comments about Magic being essentially unknown in the Albany area have gotten some attention. Next time I'm up there I'm getting a box of rack cards and shop forms to distribute at the area ski/outdoor shops. It's a small effort but certainly can't hurt and it gives me the opportunity to talk up the mountain with the people that can influence their customers. Magic does have an industry discount available and getting the techs out on a good snow day is well worth the effort.

Anyone else interested/willing to do the same in their area should contact Carrie or Connor in the back office (or at the BLT bar). I'm looking at you MNIAW, MMP, DW...

I'm in for this as well, I'll grab a stack and get them to all my area ski shops at the very least.

[Harvey44]

Why would they go over there with Gore closer?

I'm definitely getting to Magic. I heard they have breasts there.

[GetAmped]

New slogan:

Ski Magic. It's the breastest.

[DoWork]

I'm definitely getting to Magic. I heard they have breasts there.

It's true. We're the breast.

[Timberridge]

"Sure, we may not have the snowmaking of nearby Okemo, the haute couture of Stratton, or the terrain parks of Mt. Snow. But you know what Magic's got that these other area's don't? Breasts...big, jiggly breasts. Just learning to ski? Take a run down A-Cup over to the Training Bra learning area. From there its just a short walk over the hand bridge to the renamed Big Lovely Tits bar. After a nip or two at the BLT, perhaps you're yearning for something more challenging? Take a ride up the Underwire lift and motorboat over to Double D's Glade, one of New England's signature bump runs. Done for the day? Don't forget to stop by the gift shop and pick up a " I Tittyfucked Double D's at Magic Mtn" bumper sticker."

[Binky]

"Sure, we may not have the snowmaking of nearby Okemo, the haute couture of Stratton, or the terrain parks of Mt. Snow. But you know what Magic's got that these other area's don't? Breasts...big, jiggly breasts. Just learning to ski? Take a run down A-Cup over to the Training Bra learning area. From there its just a short walk over the hand bridge to the renamed Big Lovely Tits bar. After a nip or two at the BLT, perhaps you're yearning for something more challenging? Take a ride up the Underwire lift and motorboat over to Double D's Glade, one of New England's signature bump runs. Done for the day? Don't forget to stop by the gift shop and pick up a " I Tittyfucked Double D's at Magic Mtn" bumper sticker."

This!