Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

**SKIP IN7RO** · 12-26-2014, 09:54 PM

After 36 in 24 and chatting-up a rental guardian about the mini-gnar that never opened, the new lift that did open, and how it's arguably too flat on that side of the mountain. I hear "Do you think my blades will work?". I pointed to my nuts/upper thigh a half dozen times tonight describing the morning. My severely bitten tongue from xmas eve dinner began rubbing the roof of my mouth as I went back to waxing a snowboard. There was a dude rocking spoon 148s with a free heel today....possibly the ultimate setup for the day and mountain. Bladers should hari kari for the benefit of all, or at least give snowboarding a try.

**sal the salmon** · 12-26-2014, 10:45 PM

u shoulda just told him

"no problem it will be fun"

and let him suffer.

gotta help him out, customer service and such

**TahoeJ** · 12-26-2014, 10:53 PM

Perhaps I'm out of the loop, but wouldn't "homos" be looking to backdoor old men?

**goldengatestinx** · 12-27-2014, 05:50 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

Your wife's boyfriend?

Nah...even she saw the guy was a poser...had his skis on the rack tips forward...

**goldengatestinx** · 12-27-2014, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

Your wife's boyfriend?

Bought for cash. Simple to maintain. My Cherokee will go further than vehicles 10 times the price. Nothing against a WRX...they're fun and fast. It was the old guy driving it. Probly borrowed it from his grand kid.

**east or bust** · 12-27-2014, 05:54 PM

Originally Posted by goldengatestinx

Nah...even she saw the guy was a poser...had his skis on the rack tips forward...

Twin tips would complete the story.

**goldengatestinx** · 12-27-2014, 06:05 PM

Originally Posted by east or bust

Twin tips would complete the story.

She doesn't go both ways...

**MMP** · 12-27-2014, 08:18 PM

My cousins wife asked me if there was a strain of weed that helps you lose weight. My wife burst out laughing.

**old goat** · 12-28-2014, 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by goldengatestinx

Bought for cash. Simple to maintain. My Cherokee will go further than vehicles 10 times the price. Nothing against a WRX...they're fun and fast. It was the old guy driving it. Probly borrowed it from his grand kid.

What's wrong with an old guy having a hot car? It's about the only fun we have left. You can't buy a turn on skis but you can in a car. I'm driving a 2005 Forester. Might have to think about a WRX soon. But then I'd have to shovel my driveway.

**old goat** · 12-28-2014, 12:16 AM

Bought a sandwich and coke for $9.09. Paid with a $20 and a dime. Cashier forget to enter the dime into the cash register, so she asked one of the other people to bring her the calculator to figure out how much change to give. On second thought, after this http://www.tetongravity.com/forums/s...-Thread/page45 maybe I shouldn't be making fun of people's math skills.

**mall walker** · 12-28-2014, 05:34 PM

Originally Posted by zartagen

https://twitter.com/jerryoftheday

I found this on instagram the other day. Highly recommended for lovers of this thread.

This is another good one: http://instagram.com/beatermeter

**Benny Profane** · 12-28-2014, 06:13 PM

I got talked into opening an instagram account by a hot chick at the job I'm leaving. I am now inspired.

**Meadow Skipper** · 12-28-2014, 06:26 PM

Total gaper quote of the weekend:

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

I got talked into opening an instagram account by a hot chick at the job I'm leaving. I am now inspired.

**sal the salmon** · 12-28-2014, 06:44 PM

today was super crowded. i was riding solo skippin the lines, so i say to this nice 50 year old lady who is being a bitch hearding all her children into the singles line...

"do u mind if I step in"

"no way! the line is way back there, no cutting! (points behind her in an annoying voice)"

"cool"

I then step in behind her and get loaded with her. procceded to test out all the posts in the awkward chairlift thread.

**Benny Profane** · 12-28-2014, 07:18 PM

Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

Total gaper quote of the weekend:

Zip, right over your head. Wassa matta poobey? No tips from the holiday crowd this weekend? That making you all cranky and snippy?

**Meadow Skipper** · 12-28-2014, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by Benny Profane

Zip, right over your head. Wassa matta poobey? No tips from the holiday crowd this weekend? That making you all cranky and snippy?

I get weekends off, gaper.

**Woolly the Mammoth** · 12-28-2014, 07:53 PM

"Snowboarding is better than skiing because snowboards make better air guitars"

**yeahman** · 12-28-2014, 07:56 PM

Nuff said.

**::: :::** · 12-28-2014, 09:14 PM

Wish I'd gotten a pic...three Japanese (college age) come tumbling off the top of the MHX lift at Mt Hood Meadows yesterday. Liftie comes out of the shack and picks up the girl in the trio...she just slumped in his arms as he said "stand up!" The other two crawl to the side. Not one of them had gloves - it was a storm day. Guy next to me said "better call patrol now before they get into too much trouble"

**that dude who did that thing** · 12-28-2014, 09:52 PM

"He has a cool jacket, I'll bet he's a good skier." -14 year old girl in lodge today

**~mikey b** · 12-28-2014, 09:59 PM

Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

I get weekends off, gaper.

Me too. It's good to be the king.

**Meadow Skipper** · 12-28-2014, 11:37 PM

Originally Posted by Meadow Skipper

I get weekends off, gaper.

Originally Posted by telemike

Me too. It's good to be the king.

I know, right? Perks of being the old guy.

**~mikey b** · 12-28-2014, 11:43 PM

Hey god damn it!

**old goat** · 12-29-2014, 11:56 AM

Originally Posted by yeahman

Nuff said.

Has anyone ever seen more than one monoskier on a given mountain on a given day? I haven't. The only conclusion I can draw is that monoskiers have no friends.

**Benny Profane** · 12-29-2014, 12:01 PM

Originally Posted by old goat

Has anyone ever seen more than one monoskier on a given mountain on a given day? I haven't. The only conclusion I can draw is that monoskiers have no friends.

Back in the pre snowboard days, I did my first trip to Tahoe and saw about twenty total during the week. After trying to ski that sun drenched mank, I understood why.