Best Gaper qoute of the weekend?

[TahoeJ]

Excellent. From a ski area or from people of Walmart?

It was on the Jerry's twitter feed. Some true gold in there. I really hope that guy is at least European.

[tBatt]

"Mooooooooommmm, why can't we just go to Deer Valley?"

Heard at the base of Alta after 2' of new and it rained at DV.

[TugSkier]

Guy behind me today complaining to his buddy "they don't even have heated chairs here"

Gondi 1 at Vail has heated benches and I'm not even going to lie I get kinda bummed when they are turned off...

[TomCrac]

^ hahahah... " bummed "... I got it...

[stuckathuntermtn]

I kinda like wet snow. Easier to float. Am I just a super gaper?

[TahoeJ]

^^ No. If it's not so wet that it's sticky, then it can actually be quite fun IMO. And yeah, you need less of it to feel bottomless.

[stuckathuntermtn]

Hero snow, ftw

[jonesy]

Give me sweet ice.

[Meadow Skipper]

yeah, nothing better than a gun for a kid. way to raise the bar, dad.

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[Name Redacted]

"This GoPro is so heavy, it throws off my balance"

[NakedShorts]

The number of peeps GoProing themselves with selfie sticks in Vegas is sickening.

[gnarhucker]

someone told me theyre a better skier than me, any time someone says that i know they are a lying JONG.

[stuckathuntermtn]

The other day, I saw this snowboarder who would throw is arms straight out for every healside turn. Every one. It kinda looked like he kept trying to grab a far apart pair of boobs.

[sal the salmon]

god damn i looked at allt hose fucking jerry instagrams, yes every single one, last night. today out riding all i could notice where the jerries everywhere! they used to be invisbale to me, never more.

also, ski bunnies.

[goldengatestinx]

Gassing up the Cherokee at a station in Idaho Springs and this big piped WRX comes brapping into the pump next to me...dark windows, huge ass whale tail, lowered, the works...figure it'll be a pants dragging 20 something that gets out...turns out it's a 50 something, gray hair, faded neon ski jacket and pants...pointed it out to my wife but she couldn't get a shot.

Made me laugh.

[old goat]

Gassing up the Cherokee at a station in Idaho Springs and this big piped WRX comes brapping into the pump next to me...dark windows, huge ass whale tail, lowered, the works...figure it'll be a pants dragging 20 something that gets out...turns out it's a 50 something, gray hair, faded neon ski jacket and pants...pointed it out to my wife but she couldn't get a shot.

Made me laugh.

Your wife's boyfriend?

[~mikey b]

someone in a Cherokee laughing at another vehicle???

hah!

[MakersTeleMark]

He seriously did not know his helmet was on backwards.

[Skistack]

At least his jeans are properly tucked into his boots.

[phallic-menace]

What's with park rat snow boarders who roll up their pants above their boots? I understand skiers do it so they done cut their pants on their skis.

[~mikey b]

He seriously did not know his helmet was on backwards.

Looks like it fits ok.

[Meadow Skipper]

He seriously did not know his helmet was on backwards.

Yeah, I had one of those last season. I was watching a young woman for like a minute until I had to tell her she had her helmet on backwards. She seemed kind of embarrassed but not as badly as she should have been.

[coldfeet]

Yeah, I had one of those last season. I was watching a young woman for like a minute until I had to tell her she had her helmet on backwards. She seemed kind of embarrassed but not as badly as she should have been.

You should put this in the "meeting cute ski girls" thread - gnarhucker needs all the suggestions he can get.

[rog'smom]

One of the homo's in the yellow coats at the bird talking to another yellow coat homo…."Let's backdoor old ladies". Trying to sound core.

[old goat]

One of the homo's in the yellow coats at the bird talking to another yellow coat homo…."Let's backdoor old ladies". Trying to sound core.

Homos?