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Thread: Part 2: Padded Room Special Collection Of Junk That More Than Likely Will Be NSFW

  1. 11-14-2014, 10:26 AM #14901
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    Desert 8
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  2. 11-14-2014, 12:05 PM #14902
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    Well, I guess you pick up a few nasty habits in those long moments of boredom punctuated by short bursts of sheer terror.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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  3. 11-14-2014, 12:26 PM #14903
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    When I was in the Gulf with the Marines almost everyone smoked. It's boring as hell. Jerk off, PT, eat, smoke, cards, jerk off repeat.
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  4. 11-14-2014, 01:25 PM #14904
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    When the conversation came up about would you ever date or marry a smoker, my friend once said: "I wouldn't kiss her but I'd blow a load in her mouth."

    Heh.
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  5. 11-14-2014, 01:39 PM #14905
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    Quote Originally Posted by TahoeJ View Post
    When the conversation came up about would you ever date or marry a smoker, my friend once said: "I wouldn't kiss her but I'd blow a load in her mouth." Heh.
    And there it is....I never meet a woman smoker that didn't love to suck the cock and swallow. Should have married a smoker
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  6. 11-14-2014, 01:56 PM #14906
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    She's in a fucking war. Health problems from smoking probably don't seem so grave after you've seen a few buddies lose limbs.

    She probably also eats gmo and doesn't recycle.
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  7. 11-14-2014, 02:46 PM #14907
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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    Any chick with a FKNA sticker on her ass is a Maggette in Splat's mind. Doesn't mean she's in here posting away.
    I know one thing. She was posting here long before you.
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  8. 11-14-2014, 02:55 PM #14908
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    Quote Originally Posted by jma233 View Post
    She probably also eats gmo and doesn't recycle.
    holy fucking shitballs
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  9. 11-14-2014, 03:32 PM #14909
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    Quote Originally Posted by spook View Post
    I can't believe that jetbike dude would ever be able to keep the front wheel from wobbling and everything exploding in a half second.
    It's only possible because of his badass skullet.
    "Nice truck. Sorry about your penis."
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  10. 11-14-2014, 03:50 PM #14910
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    Quote Originally Posted by MakersTeleMark View Post
    Smokin'. You guys wouldn't know a real woman if she shit on your nose.
    paying somebody to shit on your face doesn't make her a real woman no matter how many times you do it, bro. get hold of yourself.
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  11. 11-14-2014, 03:54 PM #14911
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    Quote Originally Posted by jm2e View Post
    Any chick with a FKNA sticker on her ass is a Maggette in Splat's mind..
    that's what he has a fkna sticker on his puter screen. he thinks he's yanking it to young maggettes all the time.
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  12. 11-14-2014, 04:12 PM #14912
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    This is for all the bowlers out there... Coolest relic I've seen in a while. Boom boom! It's signed, too. Was tempted to tuck it under my arm and ran away with it. Click image for larger version.  Name: ImageUploadedByTGR Forums1416003112.106826.jpg  Views: 490  Size: 645.2 KB  ID: 160317
    "One season per year, the gods open the skies, and releases a white, fluffy, pillow on top of the most forbidding mountain landscapes, allowing people to travel over them with ease and relative abandonment of concern for safety. It's incredible."
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  13. 11-14-2014, 04:14 PM #14913
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  14. 11-14-2014, 05:00 PM #14914
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    I know one thing. She was posting here long before you.
    Pwned
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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  15. 11-14-2014, 05:52 PM #14915
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    Quote Originally Posted by mud View Post

    disgusting, but funny. Big ass, one cup
    Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon.
    Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol.
    Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel.

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  16. 11-14-2014, 05:56 PM #14916
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    Kim K. is a fatty.

    blah, blah, blah, I know she's a REAL woman and real women have curves, but if this bitch wants to be in the spotlight, lose 20 fucking pounds.
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  17. 11-14-2014, 06:05 PM #14917
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    She has fake tits. Being fat doesn't make you a 'real' woman. It makes you a fattie with excuses.
    I still call it The Jake.
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  18. 11-14-2014, 06:50 PM #14918
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    Iceman should take her out with a splitting maul. It would do the world a favor.
    No longer stuck.

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    Just an uneducated guess.
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  19. 11-14-2014, 07:25 PM #14919
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    She's definitely not fat. I don't find that ginormous ass look real appealing, but I can't see much to complain about in that frontal view once you get past all the baby oil.
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  20. 11-14-2014, 07:26 PM #14920
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    I bet she talks around a cock. Ron White fans know what I mean.
    No longer stuck.

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  21. 11-14-2014, 07:29 PM #14921
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    Quote Originally Posted by freshie247 View Post
    Cheers to the hot mag marine, but cigarettes?
    Is this a pic of Hugh ?????
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  22. 11-14-2014, 07:29 PM #14922
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    I'd take her out for a nice seafood dinner.
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  23. 11-14-2014, 07:51 PM #14923
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    Quote Originally Posted by scottyb View Post
    good lord.
    In search of the elusive artic powder weasel ...
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  24. 11-14-2014, 08:05 PM #14924
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    Quote Originally Posted by splat View Post
    I know one thing. She was posting here long before you.
    Touche'
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  25. 11-14-2014, 11:03 PM #14925
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