Shit that annoys you

[Tuckerman]

excel mac version. what a useless piece of shit...

Umm yeah, macs are for artist and students. Excel is for professionals, you can't combine the two. Or maybe that's what Google docs is for.

Lol professional student.

[Gcooker]

Running out of pistachios before satisfied... And having the last one be slightly retarded and funny tasting.

[jma233]

I spent 12 weeks in rehab because of a pistachio addiction. One day at a time...

[Tuckerman]

this..................

[Skistack]

Tearing the shit out of your fingers opening pistachios.

[jma233]

When people blatantly cut you off like in the picture below but then pantimime through the windshield 'I'm sorry....I have to turn here'.

[SkiCougar]

When people blatantly cut you off like in the picture below but then pantimime through the windshield 'I'm sorry....I have to turn here'.

staying with the traffic theme:

those drivers who do not yield to people exiting the freeway and/or try to cut in front of you as you are exiting the freeway. it is the persons freaking right that is exiting the freeway to basically do whatever the hell they want as they are generally coming off the freeway at a higher speed and would take more time to stop than the slower moving traffic on the feeder.

if i was a lawyer, i'd figure out how to make money with that law and just run into people daily not yeilding.

[PNWbrit]

then pantimime through the windshield 'I'm sorry....I have to turn here'.

It should be legal to just shoot people in the forehead for doing that.

[Meadow Skipper]

When people blatantly cut you off like in the picture below but then pantimime through the windshield 'I'm sorry....I have to turn here'.

It should be legal to just shoot people in the forehead for doing that.

Right? You have to deal with their idiocy because the world will end if they miss their turn and have to drive an extra block or to the next exit.

[The AD]

Yeah, why does sticking your arm out the window somehow carry more weight than just putting on your blinker?

On a different note heard something during a baseball broadcast today that drives me nuts: people who say "eem" instead of "him." For example "he better strike eem out." It's "him" not "eem" you moran!

[abraham]

People who clap during movies.

People who clap at times that make no sense during movies.

The terrible creatures who fell compelled at clap whenever someone else claps within hearing range.

[jma233]

The jackass who thought he was too good to clap at the good parts of Frozen.

[abraham]

The jackass who thought he was too good to clap at the good parts of Frozen.

Do you applaud when you watch porn? They can't hear you.

[Meadow Skipper]

Do you applaud when you watch porn?

The sound of one hand clapping.

[MMP]

The sound of one hand clapping.

i laughed

[Gcooker]

People who clap during movies.

People who clap at times that make no sense during movies.

The terrible creatures who fell compelled at clap whenever someone else claps within hearing range.

People that clap when the plane lands.

[systemoverblow'd]

The fact 21 year old girls are 14 years younger than me.

[riser4]

The sound of one hand clapping.

Nobody wants to hear your fap.

[The AD]

The terrible creatures who fell compelled at clap whenever someone else claps within hearing range.

English. Do you speak it?

[abraham]

English. Do you speak it?

Evidently not.
at=>to
claps=>clapped

[char]

The words "cupping" (as in coffee) and curate (as in everything is now apparently) are getting annoying.

People that drive 3mph below the speed limit until the road becomes 4 lanes, then suddenly go 10 over until the road narrows back to 2 lanes. WTF...

[Labcabin]

The fact 21 year old girls are 14 years younger than me.

You lucky bastard!

[The AD]

The words "cupping" (as in coffee) and curate (as in everything is now apparently) are getting annoying.

Can't say I've heard either of these used. Please use them in a sentence. Guaranteed I'm now going to start hearing them.

[systemoverblow'd]

Can't say I've heard either of these used. Please use them in a sentence. Guaranteed I'm now going to start hearing them.

Agreed. I use and hear curate all the time, but it sounds like you are meaning it in another context? I use it as "curate a group discussion" mainly, but usually refer to "the curator" like a noun instead of the verb to curate. I don't see what is wrong with that if that is what you mean.

[abraham]

Cupping = pouring with more soul. Hearing it means you are expected to tip better than for a normal coffee.

I think I've only overheard curating once outside of art talk. Some woman was talking on the phone about curating the sandwich platters for some event. Safeway sandwiches =/= art.